To all the superwomans...
and to all the guys/girls that are left at the bar.. not many songs left for us =)
P/S: Thank you, Ivon =)
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Super are you?
Posted by Victor Tan at 5:32 AM 0 shots of whisky
Labels: Tragedy and Irony, V-Tube
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Work Hard, Play Hard
Helo para-para hadirin sekalian, this entire month have just swirled pass me like a drunken Tornado. Whoever that started saying 'Work Hard, Play Hard' didn't really know what he was saying.... coz that is exactly what I've been doing and I have a bad headache most of time, hair droppin off, stomach suddenly decided to expand and bruises everywhere from being Batman the night before.
But nevertheless, here I go again babblin' about what happen ... as though I truly remembered. *lol*
Sometime this month, it was Chris's Birthday... I remembered cos he posted several pics drunken pics of me all over Facebook. Thanks man. -_-"
Then one night at Bamboo, I somehow ended up talking to this chick who had a very nice Tattoo on her back.
I took a picture of it (for personal reference lah... just in case I wanted one =P), then to find out she has one on her thigh too...
and another one on her left breast (I fell off the chair while trying to take, sorry.. picture didn't turn out..*lol*). This is the night I found out that it is not easy being Edison Chen.
This month too is the month that Sara Ayumi asked me to be her big brother. Honestly don't know why, but I guess a drunken brother is good to have in drunken times.
Wait a minute, is this the 'I want you be my brother' rejection plot that she is trying to pull. =/
Then there was this crazy night where a guy twice my age actually drank and dance more than me. It really felt as though I'm living my present and future both at once, he being my future...
gosh, I hope I'm a better drinker in the future than him... *ekekeke*
Then last week I was invited to join a dinner at 7ate9 by my friend Desmond; in the presence of 7 lovely ladies. Yeah... it was everyman for himself. And I had to be the camera man.
No dessert for me that night =(
Another crazy month, and many more to come.
Oh yah..
Best Cute Face of the Month
A beautiful girl named Moon came up to me and asked me if I can intro her to a good guy.
What la, so I'm bad guy la now?! I've been automatically screened from being a potential good boyfriend. wtf -_-" I'm the bestest ok?
Posted by Victor Tan at 7:20 PM 1 shots of whisky
Labels: Personas, Shiny Disco Balls, Tragedy and Irony
Monday, July 28, 2008
My Dark Secret
I've been living with a dark secret for the longest of time..
For a while now, I've vowed to keep it a secret...
but sometimes I feel I might no longer be able to do so. Because of this secret, my eyes have seen too many things.... my heart heavy each time a person pour out their burden on me... and more often than not... their problems are self inflicted.
Sometimes, this secret can really get the better of me. Everyone sees things in their little social order, with their little pathetic rules that they try to stand by. But this order is weak... weak against the evil inside the most of us.
That is why all the bad guys always wins. And I see now what kinda guy I have to become to stop man like them.
We are living at the age where there is no justice. The only thing that is fair is chance. And the choices people make are so predictable, so easily maneuvered, so easily toyed.
When my friends calls me ... I come wandering into the night for them.
And sometimes I ask for what reason might that be. The reason used to be to take their suffering away when they lose their only hope of having a normal life. But it seems I'm suffering more... I'm the one without a normal life.
But the night is darkest just before the dawn.
I hate to admit it, I'm not trying to be a hero. You either die a hero or live long enought to see yourself become the villian. This have a far greater purpose, a purpose greater than me. That is why I have to run. That is why they let the dogs on me.
Because I'm ... the dark knight.
Or am I just the joker? Fark... I'm both la! Why so serious!?!? *muuahHAHHAHAHAaAA!*
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Cibai, to be Batman you need 6 packs, one Batmobile, and a few Lambos.
I only got 6 packs of beers and can only afford a Lembu.
Not very cool at all -_-"
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Watch me in action here..
Posted by Victor Tan at 12:59 PM 0 shots of whisky
Labels: Newsflash, Personas, Question marks, Shiny Disco Balls, Tragedy and Irony, V-Tube
Saturday, July 26, 2008
1st MOF in Malaysia
Just a mere two weeks left to one of the biggest highlights of my life..
So I should say, here the next chapter of my life begins.
An innocent visit for food tasting have turned out to be a starting point for me in a new environment, and thus a new exciting beginning.
My friend Robert (Mr. Hamsap Kwai Lou) commented today to me that it is great that I've made a big decision... one that is out of your family business. Not very common for an Asian as they normally will oblige to what their family wants.
Well, all I can say to him is 'Yes, I've always thought that Asians shouldn't be confined that way ... it is hard to do what you really want to'. Yes again, I continued... ' but now all eyes are on me'. *gulp*
But I've always loved Female & Beverage Food & Beverage industry, so I can't let this opportunity slip me by.
And I've never find myself working like a donkey more passionate at work. So without further adieu... here is a sneak peak at what my 1st outlet is all about.
MOF - Japanese Sweets & Coffee
Macha Zen
Macha Imo
Kurian
Abekawa
Come support me yah peepol!!!
Bring your mother, father, sister, brother, aunty, uncle, grandmother, grandfather, cousin, niece, nephew, in laws, colleague, friends, girlfriend, boyfriend,friend's friend, friend's girlfriend, friend's boyfriend, girlfriend's/boyfriend's family, maid, driver, office ah sam, and everybody you know or don't know oso lah k! *lol*
Posted by Victor Tan at 6:07 AM 10 shots of whisky
Labels: Everyday livin', Great stuffs, Newsflash
Monday, July 21, 2008
Popped your Cherry?
Here we go again, someone did confess to me that he/she is a virgin and I couldn't help but not to believe. Well, pardon me for saying that... but I've not hear someone confessing their virginity in a very long time. During my highschool days, virginity is a hot topic... the guys will be guessing who are the virgins... the shy girls will be keepin' their secret as long as possible... and the non-virgin girls will be pretending that they are openly, just for more ooomph!
But hey, I'm 28 now and almost everyone I know is already working or in college. Not so many cherries in the farm anymore *lol*. Suddenly a virgin cherry pops out of nowhere... one big '?' appeared on my head . That is also because that person is attractive, which makes it harder for me to hold my second thought.
However, it is great to hear someone have hold it off... not for any other reason other than their own choice. Since alot of our problems comes from sexual relations, I guess there are some perks to being virgin. But I also realize that it must be quite awkward being one when everyone is almost not.
Is it still an honour being a virgin?
Is it still practical at our fast paced life in the city?
Do people still believe if you are?
How different does it makes you if you are?
I don't know. But most people hold on to their virginity for one main reason, and that is for the sanctity of their marriage with another.
I guess the biggest question is if you've waited til you're 30 and you give it to the one, what happens if he/she leaves you then?
I did some search online, and seriously... some of these comments are pretty hilarious. Some really well thought!
Are virgins more desirable?
Deadpool06-16-2003, 01:05 AM
Generally if you are a girl it doesn't matter. In fact it is a bonus to a lot of guys.
Now if you are a guy and you are a virgin thats different. Generally if you haven't lost your virginity at lets say...20 women will think something is wrong with you. Its a turn off for them. I'm saying generally, because there are some women that are totally cool with it, but I think they are the minority. Guys, if you are a virgin, its generally safer to not say anything about it.
I'm not saying being a virgin makles you better or worse but theres a stigma attached to being a virgin in American culture, and thats very unfortunate. It's the du,best cultural standard ever but thats the price you pay for living here.
Emperor_Mike06-16-2003, 01:26 AM
It doesn't matter to me, really. It would be desirable, yes, but if it's not practical then it's no big issue. Like in many things, I'm pragmatic this way. But it doesn't mean that I have no boundaries or values. Certainly if I learn that the girl I'm going out with is a trollop I'd terminate the relationship at once. The term "trollop" is open to interpretation of course, but if she's been with more guys than I can count on both hands, then I'd be wary of starting anything.
With a virgin it should be easier to establish a firm foundation for a lasting relationship because for one thing you'll have to try pretty damn hard to get into her pants if that's your ultimate goal. If she's still a virgin (and has dated before) she must have some pretty strict guidelines or strong morals (i.e. wanting to reserve it for a "special someone) so even if you're in it for the sex you will have put some effort into getting to know her better. Who knows? All that talking and time spent together could work itself into a marriage.
However, with a girl who's quite "active," dating can easily mean a one night-er because you'll know ahead of time that odds are she'll jump into the sack with you after one evening or two. After that anything can happen. But since there was no aim at "working" toward sex, a pairing this will be less development oriented and the chances of something meaningful coming out of it are reduced.
In any case for the possibility of a good long-term relationship I'd rather date a girl with strong moral fibre, equally resilient values, and steadfast integrity. Fun and casual dates leading to several sessions of mattress olympics will require a different type of candidate, naturally. ;) But life is strange and sometimes your carefree bedmate may turn out to be long-term material. Hard to say.
mr. x06-19-2003, 11:25 AM
i think its silly that a girl should feel ashamed to be a virgin, i mean its easier for a girl to get "offers" like chris rock said, "women are offered dick every day. 'can i get ya something (and some dick?) "
so a girl who holds off shows she has a strong mind
kboy7506-17-2003, 07:26 AM
no virgins.
i want a girl who KNOWS what she is doing. I don't someone who is very loose (no pun intended), but I don't wanna do any training. Let's cut to the chase and the fun...
And another post with the title...
How do u handle being a virgin past 25
Posted: 8/13/2005 3:31:02 PM
who the hell stays a virgin past 25
it,s just sex
go out and get laid.
shit if your having problems
get a hooker
just get laid dammit
how do u handle being a virgin past 25
Posted: 8/15/2005 1:21:45 AM
I think somebody already said it but I gotta say it again...BUY A HOOKER, or at the least find a really ugly girl with low standards.
Then I stumbled into this article talking about virgin school. A place where you are thought how to lose your virginity. LMAO!.
Virgin School
After seeing the photos, I suggest ... better don't lose it lah. The guy actually lost it to the granny. *pengsan*
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You know what, whether you're actually a virgin, a fake virgin or a crazy monkey banging left, right and center... its your choice and its your life lah. Sex at the end is part and partial of a successful relationship. In fact, it is part and partial of our being.
P.S: But I'm a virgin too!
Okei... I tried.. =/
To all you virgins out there... I actually have a problem being a non-virgin. Somehow the stigma is greater for me. Believe it or not..
Posted by Victor Tan at 11:42 PM 0 shots of whisky
Labels: Everyday livin', LMAOs, Tragedy and Irony, What I think...
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Drunk Party Bitches
Okeiii... I think we better up our level abit more. =P
Posted by Victor Tan at 5:37 PM 0 shots of whisky
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Love you more than I can see
A girl recently asked me what kinda girl that guy wants? How to make a guy fall in love with them? It got me thinking and my answer to her is so long, she must be thinking... fk! I'll rather rely on my Chanel perfume, blushes, and short mini skirt.
Who says Penang only have good Chow Kueh Tiao?
I believe there are so many kinds of attraction. But the most obvious of all is physical attraction.
Taiwan's sexiest semi conductor
I guess most of us are short sighted. =P
Chloe is the 'real' Dawn Yang
But always remember there are more than meets the eye lah. Ok peeps? Or are you still staring at the pics and not reading any of this.... -_-"
Ok ok ok fine... here is one more so that your nose starts bleedin'
Posted by Victor Tan at 6:52 PM 0 shots of whisky
Labels: Personas, Tragedy and Irony, What I think...
Monday, July 14, 2008
Silly Lily
The other day I heard one song Silly Lily on the radio and I thought it was fresh, unique and old school. In fact, I thought it was Greenday who just release a new single. And yesterday I searched for it on youtube and found out the band name is Bunkface and the band is from Malaysia!!!. WTF Wow! Quite unbelievable at first but hey... we have been served crap local music for quite long liao lah.
From left, Sam (vocal), Biak( drum), Paan ( guitar) and Youk ( bass).
About time someone came out with some music that has international quality. Kudos Bunkface! Keep it comin... Love ya music.
I have to admit, I use to say 'yeah right' in my mind whenever our radio station ask us to support local music. How to support when most of them is either badly recorded, badly performed, and has too much noise in them.
In my opinion, finally someone in Malaysia rocks. =) Check out more of their songs at myspace.com/bunkface
Silly Lily!!! Never really liked Me!
She told everyone that I was such a gay!!
C'MON readers! *Major head banging*!!!
Posted by Victor Tan at 10:51 PM 0 shots of whisky
Dizzy Life
Sorry guys, have been extremely busy these few days... don't even have time to kentut(fart). As the days draw closer to my cafe opening, I draw nearer to Tanjung Rambutan.
I'm practically living at the speed of light. Absorbing everything I can in this one month about F&B more than my brain can take. Like..
Chair too comfy, people start to stay too long.
Cup size is very important. (agreed =P)
Packaging is crucial (agreed =P)
Concept must be unique.
And everyone wanna be seen in stylo milo environment.
Not only am I absorbing too much that my brain juice is flowing out of my nose and ears, I also have tonnes of things to do. I get more than 30 emails a day, making and getting more than 30 calls from applicants, suppliers, media, advertisers; and I've never felt so tired in my life. *pants* *pants*
And to think that all I need to do is collect money from the cash register at month end, how wrong I was lah.
I'm so stress now that I can't even sleep, so I was drinking everynight to delete all the residue file in my brain to upload more for the next day. Don't ask me the order of things, ...I can't remember liao. LOL
I am so blur that I actually went out with two girls on a movie date. Yes.. at the same time.
When reality sets in at first, it felt like a dream. Then in the cinema, I felt like an idiot lah.
Ok lah.. not relli a date, but damn... how people have two wifes and not get their penis cut off on one sudden night by either one of them. Its too dangerous lah. I almost got 'forked' by both of them.
Then one of the nights we played 'Who gets more chicks on photo wins'
The fat guy that is about to go Tanjung Rambutan also can win. *lol*
Then I met a tall girl yesterday... I think that is her name lah. Sorry, no space liao.
Then I think I saw Samantha that day. Aint she in Australia?
Ok... who is this?
Then Sara Bean, Wei Ling and Lydia came out to play... those were the days when they join me constantly... now all sudah macam mau kahwin liao. -_-"
3 days in a row, Darren & Alice have been drinking 2nd round at my place... then they accompanied me the next morning to interview people in the malls. Thank you Alice and Darren for keeping me sane with your company. *lol*
F&B is tough man. F = you know lah, B = Busy.
Posted by Victor Tan at 12:05 AM 3 shots of whisky
Labels: Question marks, Shiny Disco Balls, Tragedy and Irony