Simple & Crazy

Simple is sometimes good. That is how I felt today. No loud music, no excessive intoxicatin drinks and hangover. I was pumpin my entire body today and for a while I smelt like rotten fish in the fish market. *kekeke* Alexandra joined me today for a quick kardio after work. N' may I say, she made my day =) This gal is just so bubbly and hyper cute; I felt like I spent my whole day in an animated world.

What happened? Firstly, she bought me a drink at the gym... it is err...chocolate banana shake. Tasted like banana n milk powder. She said its good for me...in my mind...I was eeekin'...but her smile made it tasted better =P



Our stomach were growlin by the time it hit 8pm. We headed to 'Nando's' my favourite place with many hot chickens. I didn't know she loved it too. Wahh....finally I found someone who loves Nando's as much as me.

There was this sign board there dat said 'Go bottomless @ Nando's' ... Alexandra almost did. But cracked out laughing. Everyone was looking at us two dungus.



Food for thought:- How am I gonna lose this belly when I eat more den I exercise -_-"

Then we headed to the toilet. *cough* *kekeke* to wee laaaaa. Diuuu. She saw a public telephone and started taking out coins.



I asked...

Me:eh what you doing?
Alexandra: OMG...ever since I got a handphone...i never use public phone already!
Me: *Deng!*
Alexandra: *her handphone rang*
Me: You call yourself?
Alexandra: yea...dunnno who to call.
Me: *double DEng!*



It was a great way to end a day. Oh ya...while walking around One-Utama, I saw this girl wearing a black and white dress with a cat ear hat and super high stockings. Goshhh... youngsters nowadays dress up funny. I thought we had it bad with the extremely baggy pants during my younger years. When I look at them, I start to wonder who my future son gonna date.



Imagining the future...
Son: Dad, this is my girlfriend..Layla
Me: Son....please ...I told you no pets in the house. *kekkeke*

Over the weekends

Question, how come everyone's birthday is on this weekend? *Faint* Just Friday alone I had to attend 3 birthday parties. Dat is like....phuiiiyohh~ Anyways, Happy birthday to all of you =) Now all one year older so time is limited...party harder lor! Man...come to think of it, my birthday is coming too. =X Freakin old dy.

So I'll recap the past two days. Friday went to Sanctuary then Bed then Loft then Triple 9 then ... Saturday went to Velvet den Triple 9. Woooweee~ how did I survived. Just loook at how hard we drink...



Oh ya..now that I recall...I was suppose to do Dorcas a favor.



Dorcas nowadays have been doing alot of Charity work, and she did mentioned to me to introduce people who wants to help out. So the first thing I thought of was you guys. If you're a reader of vickyvacko.blogspot.com, you're either a hamsap lou or you're a major drunkard. *kekekek* So after all the sinful things we have done partying our ass off; here is our chance to give some back to the community.



Anyone interested, please email me at vacko837@hotmail.com and i'll hook you up with her =)


Wahhh... so big *slurp*


Me and Mr. Hamsap Kwai Lou still at it with the bottle.. -_-"



hmm..wat else...same thang..girls,boys,liquor,music =P



Christien from Christien Lavin or if you watch the series 'Jarum Halus', you should know him.



And I just realize that Tim's hair change according to the girl's he is with. Curly hair girl = Curly hair Tim, Straight hair girl = Straight hair Tim. WTF!





Everyone got a girl it seems.. Sigh... I got a quicky bite =P~



Cheerss guys, time to go for to gym to work away what I've gained over the weekends *ekkeke* Who am I kiddin' ... superbly toned sexy gym babes....here i come~~

Hooked on You....Tube

Remember Lucymisser? The hot Japanese babe that became famous on Youtube? Yea....her popularity seems to be growing and of course everyone knows why~ She is cute, sexy, got a very unique slang and of coz... she is Japanese. So desu ne~ Dat is why there are so many hamsap lous watching her video (looks up at ceiling).

I saw one comment to her which is so hilarious..

hello,
i am very exciting when first hear to this video watching.
very powerfurl feeling can come out and i must wanna touch very nice.
you are beauty like red flower kind in garden so many, blooming to everywhere.
ahhh i wanna holding you my whole power deeply inside come out ok
luv
sunami

I spent the rest of the day searchin for video advertisement on Youtube, hoping to find usable ideas for my corporate video. But, I ended up getting hooked on those 'Funny Banned Ads' and end up laughin like a mad pig in the office -_-"



Then I bumped into a commercial that I miss so much...its the one where the gal took out a vibrator instead of her phone from her bag..*kekeke* Imagine that happening *akkakak*



Den guess wat... 'Eeeewwwww'

Memory Lost

My body has been achin since I went to gym two days ago....and last night's party gave me a hangover that lasted til now. Omg.... I'm actually stilll drunk as I can feel my legs floatin'. That is bad... damn Johnnie.


Don't you just love a gal that can handle sticks well?

Johnnie Walker, my best friend ...has also gave me a lot of troubles lately. Wat kinda troubles? Charboh troubles. *kekeke* I don't seem to be able to remember who are they or what are their names. Dat suks.. How do I follow through when I meet all those hot chickadees (dat I got to know when I'm drunk) and I can't remember their name and not sure which are they on my phonebook. -_-"



So there you go, too much drinkin and partying equals
1. Lots of numbers of chickadees dat you can't remember
2. Random unfamilliar faces coming up to you to say 'hi' but you can't seem to recall
3. Bad hangover

Yesterday I had a typical conversation with a gal that I've forgotten (Sorry Pei Lee eeerr i mean..Pui Yee).



I was starin at her as she looked back. Den I walked towards her and held out my hand...and den

Pui Yee: Hi Victor
Me: Eh? We met ar?
Pui Yee: Yaa la..dat time I follow *somebody* and den met you here...you forgot?
Me: -_-" Yaa...I think I'm drunk...sorry.. (totally embarrasing)



So me and Johnnie have a love hate relationship. He gives me fun times but he takes all the chickadees away from my memory...basket! After the total embarrassment, I told Pui Yee....

Me: I don't think I like Johhnie Walker as much now...what a big price to pay when dat bottle of liquor can make me forget a gal like you. *kekeke*

There you have it, my first lousy pick up line. Least she laughed =P

Blooduh~ Not Funnie!

"bloooduhh...bloooduuh....not funnieeee!"



Now,ladies...doesn't that makes you wanna hav a kid =)... with me =P

Bye bye belly!

After long procrastination, I've finally made it a point to go to gym before I turn to a pumpkin. I made a call to Dorcas and we headed out to the gym almost immediately. It has been a long time and while I'm typin this post, my tummy looks better alredy. Serious!! =P Only girls can check out alrite?



I've only patroned Fitness First before and this time I went to Celebrity Fitness. It wasn't bad at all, in fact...they made the whole environment very classy and comfortable. Almost like a disco club, with all the lightings and music...and hot chicks!~ (Some laa...still got some alot of fei poh aunties.. dat applies to every gym ok?!) Cannot run away one.. =(



The scenery at Celebrity Fitness one utama is quite cool too... while u're burning ur unwanted fats away...u can count cars or hope for some accident to happen.



So there you have it. Victor Tan going to gym finally... so if u don't see me in clubs..you know where i'm..



Dancing with some fei poh aunties... *kekekek*

I'm an emoticon

Sigh, girls nowadays are so crude towards me... I'm an angel leh...can? Treat me nice ok? Especially u leh....Lydia! Grr...

Maggie's Soup

Everytime when I get bored, I'll pick up the phone and start disturbin' my so-called 'loupohchai' Maggie. Dat is because she is always free just so sweet. So, two days ago as I was walkin around the Curve alone in an important meetin; I suddenly thought of her and the soup she always make for me (actually I never tasted my imaginary wife's soup). So I tried to be sweet and message her this..





But...I'm not appreciated..=/



It's so hard to be a man nowadays...=P

Unbelievable Night

Yesterday was fantabuloso... seems like i need more tables in Velvet now..



Its just ...unbelievable..









My bro stole my 'so-called' wife... i stole a few more =P

Banana Village Zombie

After Spiderman 3, I am wondering what other movies is there worth watchin' now...so I went online and check. And guess what I've found?



Woooooooot....lets watch 'Zombi Kampung Pisang!!'

Drama Drama

Drama...drama .. drama..I don't know bout all of you but I had my fair share of drama in this life? Maybe abit too much. But over the past few months dat I've been single I've witnessed, wether by lending a friendly ear or a shoulder to cry on... or even some fights over dramatic, unreal yet soo familliar situations. Its gruesome.



However, this much I've learned is that in certain situations when our hearts is in distress, or as you watch your relationship get torn into pieces... or when our sanity gets lost in our emotions; we really got to shut our mouths and control our actions. Coz you'll regret 'em.



It is not that one cannot love another. But at this point in time...I would not fancy so much as to get lost in another.. Dependancy is always a stage in our life....from the moment when we are cut-off from the wombs of our mothers, from the moment we stop breast feedin', and from the moment we stop crawlin and stand on our own. Love ain't breast-feedin....so pls stop...u dramatic peepol! Ain't we are tryin to make life more simple? It is already complicated as it is...and of all things... relationships are meant to make our lifes better.. not worst. Just like beer *kekeke*

My banner gal

Lookie here... look who can sing wei.. =)



During my younger years, I've always been a fan of Vivian Chow... especially the way she looks. Too bad she ain't appearing on screen as much now.



While Alexandra was singin..then I realize.... Janice looked so much like her.. ~chun! Don't you think so?

Are you Haruhi?

Have you heard of the Haruhi Dance from the anime series 'The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya'? If you're an anime lover you should have. This series is voted 2007's best anime series (i think) and everyone wanna be dressed like them. If you're one of them...please intro yourself to me =P





This song/dance have gained so much popularity across the globe that people are actually making replica videos to the animated dancing moves. Unlike the numa numa that doesn't have any specific steps and were subjected to immense parody...this one requires skills and timing. Check it out....it will get you dancing and singin'





Not only girls are the one who are fanatic about this dance, even some guys gay aliens are into them too!!



So.... what are you waiting for?!? Put on a school uniform and start dancing *pants* *pants*

Sex on tubes

Nothin much happened today was just surfin the net and den I bumped into this...errr...Japanese advert. I find it pretty weird... breasty animals...and a lil girl?

I don't understand wat they are saying but is it for a breast enlargin' product? If it is, why does the racoon have saggy tits? *Lol* Beats me...crazy japs..

Then I suddenly recalled one of the funniest Korean Comedy I've ever watched. Not to mention the sexiest. IF you haven't watch 'Sex is zero'.....you should go get one now at your nearest 'pirated DVD store' or 'DVD agent'. Don't gimme the crap about being against piracy... -_-"

Here is why you should watch it..



n..more reasons y u should watch it quick!

Victor Love Leen

Sigh....I hate goodbyes. Leen is gonna go back Singapore tomorrow (i think...should hav been back 3 days ago =/) so here is to you gal.



How we met?
Both were drunk

Where we went the next day?
Singapore

How we first kissed?
Both intimate in the lift drunk

What matters?
LoveHappy

When we first laughed?
I forgot... we laugh too much

What she likes to do?
Pull my freakin hair tail and touch my belly Spartan like 6-pack

What I like to do?
Annoy the crap out of her



Funny thing bout us?
She got me intoxicated in Singapore and came back in a wheel chair. I got her scared of partyin' over here til she ran away ..-_-"

What we have in common?
1. I said the same thing to my ex; and that is the same exact words your ex said to you
2. Both crazy and drunk most of the time
3. Same views, same shiet, same lifestyle,
4. Unable to read each other's mind
5. I'm half Sg, she half M'sian (coz she love M'sia too much)
6. We say stupid things that no one would laugh but we will (actually I laughin at her being stupid *kekeke)
7. We like *basket!*
8. We like to 'fan sao' (break-up)
9. We collect stupid T's
10. She love Victor, and I love Victor too *kekeke*

What is the difference?
1. Male/female duh!
2. Singapore/Malaysia
3. She randomly nudge her eyebrows
4. I don't hav fake eye lashes (kekekek... can't think of anythin else)
5. She hears boring music *kekeke*
6. She sends MMS's I can't receive
7. She likes too many guys and I'm too innocent an angel

When Gemini meets Leo....

Just for fun, I did a match up between Gemini & Leo (our signs) coz we are so nutty....and the result... wahliu.. on the dot!

Gemini + Leo

Air + Fire = Hot Air (<--fart?) Because you are essentially an articulate intellectual person, you will fan the flames of Leo’s fiery pride. These elements work well together. Fire warms air, while air fans the flames of passion. Many air and fire combinations have a lot going for them.

The Gemini–Leo match is no exception. Geminis make great friends with Leos, though. So even if you don’t plan to take the connection further, you can still enjoy lots of good times together. You will easily satisfy the social, intellectual needs of Leo — and to a large extent, their emotional needs too. And vice versa.

Leo likes to dominate a situation, and can come on a little strong. You could find yourself one-upping each other in the attention-seeking stakes (0_0). If you can both respect each other’s need to be on life’s centre stage, you’ll complement each other well and satisfy each other on many other levels as well. The warm and enthusiastic fire of Leo will definitely stimulate you and make you feel that your talents are appreciated. Leo is a creative sign, and you will respect and learn from them.

Again, you’ll both express this best in a social context, as you both love the company of others. Leos tend to be hard taskmasters, and fixed in their ideas. You are far more pliable and adaptable. You are much less likely than Leo to stick to a viewpoint just for the sake of it (though you don’t mind doing this in the name of a decent debate now and then). In matters of love and affection, Gemini and Leo will experience moments of unbridled passion which can produce exciting and memorable experiences for the both of you. This partnership has a high chance of succeeding in these areas.



You have middling results with Leos born between 23 July and 4 August. Don’t expect the relationship to develop easily or without its fair share of challenges. But if you can meet the issues head on together, the partnership will strengthen over time, and can become a special one for both of you.

There could be challenging and combative episodes ahead if you hook up with someone born between 15 August and 23 August (Leen...cannot laa..you 18th) . You are both headstrong on certain topics and will want to outdo each other. You could end up in a tedious and futile game, each of you asserting your mental superiority over each other.

If you’re looking for a mate in the Leo clan, look for someone born between 5 August and 14 August (alamak...born earlier can?). These are a good match for you. <--Anybody?



Man, gonna miss you (basket!). To memories. Cheers. Love ya to bits~

UPDATE: Leen just told me she is born on the 14th... 0_0" ...

PinkPau anyone?

I'm hooked, for the past few hours I've been going through a blog (quaintly.net) owned by an 18 year old girl from Malaysia who calls herself 'PinkPau'.



One just gotta love this girl who is just so darn enthusiastic and full of energy. Not only she is able to capture moments in words but also expresses herself so openly in her blog and pictures. And oh yea...talkin bout pictures... they are just so freakin hilarious. Sue Ann doesn't take regular photos like we do...she always spice dem up....just gotta love it.

Cute


Funny


Crazy


Nutty


Quaintly


Hyper


Ok...stop drooolin guys


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One particular entry of hers just cracked me up real bad. Remember how much we hated maths durin' our school days? I don't know bout you, I sucked at maths but got an A for it for SPM just to prove to my teacher that she is wrong. I still remember it quite clearly.

Maths teacher: Victor Tan, (only student left standin') SPM few months time ... aiyah...no hope la u...if you can pass my subject on SPM ...I buy this whole class lunch. *frowns and shake head*
Me: *basket!* ^&@%#$%^

Yea... those were the days when I really struggled. But not as bad as this few fehlas over here.









*kakakkaka!!!* I would say these fehlas can really think out of the box. Just classic! Brings back the good old memories of highschool.

This are the kinda people we need more in this world. Keep it up Sue Ann, love your passion in life =) Actually after reading your blog I'm inspired to take one of me dancin on my car. Weee~~~ *breaks a bone* - shit....too old -_-" No funny stunts here...I'll leave it to you, cam-princess.

Ok,.. I admit....I love her... blog. So sue me =P