Taxi Joker

My first day in Singapore turned out to be so freaking hilarious. It seems like we can't stop laughing the whole entire time. Robert de 'Hamsap Kwai Lou' have been talkin nonsense the whole entire time. Not forgetting the funny Singaporean taxi driver who started cracking up jokes out of nowhere when I was on the way to the hotel.



Taxi: Eh you want here joke or not?
Me: Errr..anything.
Taxi: Why man always smarter than girls?
Me: Why?
Taxi: Coz we got two heads!
Me: *LOL!*

Taxi: Why then girls like to gossip so much?
Me: Coz they got TWO MOUTH?
Taxi: Right! *LOL!*

And then he couldn't stop... I didn't understand most of them. Can someone tell me what the hell is a 'chikupek'? Anyways...I liked this one =)

Taxi: Eh...When you die ar..you prefer go Heaven or Hell?
Me: Heavan lor
Taxi: I prefer Hell, Hell more fun
Me: ?!?!
Taxi: U know why? Coz when people go party they sometimes will say "Eh...tonight we gonna have fun like hell man!" Where got people will say "Have fun like heaven"
Me:*Deng!*
Taxi: Summore you go heaven you get to meet all the holy people, priest ar, monk ar, boring people la...you go hell better, got 'charboh sui sui' (pretty girls), got disco, casino.. everything la!
Me: *Double Deng!*

I'll share more of the day with you later, pretty busy *akkak* Patience please bratha and sista