Malaysia at War

Brace yourself guys coz Malaysia is about to go to war. It is a national call to arms starting from now as the nation is angered and furious about the claims made by other nations.



It is an unfair world, for we have been misjudge, misread, misinterpreted, and defamed all at once. Finally someone gotta make a stance, and thus we should stand together and unite in war agaisnt these bastards that claim that we are losers.

It all started when I found this article by accident today,

'Malaysia, though a small country, is the tenth largest consumer of alcohol in the world. Each year Malaysians spend over US$500million on alcohol. Whilst the per capita consumption is 7 litres, those who do drink alcohol consume heavily. Among the drinking population, the Malaysian Indians who make up about 8 per cent of the population are by far the heaviest drinkers with an annual consumption of absolute alcohol exceeding 14 litres. Beer consumption in Malaysia at 11 litres per capita is comparable to that of European countries known for their high consumption. The easy availability of alcoholic drinks in coffee shops, supermarkets, sundry shops and plantations together with aggressive advertising and promotions are driving Malaysians to drink. The average age for alcohol dependence is 22 years.'

and it is by all means a boost of ego on my part. Finally, Malaysia BOLEH!!!

Our love for this nation, this country, and its government have finally paid off..



Then as I was too happy celebrating and reading more related topics to our alco-machoism, I found this..



They are average litre of alcohol consumed per capita of all the top alcohol consuming countries in the world. This article claimed that we only drink on average 0.7 litres per capita a year.

WTF!!!! That is non sense. Our Indian drinkers themselves would on average drink three times more than 0.7 litres in a day. Not even counting my heng tai and chimuis of the Whisky Club.



So Malaysian drinkers please unite ... this means business.



And show the rest of the world what we love most and what we do best.



Not that lah Keng Way!!



ALAMAK! SOLDIER DOWN!! SOLDIER DOWN!!!



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World Most Expensive Whisky




Macallan Fine & Rare, 1926

This bottle of whisky costs USD $38,000 when it was released. It is also the oldest and most sought-after of Macallan's revolutionary Fine & Rare Collection.

Wah lao eh. This bottle cost around RM 100,000. One sip of it better bring you to heaven or make the girl love you long time; or else your bank account will last you short time -_-". One sip RM1,000 wei. *Stress* How to drink?

I think if its me, I'll be drinking with my calculator crying.