Married Men

Over the years, I've noticed ... that single ladies have been getting more and more tied up in the hands of married men. Can't guess why but research have shown that men who are married are immediately more attractive. And I just have to second that just from experience and the things I see and hear. Women just love men like dat... and I guess, wifes in the way love to know (in some ways) that their husbands are in demand. Why? I dunno... but makes me wanna get married soon. *kekekek*

Neways, here is a poem a friend of mine wrote...


My life on earth was lonely
before he came along
he brought me love and laughter
even though it was so wrong

i don't know why i love him so
except to say he's mine
as near as any man can be
with a wife on the other line

he thinks i thinks nothing
but us women always know
it's that we never show
and the pain begins to grow

if he could be just mine alone
without her presence always near
would i ever totally believe
the words of love i hear

sometimes i wish i didn't love this man
so i could go on with my life
never have to feel the pain
when he goes home to his wife

together in our hearts we are
with understanding and love
we sincerely care for each other
though not sanctioned from above

perhaps if we could start over
in another place, another time next life
our love could be blessed by god
i'd be his and he'd be mine

part of me wants to make him go
and part wants him to stay
someday we'll have to break it off
and each go our own way

for he wont break the ties that bind
the chain that holds him so
she wont let go no matter what
....or is it him that wont let go

Good sexy crap

i'll be bad, so u can be good,
u're upset, and am up to no good,
you're making everyone in the mood,
moving like no innocent girl could,
hurting like an innocent girl should,
by the time the sun hav set, your lips might have met,
with a better lad, and i'm not suppose to be glad,
but i can't have you like dat,
and everything that u've thought should not be,
you would have thought is the best u've had,
and everything that u've never thought,
I've made it easy so it can happen like dat,
i've been bad, so you can be good,
so u don't hav to be upset,
just have to be mad,
so u can hav what you think u hav never had,
and I have what players should have,
A bad name and some bitchy slap.

My Dark Secret

I've been living with a dark secret for the longest of time..

For a while now, I've vowed to keep it a secret...



but sometimes I feel I might no longer be able to do so. Because of this secret, my eyes have seen too many things.... my heart heavy each time a person pour out their burden on me... and more often than not... their problems are self inflicted.



Sometimes, this secret can really get the better of me. Everyone sees things in their little social order, with their little pathetic rules that they try to stand by. But this order is weak... weak against the evil inside the most of us.

That is why all the bad guys always wins. And I see now what kinda guy I have to become to stop man like them.

We are living at the age where there is no justice. The only thing that is fair is chance. And the choices people make are so predictable, so easily maneuvered, so easily toyed.

When my friends calls me ... I come wandering into the night for them.



And sometimes I ask for what reason might that be. The reason used to be to take their suffering away when they lose their only hope of having a normal life. But it seems I'm suffering more... I'm the one without a normal life.

But the night is darkest just before the dawn.

I hate to admit it, I'm not trying to be a hero. You either die a hero or live long enought to see yourself become the villian. This have a far greater purpose, a purpose greater than me. That is why I have to run. That is why they let the dogs on me.

Because I'm ... the dark knight.



Or am I just the joker? Fark... I'm both la! Why so serious!?!? *muuahHAHHAHAHAaAA!*

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Cibai, to be Batman you need 6 packs, one Batmobile, and a few Lambos.

I only got 6 packs of beers and can only afford a Lembu.



Not very cool at all -_-"

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Watch me in action here..

Dizzy Life

Sorry guys, have been extremely busy these few days... don't even have time to kentut(fart). As the days draw closer to my cafe opening, I draw nearer to Tanjung Rambutan.



I'm practically living at the speed of light. Absorbing everything I can in this one month about F&B more than my brain can take. Like..

Chair too comfy, people start to stay too long.



Cup size is very important. (agreed =P)



Packaging is crucial (agreed =P)



Concept must be unique.



And everyone wanna be seen in stylo milo environment.



Not only am I absorbing too much that my brain juice is flowing out of my nose and ears, I also have tonnes of things to do. I get more than 30 emails a day, making and getting more than 30 calls from applicants, suppliers, media, advertisers; and I've never felt so tired in my life. *pants* *pants*

And to think that all I need to do is collect money from the cash register at month end, how wrong I was lah.

I'm so stress now that I can't even sleep, so I was drinking everynight to delete all the residue file in my brain to upload more for the next day. Don't ask me the order of things, ...I can't remember liao. LOL





I am so blur that I actually went out with two girls on a movie date. Yes.. at the same time.



When reality sets in at first, it felt like a dream. Then in the cinema, I felt like an idiot lah.



Ok lah.. not relli a date, but damn... how people have two wifes and not get their penis cut off on one sudden night by either one of them. Its too dangerous lah. I almost got 'forked' by both of them.

Then one of the nights we played 'Who gets more chicks on photo wins'



The fat guy that is about to go Tanjung Rambutan also can win. *lol*



Then I met a tall girl yesterday... I think that is her name lah. Sorry, no space liao.



Then I think I saw Samantha that day. Aint she in Australia?



Ok... who is this?



Then Sara Bean, Wei Ling and Lydia came out to play... those were the days when they join me constantly... now all sudah macam mau kahwin liao. -_-"



3 days in a row, Darren & Alice have been drinking 2nd round at my place... then they accompanied me the next morning to interview people in the malls. Thank you Alice and Darren for keeping me sane with your company. *lol*



F&B is tough man. F = you know lah, B = Busy.

Malaysia at War

Brace yourself guys coz Malaysia is about to go to war. It is a national call to arms starting from now as the nation is angered and furious about the claims made by other nations.



It is an unfair world, for we have been misjudge, misread, misinterpreted, and defamed all at once. Finally someone gotta make a stance, and thus we should stand together and unite in war agaisnt these bastards that claim that we are losers.

It all started when I found this article by accident today,

'Malaysia, though a small country, is the tenth largest consumer of alcohol in the world. Each year Malaysians spend over US$500million on alcohol. Whilst the per capita consumption is 7 litres, those who do drink alcohol consume heavily. Among the drinking population, the Malaysian Indians who make up about 8 per cent of the population are by far the heaviest drinkers with an annual consumption of absolute alcohol exceeding 14 litres. Beer consumption in Malaysia at 11 litres per capita is comparable to that of European countries known for their high consumption. The easy availability of alcoholic drinks in coffee shops, supermarkets, sundry shops and plantations together with aggressive advertising and promotions are driving Malaysians to drink. The average age for alcohol dependence is 22 years.'

and it is by all means a boost of ego on my part. Finally, Malaysia BOLEH!!!

Our love for this nation, this country, and its government have finally paid off..



Then as I was too happy celebrating and reading more related topics to our alco-machoism, I found this..



They are average litre of alcohol consumed per capita of all the top alcohol consuming countries in the world. This article claimed that we only drink on average 0.7 litres per capita a year.

WTF!!!! That is non sense. Our Indian drinkers themselves would on average drink three times more than 0.7 litres in a day. Not even counting my heng tai and chimuis of the Whisky Club.



So Malaysian drinkers please unite ... this means business.



And show the rest of the world what we love most and what we do best.



Not that lah Keng Way!!



ALAMAK! SOLDIER DOWN!! SOLDIER DOWN!!!



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World Most Expensive Whisky




Macallan Fine & Rare, 1926

This bottle of whisky costs USD $38,000 when it was released. It is also the oldest and most sought-after of Macallan's revolutionary Fine & Rare Collection.

Wah lao eh. This bottle cost around RM 100,000. One sip of it better bring you to heaven or make the girl love you long time; or else your bank account will last you short time -_-". One sip RM1,000 wei. *Stress* How to drink?

I think if its me, I'll be drinking with my calculator crying.

Fishing Love

Yesterday a friend of mine shared his views on why he rather remain single after he has been out of an 8-years relationship. Just another one of those conversations with regards to the 'biggest problem and also meaning in life' - the thing we call 'LOVE'.



The one true thing that most of us seek to find, or at least want to feel some at some point in time or another.

What he said was "It is hard to get back the same feelings as it was before". And true to that, it might never be like it was before. What to do, heart already pecah into gazillion pieces... take time one mah.



Well, sometimes taking time is not that bad after all... it just means that we are taking a break... and in time, some of us may realize that we have enough breaktime... and some still busy wandering and taking our time getting out of love.



To those that have put in the key in the ignition and wants to start the journey once again... I know how it feels. It feels like you don't know where to go, and maybe you don't even know why you're doing this again. Well maybe it is because of this.

"Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy.
Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude;
It is not self-seeking, nor easily angered.
It keeps no record of wrongdoing.
It does not delight in evil,
But rejoices in the truth.
It always protects, trusts, hopes, and preserves.
There is nothing love cannot face;
There is no limit to its faith, hope, and endurance.
In a word, there are three things that last forever:
Faith, hope, and love;
But the greatest of them all is love."

Seem like a hell lot to swallow. Seems like you can't coz it doesn't sound that simple and you know what happened the last time right? In your mind it says... 'yeah right!... wtf they left out the last sentence which is...'

But the most painful of them all is also love.

LOL. Its ironic. Something so great can be so destructive. But I think the question is 'is love so bad?' or 'are we just too weak' to take it in as a whole, with its good and with its bad.



Can we compromise with one another?



Do you want to understand?



Are you ready not to understand but just accept our differences?



Are we in denial still?



Are you ready?



If fail just say this loh..



For those that are getting married... are you ready to take this path together no matter the outcome?



Maybe grow old together?



Or you want to stay in misery?



Well I should say chill la brother and sister. We might have lost our pride, our hope, our faith .. but one thing we still have is choices. And choices are fun.



Well, just make sure you make them and don't regret.



So what you waiting for? Banyak banyak ikan bilis in the ocean leh. Lets go fishin =)



But make sure you know what you put as bait lah. I have no idea that one. Go figure -_-"

What a Weird World

Today I saw alot of weird things.... like

1) Rumah Rainforest



This family either are nature lovers or watch too much fantasy movies. Go figure.. I think there is a secret passage to Narnia somewhere in there.

2) The Lost Kampung

Ali's Wife: Saya tak nak pegi city lah bang! I love my kampung ni!
Ali: Sayang, no problem ..kan saya pandai.. jangan risau. I will do something about it.


shifts to the city

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Ali's Wife: Amboi... I love you so much bang!


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And I thought that is enough of weirdness for the day.. until I saw something while I was driving by the commuter bridge in Subang Jaya.



3) Advertisement for Ghost?



Is this a prank? Am I a fiction of my own imagination? Someone please tell me that I'm still alive. I still have alot of parties to attend... -_-"