Merdek..aH!

MerdekA!!... merdeka!!.... merdek..ah?


Yesterday celebration's turnout was really great...I think almost about 40 people came to our private event by the end of the morning?





AT first I was really afraid that it might be boring.... by 2 a.m, I was afraid of all my friends askin me to drink. Great fun!! I'll let the photo do the talking this time (sorry ya...hurrying for Paul Van Dyke *kekekek*)



Almost the whole Velvet gang was there.. *sob sob* so united we all...*sobsob*







For this Merdeka, some of my friends looked like they are truly expressing themselves...

Kenshin finally came out of the dark and showed his real identity. He is celebrating some other kind of independence yesterday...





I can't help it, I had to show mine too...*kekeke*





Hope you guys had as much fun as I did.. (doubt that) *kekeke*



Here is a video one of my reader (royale) ask me to go check out (thanks mate)...Wooow woow.. very nice ~ one of the better Malaysian song I've heard. Trust me you'll love it.



MALAYSIAN IS YOU, MALAYSIAN IS ME, MALAYSIAN IS WE.....waaaaaaaaachaaaaa@!!!

Truly Malaysia~

Merdeka is just around the corner and I bet everyone is hyped up about it.



Seems like every corner I go, I can see our national flag. In front of people's home got lah, in front of office buildings lah, swaying majestically on a motor bike lah and some even wearing it as a cape.



It is times like this that we ought to celebrate and be proud of our nationality. So what are your plans for countdown?..are we going to party or what?

Despite the road blocks and traffic, some how we always manage to have great fun counting down to our independence day, where our sense of unity is at its peak ...



and also a day where we think can spark a conversation with the opposite sex without feeling corny.

Guy: Hey, awesome huh the fireworks? By the way, your flag looks very nice
Girl: Huh*? err...thanks (aren't they all the same?)

But it really doesn't matter so as long as we celebrate it together. Whether be it you're going to be in Putrajaya watching the fireworks,



be at the hippest discotecque singing 'Negaraku' remix style..

or at a private party drinking with the me (come come!)..



we are one big family~



What?! too old to party!? ....c'mon, its never too old to celebrate our 50th year of Independence. MERDEKA!!!! If our Feng Tao Aunty (druggy aunty) can do it, you can too!!! Just a lil video I made to get you all warm up for the day =) Enjoyz

Happy Birthday~

Happy birthday to you..
Happy birthday to you...



May all your wishes come true =)

Nothing too touchy coz the last time I did dat, a bunch of girls started crying ...adui~! *kekeke*

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I found this song for you, hope you like it =)



These few days that we have spent was really wonderful, please take care of your leg cos you'll need them to dance your night away. Can't dance with you on 31st when you're like this. =) Love you always, hope you have a blast tonight. Okei.. how come I'm the one getting teary~ Haizz... should have stop right up there -_-"

Our urge to Connect

Something just got to me today, I've finally figured it out... the gist of mankind. We are all stuck here on this Earth with erm.. a life to live, yea... we are born babies, grow up, go through teenage hood, then adulthood, den grow old den ... leave this world still figuring out what it is all about. Hey... I found that answer for you =P I think we all have an urge to feel connected, else it is just gonna be a lonely journey.

That is why outlets like Coffee Bean and Starbucks is so successful today. I reckon not because of their coffee but they found out the secret to our urges.



We just love to hear the next hottest gossip or seat around playing MSN in public and not wasting the chance of sighting some leng luis (chicks) sitting next table doing the same thing.

That is also why we sent letter... ok ok... we used to. Now we have Hotmail, Gmail (G for Gay) and DunnoWetherFemaleOrMail.



Then we have the phone of course, can't 'Kow Lui' (court girls) without it...

Phonecalls too expensive? Well, then SMS. Save money and quite effective when you are in the disco and you're lying to your 'somebody' that you're at home sleeping *kekeke*...



Then we have all kind of peer-to-peer programs to keep us connected while we are at the office and when we can't sleep like IRC (don't tell me you're still using it), ICQ, AIM and MSN.



Oh yah...how can I forget. Some might find it troublesome to call or text or mail each other all the time. So we humans have created Peer-to-peer sites that keep profiles of each and everyone of us 'connectees' so that we know each other from the things we love to do til the underwear we wore yesterday. We have Friendster lah, Multiply, Hi-5 and also now Facebook. And also blogs if these aren't detailed enough. Blog such as this one is of course awesome lah! You just need my blog lah trust me... super connection. =P



But then again, why are we going to discos and pubs? They are way too noisy to communicate and connect. They don't offer internet connection nor enable us to talk on the phone. *scratches head*

And yet I cannot get enough of it..



I wonder why ...



What are we trying to connect? *kekeke*

I'm adorable?

Remember the super young sexy girl that got me sweating like a pig? Apparently she is a blogger too... dis is Sonia and her friend Juju. Omg... her tan is perfect gold.



Luckily for me, I'm tan too. Victor Tan. *kekeke* We had so much fun that she actually left her dirty lingerie here.

Why I'm featuring her? Haiizz... to relive my moment lor of having a young chick *kkekeke* and mebbe coz this is as close I'm gonna get lor to getting her =P. *Hope she doesn't read this post* Especially after this 'dirty lingerie' trick *ekkekee* Ok ok... mebbe I got a lil close oso but..



Old man plus young chick... too much exercise for me to handle =P~

She actually saw the previous post and commented, this is what she wrote *ahem* "Hahahas. you're damn adorable wey..." *head expands and explodes*

Finally someone appreciates me *sniff sniff*

.........
............. I was hopeful for a few seconds....


....til I read on... "The way you talk, hehes" basket -_-"

Any other lovelys? Went clubbing with this two...



One is my friend's gf and the other only interested in Brazillian or at least non Malaysian. WTF? I tried convincing her that I'm half Singaporean ... rejected 1000X. God, please don't let me marry an auntie.

Girls nowadays

Haiiiz, I have to admit it...I'm getting old and fat and it is getting harder and harder to impress (don't even say date ok?) young hot sizzling chickadeesladies. They are no longer how they were like those around my age when they were young. The new generation of hotties that just joined college are super hot, know how to dress, know what they got and really get your hormones working overtime.

For instance, a few days ago I went out with my buddies and met a fine girl that showed her dice handling skills. I was like 0_0. She looked like goddess of gambler. High blood pressure seeing her shake the dice like dat. -_-"



Then yesterday a bunch of young hot chickadees joined me at Velvet and totally made me realize that I'm an old man.





Why? Coz they were dancing so sexily and I was of course having a HARD time. Being hopeful *slurp*, I joined them on the dance floor but just to realize that my belly always gets in the way (like a police man stopping a lorry from crossing the road to heaven)



and my legs gets tired after every 5 minutes. After one dance, I was panting and sweating like a pig...not to mention I bet I look like a fat old elephant dancing amongs them. Haiiizz.. gone were the days when I'm still fit like Spartan warriors and dancing with battling 10,000 hot chickadees soldiers.

This is what a young girl will look like when I try to win her heart by giving her a heart balloon. -_-".



The balloon even went soggy on me at the end of the night...haizz... failure~



It is no longer a shape of a heart but two saggy lil nen nen pao (tits). Damn it.. it is a sign that soon I've to settle for aunties. Haiizz... cheers peepols.

Sarang He Kim Ah-Joong

I cannot take it anymore, I think about her when I sleep, when I eat and when I'm drunk.. argh...even at work I only kept watching her video on youtube. *Super beh ta han*



I have to confess!!! But I can't reach her, I don't have her email or her contact number... so this is my last resort.. my blog. Hopefully she will bump into it one day.. like a message in a bottle floating in the sea. This one is worse, a message in a blog floating in cyberspace. My odds are slim but I need to let it out..



Dear Kim,

First of all, congratulation on all the awards that you’ve been winning. I truly feel you deserve such achievement cos you’re not only beautiful but extremely talented.

I’m so mesmerized by your beauty but only second to the innocence potrayed by you in the "200 pound beauty"..So much so that I’ve fallen in love .... with someone that might not even exist. Now I’m left with no one to confess this feeling to but to you... the person that have brought this character to life. So Kim Ah-Joong, here is to you...

"You’re so beautiful...even when you cry"
"So damn gorgeous, til I can die
"I’m in Malaysia, you’re in Korea"
"Why oh why?"
"I love you so much, and I want to make you mine"
"Just like the stars twinklin in the sky"
"This feeling of mine will always shine"
"I’ll walk to you til my legs hurt"
"Til my eyes becomes blur with tears"
"And even if by then you gain back your 200 pounds"
"I’ll put on a few pounds just for you" =)
"I really don’t mind, you’re too beautiful" (and I’m already getting fat anyways *kekeke*)
"I know you love me, I can feel it too"
"I felt it straight away when I heard you singing ’byul’"

Sarang he

Victor Tan.

Patriotic-nye!

It's 10 more days to our Independence Day, and this time it is going to be our 50th. Sometimes I do wonder why are we celebrating it for Independence is suppose to mean something. It might have meant something back in 1957, and we have come thus far ... it is hard not to question wether we have progressed as a democratic nation.



I don't blame Namewee to come up with the stupid NegaraKu Ku song, some parts of what he says is kinda true... a lil crude and racist lah but yea...(dat is why all our leng luis migrate -_-") some of us need a medium to vent how we feel.. no? WHAT!? YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF IT?! WHERE HAVE U BEEN?



He later made a video confessing how he felt, right after he found out that he is going to be arrested.



Is he trying to get famous or just speaking what he truly feels? Who knows..

Plus, due to the recent uproar of this song ... the origin of our national anthem have been revealed to be from a song called Mamula Moon from Hawaii. Yeap...the place where I studied for over 2 years. It's a love song some more *ekekek*



And the recent news against bloggers, warning them to be careful of what they post. In fact, one of my fellow school mate, Nat has been sued for bloggin' social political issues that are controversial or 'terkena' something that our government might not like lah (i think la..or else wat right?) Another example of how "independent" this country is going to get. The country might be independent, but are we as Malaysians consider ourself fully practicing our human rights?



I think i better stop lah.. after I also kena 'sue' for expressing myself. But the good part is I'm not the only one who thinks so, kudos to those that are fighting for our freedom of speech. =)

Come on guys, express our moment of freedom by singing to this song "suggested" by Kennysia



Actually I only came about writing this post coz my dear friend is exceptionally patriotic.



*Adui* Which country you're from lah gal? *kekeke* "Some old dude's birthday" *kekek*

I love Kim Ah-Joong

I just got to watch 200 pound beauty yesterday at about 7 am in the morning. The dvd have been lying around for almost a month but I never had the time to watch this Kmovie til now.



I got to confess, Kim Ah Joong absolutely won my heart. And I cried like a baby in the last part... yeah...exactly like the main actor's brother. *sob sob* What a movie, what a beauty..



Check out some photos of this heavenly beauty..



So beautiful I would cut off my hand for her..



Ok ok...legs too..*sob sob* Sooooo beautiful... *adui...scratch head*



If someone were to ask me what is beauty, Kim Ah Joong is it... only if she is as pure as in the movie... but where got such thing right? haizz...*sobsob* can someone bring me down to earth? *flap flap*

So angelic lah..tak boleh tahan..she even cries prettily...*cry and knocks head on wall* If you don't intend to watch the movie... you should at least watch this.. *sob sob*





If anyone have any photos of her, please please gimme k.. *desperate* I LOVE YOU KIM AH-JOONG!!! *sob sob* You're so beautiful!!! I Love you...as much as JW!!! *sob sob*

Haiizz... how am I suppose to get a girl like this in this life? ...

*pinG!*

*finds a 200 pound girl and sends her to the plastic surgeon in Korea*

I don't like Si Fatt Loong~

I just came back from Hotel Avillion, Port Dickson. Yeap...another working trip! I've to say, I think I'm sick of travelling for a while.

What I've found out is, if you're going on a workin trip with 20 over colleagues and 99.9% of them are guys... choose a place with entertainment and not book a 5 star Resort Hotel facing the beach front.



Why? Chances are, there ain't going to be much entertainment in the evening and you and your other male room mate will be staring at the sun setting on the sea line feeling romantic. Yea...it suck!



Not only did the resort and the shore got me hamsap put me into a romantic mood... I had to bare with all the other hotel guests that came with their sexy partners...-_-" which only reminds me that I'll be sharing the room with my male colleague ...-_-"X2. Such a waste!! And so freaking boring okei, its like torture!!

Anyhow, all the 99.9% of my fellow colleague might have felt the same way because we ended up drinking beer together and singing karaoke to help us get through the two nights. And we found the perfect song...*kekekke* check it out! (more pictures inside)



Vickyvacko's Guide

Avillion Port Dickson
3rd Mile, Jalan Pantai, 71000
Port Dickson
Negeri Sembilan
Malaysia

Tel. Nos.: 606-647-6688
Fax No.: 606-647-7688
Email Address : res@avillion.cm.my

Remember... if you're a guy, don't go this place with another guy ok? Unless you like si fatt loong lah...den I got nothing to say *kekekek*

If you're a girl, can lah....bring all your girl friends there.... but remember to invite me *kekeke* (i got complimentary accomodations)

Digi Dai Koh

This few months has got to be the movie watching month of the year. So many awesome movies to watch yet so little chicks time. Talking bout watching movies, I really love the Digi Dai Koh (big timer) commercial which really cracks me up each time before a movie starts.



If you been watchin movies lately in Malaysia, I bet you've seen it before. What more they came up with Digi Dai Koh Part II. *LMAO* Although I'm not a Digi user, kudos to the creative team that came up with this really funny commercial.



What movie should you catch? Try Simpsons.. another cracker.

Talking about Dai Kor, there is really many around Malaysia who still lives in their own world regardless of others. 5 minutes after I sat down on my seats in the theatre.. I was greeted by 2 pairs of stinkin feet. -_-



Boleh pengsan oh~

Drunk Confession

Here is a joke I've found pretty hilarious *kekeke*

Two shipwrecked sailors were adrift on a raft for days. In desperation one knelt down and began to pray. "Oh, Lord, I haven't lived a good life. I've drunk too much. I've lied. I've cheated, I've gambled. I've caroused with women. I've done many bad things, but Lord, if you'll save me, I promise -"

"Don't say another word!!" shouted his shipmate. "I think I just spotted land."



*tsk tsk* luckily I'm a good boy =P Let me complete that sentence for you bro.."but Lord, if you'll save me, I promise I'll bring you some JW when I meet you and share every bit of my lifestory with you"

It's so hard to get a Date!

You know what, I finally pulled myself together and asked a girl out on a date. I don't wanna be single for the rest of my life lah~~ But guess what happened?



I think GOD is really one funny guy lah. Right at the second when I ask a girl out for a fancy dinner....she thinks i'm going to teach her yoga!

What a guy have to do to get a date around here!?!? Fine fine...

Vizoo!!

While I was in Singapore, I had the priviledge to visit Vizoo's distributor over there. I have never heard of them before but they have the technology to produce 3D holograms that looks pretty impressive. Although they are using reflection to produce this hologram...I've gotta say I'm pretty much impressed already. What I mean by reflection? I also dunno how they did it, but they use mirrors lah...alot of them.



For all your gamers, I bet you can't wait for games to look like this and you geekos out there probably got some rocket science fantasy application with this. As for me, I can't wait til they can project 3D hotbabe that can walk around my room and act to my every command *kekek* That will be holy-babe-gram man!!

Sigh, it is technology like this that is going to safe me in the future since I'm most probably single for life lah. -_-"

Here is a video of their latest showcase during a Diesel Fashion Show. It's crazy... watch out for dissapearing models.



It will really really suck if someone played Ju-on in my room in the middle of the night using Vizoo.



Watch out, there is one behind you~ *kekeke*