Drunk Confession

Here is a joke I've found pretty hilarious *kekeke*

Two shipwrecked sailors were adrift on a raft for days. In desperation one knelt down and began to pray. "Oh, Lord, I haven't lived a good life. I've drunk too much. I've lied. I've cheated, I've gambled. I've caroused with women. I've done many bad things, but Lord, if you'll save me, I promise -"

"Don't say another word!!" shouted his shipmate. "I think I just spotted land."



*tsk tsk* luckily I'm a good boy =P Let me complete that sentence for you bro.."but Lord, if you'll save me, I promise I'll bring you some JW when I meet you and share every bit of my lifestory with you"