City of Impossibility Possible possible

Man, this trip seems like the longest one. Kinda miss all muh darlings friends back in K'L. *kekeke* So how are all of you? Don't forget me yea! *ehehe*



Everyone knows when you go to Singapore, you gotta be ready. So I was, bought several packs of cigarrettes and smuggled it to Singapore. Even if you're not a smoker, you'd gotta buy some before you go. Can make 400% profit when you sell it to other smokers =P




Anyways, their government were so thoughtful that they prepared areas for the 'odd-sized'. I better start working out leh... -_-"



Singapore, the city of possibilities doesn't really make things very possible.



It is definitely one of the most organized city in the world having so many laws to govern almost everything. First off, you can't smoke in almost anywhere -_-" (can die!) It is hard to enjoy in a club without being able to smoke.. picture this

Me: *dance dance* *drink drink* ...*feels like smoking*
(walks to the smoking area to smoke)
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comes back
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*dance dance* *drink drink* ...*feels like smoking again*
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...
(walks to the smoking area to smoke %^$%^$^%$^@@@$#)
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comes back
... meets a girl and talks to her
Me: Hiee...miss smokin hot Singaporean Ah Lian, ...wats your name?... Where you stay...wanna go back to my ho...*feels like smoking* Sorry, excuse me..
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(walks to the smoking area to smoke %^$%^$^%$^@@@$#)

That is really how bad I need to smoke.. .. *stress*



Cannot simply throw rubbish



Cannot shop (can get broke wei!)



Cannot cut lines and simply wave for taxi



They got so many rules sometimes it is better just to be a robot lah...*just kiddin* I guess they didn't meant 'possibilities' in that way =P. I think what they meant was it is very possible for you to get fined for doing almost anyhing. *kekeke*



Nonetheless, I love this place coz they have many lengluis alot of places for entertainment and things gets done here alot faster.

You'd got to give credit to Singapore for being so efficient in handling space. Although being a small country compared to Malaysia, they don't have traffic like we do, smelly toilets which we are famous for and so many entertainment outlets that are well organized (besides being smoke free -_-"). How I wish all of us can move here...but ... dat would mean their outlets will be filthy, toilets will be smelly and Singapore will start having mat rempits everywhere... Adui~" Just come here for holiday lah!!

Lots more char boh details in the next entry... sorry no char boh dis entry.

Snip of the trip




ME: Press "Taxi" button at hotel lobby.
(1 minute later taxi arrived)
Taxi driver: you press that button ah?
ME: Yea..How the *toot* you get here so fast?
Taxi Driver: I saw sighlen (siren) on top of hotel building mah!
ME: WAh.... got siren one ar? So high tech...like calling batman



Taxi Driver: *frowns* You din kno meh? Dis one long time got already. ..where you go!?
ME:*kekeke* Go Sofia road Singaporean batmanuncle.

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Stay tuned..*kekek*