Hamsap Island

Hamsap took a sampan (boat) out one day to fishin'. Half way fishin and dreamin about his dream girl 'Ai Swee' who have slapped him countless times, he suddenly felt water seepin into his socks. 'ALAMAK!!' 'Seii For LOr....HELPPPPpp HelP!!' he panicked as the boat started sinkin. Not long after, he finds himself yelpin and swimmin like a dog towards an island. Like any other joke related to the sea...sure must got island one wat! Anyhoots, Hamsap made it safe on the island.


5 years later..

Yea, Hamsap has given up hope to wait for someone to rescue him. In fact, all he wants now is sex. 5 freakin years on this island make him so bloody horny; least back home when there is no one around...he could still watch Baywatch and drool over them. For the first time in his life he felt that he is now truly hamsap. While strollin around the forest, he saw a goat. What more a female goat. He couldn't care less and tried humpin' her it. But cannot. He move left, the goat move right.....he move right, goat move left. He felt freakin frustrated and even more and more hamsap. He tried everyday and every single position but still he cannot hump the goat. He tried and tried....for 2 years. It was stupid, he knows dat.. and he soon gave up the hope to satisfy his lust.

One day he was walkin around the woods and found a path that he has never walked before. The path led him to a lagoon where a very sexy naked girl was bathin. She was alone. Hamsap was so f*king happy and excited to see her. He ran towards her and she wasn't even shy. In fact she was delighted because she was too stuck on this island for several years. And she too hungers for company and more.. 'Hi, I'm Hamsap, Soh Hamsap'. She giggled, and gave Hamsap a flirtatious look. They both talked and laughed through the evening. Both of them were exchanges glances under the moonlight and fire. Hamsap was too shy to approach her. The girl couldn't wait any longer so she asked Hamsap,

Girl:"Hey hamsap?, why don't you help me with my pussy' hmmm....?"

Hamsap: "WHAT??! You oso got problem with animals ar?! OK Ok....I help you but can you help me hold dat freakin goat first ar?! I beh Tahan liao."