To someone very special..

Married Men

Over the years, I've noticed ... that single ladies have been getting more and more tied up in the hands of married men. Can't guess why but research have shown that men who are married are immediately more attractive. And I just have to second that just from experience and the things I see and hear. Women just love men like dat... and I guess, wifes in the way love to know (in some ways) that their husbands are in demand. Why? I dunno... but makes me wanna get married soon. *kekekek*

Neways, here is a poem a friend of mine wrote...


My life on earth was lonely
before he came along
he brought me love and laughter
even though it was so wrong

i don't know why i love him so
except to say he's mine
as near as any man can be
with a wife on the other line

he thinks i thinks nothing
but us women always know
it's that we never show
and the pain begins to grow

if he could be just mine alone
without her presence always near
would i ever totally believe
the words of love i hear

sometimes i wish i didn't love this man
so i could go on with my life
never have to feel the pain
when he goes home to his wife

together in our hearts we are
with understanding and love
we sincerely care for each other
though not sanctioned from above

perhaps if we could start over
in another place, another time next life
our love could be blessed by god
i'd be his and he'd be mine

part of me wants to make him go
and part wants him to stay
someday we'll have to break it off
and each go our own way

for he wont break the ties that bind
the chain that holds him so
she wont let go no matter what
....or is it him that wont let go

One Night with Kenny Sia

For some reason, my traffic to this blog have gone from nothing to like 1k viewers. And then I found out Mr Kenny Sia aka Coconut boy have linked me in his all too famous blog of his (actually I sorta repeatedly hypnotize him into doing so while he was partying with me two days ago, hehe). But anyways, I didn't know he is really going to do it for real, and so now I'm stuck in a situation where I feel oblige to satisfy the sudden surge of viewers to this blog today.



Warning tho, although I think I'm holy as a saint and am a good boy... there is a believe that this blog might not be suitable for all ages. I don't really understand why tho.



Clubbin' is just an act where we all gather just to err.. gather la.



Sometimes we hug a girl or two, and hey we do man buddy hugs too but hey... they seldom end up in pictures only mah.... ego mah. People think gay how?



So in clubs, sometimes we are oblige to at least chat up a girl... even if you just love to drink.



And that is just the innocent truth of it all. At least for me lah.

I suppose for Kenny too,



Ok.. mebbe not. =P (btw the person on the right is just a lookalike version of me)

Oh yah Kenny, Kellie told me that you lost your credit card that night? We talked about it and we sorta backtracked. I saw you signing the receipt, she say you signing it with the card in your mouth. And that was the last time we saw that card...

hmmm. Did you eat it ah?

Yi Leng Leng Gao

Another new year have come and gone so fast, and just like how my belly appeared out of no where.... it is already 2009! Wah liu... but what a banana year lah...2008!



I'm kinda also amazed that so many people actually asked me why I didn't update this stupid blog of mine ...it is actually kinda weird as I just stopped for 3 months only lah.. But ya... I've realize how much fun I've missed out of bloggin. So I decided to pop by here again to give everyone my words of wisdom *lol*. Hopefully, this year I'll have more time to continue blogging like I use to. *crosses both finger and make ice cream with toe*

But last year was really an exciting one. Started with a small belly, got to know a bunch of party animals, got to know some really hot hootchimommas,



started an ice cream stall, started losing hair, started getting more white hair, all hot hoootchimommas kena stolen,



open another ice cream stall/restaurant,



lost more hair, got to know real mommas (customers) rather than hot hootchimommas and then ended up with a big belly. WWOWoweeewow! LIFE IS GREAT! -_-"

Ok lahh... other than too much work and no more time to party... it is actually not that bad (help me somebody!).



So instead of partying like I used to, I'm a more 'normal' guy liao. LOL. I've been going to movies quite regularly.



What to do... cinema only upstairs. =/

More conversations is done in quieter places. No need to shout 'HOW ARE YOU!!' in disco to my friends. Yea...they do come and visit this old ice cream man in Pavilion from time to time..





Thanks for the support!

Got some really good reviews from famous Magazines, and get to meet people from the media which I never ever knew..



Gone over to Singapore to study F&B 101 for 3 days...



Went to a few birthday parties ... some that makes you wanna make new babies friends



Join random parties as I hardly plan for one no more... *ahem* ice cream man only sell ice cream..





And of course, still party on weekends and wednesday in my regular spot. I need a girl drink wei...helo!?







What is my new year resolution!?!?

More drinks....more parties... less headache.... but more money lah!

And err... have a real girlfriend rather than pretending that the Katy Perry standee board outside my cafe is my darlinng.

I'm a robot

Hiya peeps, sorry for the extremely slow updates on my life. I think by now the number of viewers that actually come to my blog have completely zeroed down. Hmm... so why I'm here bloggin'... I oso don't know. But if someone out there who is still reading this....hey!!! wazzup?! ... and how is life? ... or you must be my ultimate fan of my blog the photos in my blog.



But anyhootz, here is the updates. With one more month to go before Emperor Q pops out and take another large piece of my life away, its been an extremely exhausting 1 month but yet quite a rewarding one. Perhaps not as rewarding as those that can party more than me these days. Bastards..!

Don't tell me... I know ... while I'm busy getting my hands into gelatos and fruits...



You are busy doing getting ur hands into girlatos



and exotic fruits.. hehe.. not funny -_-"



Sometimes I'm so bored at work that I have to date myself.



You don't know how stressful to actually feed other couples wonderful desserts and watch them fall in love with each other everyday lah.



Apalah you peepol... if free pop by and teman me have lunch oso can. It gets so bored that sometimes I have to chat up with the Bangladesh workers at Food Republic in Pavilion just to make sure I'm still sane and don't die of boredom. Lol.

But it has been interestin. With my free time being shortened, I've no choice but to join random parties when appropriate. It is these parties that I get to catch up with people that does not hang out much at my regular joint anymore..



And sometimes surprises happens like 4 Oxford girls that just came back from UK for holidays popped up at my table...



But if you ask me what is new at the party scene? Well, if you have not known it yet by now ... you should be more lifeless than me now working 8 days a week. Lol. Newest club there is now that is worth going to might not be Quattro but Mist. Why? Quattro is over-rated and Mist has quality crowd. And a great party is 80% depended on the crowd-lah. No familiar faces = nobody to drink with, no drinkers = no drunk, and no leng luis = no fun lah.

And Halloween there is great. I got to get drunk with one police girl (never so happy got caught by a police before),



a dracula (i think), a pirate, a female crow (i think) and Captain America (who won the costume contest).



But I thought Zerra should have won. What a costume la.



Come to think of it, my life is like Wall-e the cheeky robot (plus he appears kinda drunk to me when he says his name lah.. Waaaaaaaalll Eeee!)



Day by day routine doing the same thing and yet... hoping for something to happen -_*
And then a white robot appeared. Hmm..



Whatever it is, here is 'M'.. for MOF



basket.. i think she likes my staff lah -_-" *sweat*

Missing My Blog

Its 7 a.m right now and I have not slept yet. Man, I really missed bloggin'... need to get this over with so I can fan gao. The things I do for you guys ... you all don't really know la. I spend so much, go out party when I'm dead tired, take quality photos ...all for wat?? For you la!! Now, my sleep oso at stake. Aiseh.. =P

First thing first, (after cutting the crap) lol ... my dear friend Rachel is about to go off to Hong Kong. =( First Christina, now you Rachel. Why all of you planning to leave me here alone ah? Adui... gonna miss partying with you too =)



Make more leng lui Hong Kong hootchimommas good friends in Hong Kong so that you can intro to me you will have a good time there okei~~? Take care girl..

It never did occur to me that I have a problem being close to a bunch of girls. I mean... I've been training very very hard lah. But last week after taking a drunk piss in Velvet toilet on my way back to my table.... Kaney (my beloved 2nd tai kar che) pulled me over to one table packed with models. Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4,... but 538 models. Okeii... mebbe minus 500, but 38 long legged models... *sweat*. I use all my fingers and toes also left back 1 toe 1 finger. I quickly used them to cover my eyes before they popped out and get out of there. *lol*

Here is a sneak preview..



There should be a sign somewhere that states "Beware, too many models ahead!"

Most Mermerizing Eyes...




Hmm... can someone tell me siapa ni perempuan dengan mata yang bling bling? The time I took this photo, my kepala was winnng wiiiing. =/

Her namecard states that she is an actress. 0_0

And since my name card states that I'm a director now (actually it is die-rector...kerja sampai mati..), nonetheless... I think its about time I direct a movie. IRENE!!! want to star in my super sexy R-rated movie? *lol* Opps... she is gonna kill me for this.

And here Sonia goes again with her signature pose.



Every time she does this, my camera gets smoky. SERIOUSLY... check out the smokes in the photo. Sigh, why my camera have to be so hamsap..*shrugs*

Oh yah... and another thing. I notice that nowadays got alot of sexy girl on girl action wei. Seems like a bunch of them have no faith in guys no more... =~(



What you guys doing lah? I work so hard being super gentle and nice to them... you guys go ruin it all for the rest of us. Aiyo... gentle siu siu. *lol*

Who is the hottest babe in town last two weeks? I gotta hand it to our own Miss Malaysia - Levy Lee



pssst... Levy..., he is Spiderman wannabe! (look at the hand).

It is just too bad that I really don't have time to blog lately, coz I really do enjoy writing for all of you guys the stupid things that have happened in my life. Nonetheless, I'll try my best to update as much as I can =) Cheers peepol, don't cry ... if you can't get your life back on track without reading this blog... come join me den at the party. *ngek ngek*



okei... now I can sleep *snoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

Everyday is MOF Day!

It is great that despite the crazy phase of my life right now in a new environment, I get to meet a few new friendly faces and great support from friends.



I may not have all of you mentioned here but just so you know, thanks alot guys (n of coz you girls lah!). Although I know some of you so bloody kiam siap just sneak by the outlet and think I didn't see. Bugger! *lol*

Anyways...

Special thanks to Ivy who have donated all her old (but very expensive) Japanese Female Magazines to MOF Japanese Sweets & Coffee.



May you know that because of you, now I can drool over all the hot hootchimommas at my outlet (if I'm free lah that is =P). Hmmm... no wonder nowadays alot of uncles keep flooding the outlet. =/

Also special thanks to Wan Ting who only became my cashier/service extraordinaire for ONLY THREE DAYS.



I tell you, just when I thought I have finally manage to find a great crew member for my cafe team.... this girl left us in three days. Apa lah! Some more lied to me that she is an English teacher but I found out after she left that she is actually a MASTER holder. Wahliu! I actually had a master holder to become my cashier for three days. Wan Ting... Wanting.. now I know what you 'want'. You want to con me -_-". But thank you though for showing to the crew what real service is all about =) She really did service all the uncle's kow kow. (Just kiddin' kekeke)



Another special thanks to Samantha who have provided me with a CD with all the Japanese songs so that I can play all day and all night at the outlet. Yeah...soon I'll be able to sing them coz it is repeating everyday. -_-"

And today Carol brought me some layered cake all the way from Sarawak.



Wahhh.... thanks girl and its damn nice lor. My staff ate half but luckily I snatched it from them before they finished it. Its really good!! yum...

Oh yah.. special thanks to all the leng luis that come in and out of the outlet.



You brighten my boring long hours. And also because of you all, my staff can feel energize to work (but not when you all around lah). When you all around, they only go 'googoo gaga'. Lol*

And of course special thanks to the pioneer crew of MOF in Malaysia who have struggled along with me in this venture.



Without you guys, I also don't know what to do. You can see me running around like roadrunner going 'beep beep' everywhere in the kitchen and on the floor. Good job guys =)

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.... which one of you go and punch the credit card wrongly ah!?!?



RM 37 dollar credit payment can become RM 0.37 cents credit payment. I think the customer and banker must be laughing his pants or her panties off -_-" Wah liu. Train train train... now you know why I so busy. =/

Last but not least, a very big thank you to my customers. Especially to those that have given us such a good review online such as masak-masak.blogspot.com, foodlah.com, jerryong.com and violetvoon.info

Your reviews ah, made my day =)