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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Jim is Awesome!

Who doesn't love Jim Carrey right? He is just one siao lang (crazy people) that got famous. I wonder if I can party to stardom. Lol.



Here is a bit of his history ..

In 1979, under the management of Leatrice Spevack, Carrey started doing stand-up comedy at Yuk Yuk's in Toronto, where he rose to become a headliner in February 1981, shortly after his 19th birthday. One reviewer in the Toronto Star raved that Carrey was "a genuine star coming to life."[6] In the early 1980s, Carrey moved to Los Angeles and started working at The Comedy Store, where he was noticed by comedian Rodney Dangerfield. Dangerfield liked Carrey's performance so much that he signed Carrey to open Dangerfield's tour performances


Unnatural Act - Jim Carrey (Part 1)



'An orgasm is a mini vacation' !! LOL!

Unnatural Act - Jim Carrey (Part 2)



It's the crabstick stand!!! Help me to get the boiling wateR!!!

Unnatural Act - Jim Carrey (Part 3)



This has to be my favourite:

Hey Listen!!! I could care less but my crouch would like to buy you a beer!

Have a Happy Labours Day =) Don't forget that if you're single, the 'walk' is everything! HAHHAHAHAH

FHA 2008

I know everyone is bored reading my F&B outing lately, coz why... no chicks isit?

But too bad lah huh... coz here is the second part. Chicks will have to wait la peepol. Now make money time wei~ No money, no whisky. *lol*

While I was in Singapore, coincidentally the Food & Hotel Asia (FHA 2008) Event is also being held at the Exhibition Centre, SG.

FHA Event

This event is only held once every 2 years and F&B related brands from around the globe gather at this event to showcase their brands.

Brands around the world

My partner thought it would be a good idea for me to go look see look see; and learn more about the industry that I'm about to go in.

But little did I know, the look see look see required me to taste more food, and walk for 5 hours visiting over 1000 booths? Seems like 10,000 to me *superkeduper tiring*

This is the size of section 6 of the Singapore Exhibition centre. There is 10 sections. The walking experience reminds me of the time I was in Hong Kong with my girlfriend ex girlfriend. Leg can patah.

Singapore Exhibition Hall


Those exhibitors are either showcasing recipes, raw materials, equipments or furnitures. Apa lanciao Whatever brand oso got.

showcasing F&B

But I truly did learned alot lah. F&B is not as fun as it is when u're IN it rather than just patronizing them (e.g go bar drink drink, go restaurant date date). Noooo..... it is a super fast paced, competitive industry where if you don't update yourself, find your niche, get the concept and recipes right.... your competitor relli makan you like F&B (food and beverage lah).

I think that is why this company call themselves 'Malan' Noodle. 'Malan' = whatever (in cantonese).

Malan Noodle

I think they just gave up finding their niche and decided to serve all kinds of noodles. =P

Btw, MOF also sponsored their gelatos for the event. =P~

MOF Gelato booth

You know what...this has got to be one of those post that you'll normally see in a girl's blog.

SomethingSexynSomethingCute.blogspot.com

Today I go shoppin... at this new XXX outlet... omg!! so many many cuuuuuuuuuuute stufff.....and they got my favourite XXX color.... and later ... me and my friends/boyfriend... went to XXX restaurant to eat. Wahhhhhhh seeeeee ----> *picture* SOOOOO YUUMMiliioous!


Sorry to have bored you. *kekeke* No.. I'm not turning gay -_-" Oh, and no offence to girls too. Please still love me ok?

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

For the Broken Hearted

This is a good song for those that cannot super glue back their hearts.

Keith Urban - You'll Think of Me



To add more oooomph.. sing it like this lah.

Take your records, take your freedom...
take your panties ... I don't need them. *lol*

If that doesn't work; what to do...cry lor.

Keith Urban - Tonight I Wanna Cry



Doctor's orders

=)

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Delicious Hokkaido

Last Wednesday til Friday, I was in Singapore for some food tasting in MOF (Ministry of Food). I went to their biggest outlet in Bugis Junction and it was all one great and superbly tiring exciting experience.

Bugis Junction

I've never went for any food tasting session before; but I thought it might be a good idea for me to go with an empty stomach just to be safe. I WAS R.E.A.D.Y for whatever that was comin' and I wasn't even thinkin that I'll actually eat much. Maybe one full meal plus dessert... which is alot already by my standard.

The queue towards MOF is crazy; about 20 person was waiting in line when I reached. Luckily for me; I got VIP treatment =P

the crowd

So it was interestin'... hardly you see crowds like dat in Malaysia. I just hope I saved enough space for one good meal. But guess what? I ate and ate and ate... to the point that I was begging my stomach to let in more food coz the desserts are so awesome!

MOF Singapore

The not so awesome part is that I have to unbuckle my pants after that coz my belly is exploding. -_-" Seriously, what they put in their Hokkaido icecream =P~~~ thinkin bout it makes all my saliva drip (even more than seein' sexy hootchimomma)

MOF Gelato booth

To think that I'm gonna be involved in MOF in Malaysia in the near future =/ I wonder what will happen.

I'll grow and grow

til... I become MOF mascot. *stress*

MOF Mascot

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Dick in Trouble

Psssssssst.... check this song out!

Let me Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay



LOL.... I don't know what is happening to this world these days but if this song gets into the minds of the girls... I can picture alot of interesting scenarios happening

Perfume smells will no longer be the main cause of death for cheating husbands

Angry loupoh

Dettol sales will go up for sure..

happy girlfriend

And we can do this to our girlfriends or wifes just to piss them off *lol*

husband-caught-cheating

Bye bye to privacy for our private parts... -_-"

Monday, April 21, 2008

Every beat counts

About 4 years ago, I had a talk with a family friend of mine. He is a consultant and I was in my most troubled time... so I guess he thought that he needed to give me some advise. And so he did, and we had this long chat for about an hour or two right before he catches his flight.

Aside from the regular 'be strong' and 'do what you need' and 'take your time' kinda advise that all of us have heard before.....One of the things I remembered til now is that he actually made me draw a chart of my life. At that moment, honestly.... I thought he got more problems than me to actually think of doing such. But the wonder of it all is that... It actually helped. This little practice makes you walk back through the years of your life and chart the moments that are your happiest and your saddest. And I really did appreciate the talk.. as it gave me strength to at that time.

So I thought I should update my chart, since it is already four years since then. See how I picked up a little after his advise in 2004. (my life really look like a roller coaster ride)

Happy chart copy

Charting life copy


But you know la... life. If it takes just a consultant to bring you happiness.... I'll marry one.

I think if my family friend/consultant saw my progress, he might just quit his job and start selling alcohol. LOL! Maybe even join me drinkin?

Joke aside.. isn't it ironic how my chart looks like a heart beat and the highest and lowest point of my life is due to my first true love?



Now I understand why we say 'I love you with every beat of my heart'. It just means u're prepared for a rollercoaster ride. *stress*

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Clubbing Theory

Why do we club so much... here is what I think.

Its about connecting

We meet people who comes from all walks of life, all gathered at one place... just to mingle and let loose.

A hug for you

Of coz la...sometimes you lose your mind when you are mixing with hot hootchimommas

It's about marriage

God made us in a way that we need to find our connection *wink* Eh .. June.. are we connecting?

Its about friendship

And here is where friends find time to catch up with one another... after a whole week of slavery at work.

Sexay hot hoochimommmas

Sharing our ups and downs and being mischevious together almost always results in a chaotic night. Here are three girls that is naughty by nature.I present to you the three most naughty girls I know. Sylvia, June n Ashley

Three is a crowd

One loves butt, One loves Johnny Depp and One loves Burung Kakak. Go figure~? You can't win a conversation when three of them are around.

Its about small promises

I promise

Girl: Will you bring me home tonight?
Guy: Ok.. I promise!


LOL

Its about celebration


Yesterday was Poh Lin's birthday =)

Poh Lin's birthday

And I'm always nice to birthday girls =P

LOL

Last week's conversation with birthday girl..

Me: Hey Poh Lin, you so long never come leh. No wonder no Poh (breast) to see wei
Poh Lin: -_-"

Its about love

A department that I'm still lacking of.

Love under disco lights

But check this two sweet couple out. Make me jealous only. *drinks more*

Most important of all, its about skin.

Kamey Kaney came to our table innocently,in a very very striking dress

Wait til you see the back

and then... when she walks away...

OMG!

We see more, we drink more, and hopefully they take off more. *lol*

Friday, April 18, 2008

Entering Ministry

The whole of last week I've been hopping around shopping malls all around the Klang Valley. No not going pak toh with leng lui... but meeting up with the landlords. I must say, it is pretty interesting for once that I'm not entering shopping malls as a shopper but as a potential tenant.

Gelato

I get to see what goes on behind operating a mall and the procedures tenants have to go through to get in a mall.

Sunway Pyramid II

So you guys must be wandering what am I doing spying behind all the shopping malls. Got party ah? Lol... no la. I'm actually thinking of going into the F&B business and if all things goes well ... you'd be able to get taste the fantastic desserts of one of the hottest F&B brand in Singapore today - MOF (Ministry of Food).

Delicious Desserts

MOF

Although MOF offers main courses and meals, their specialty is in our delicacies and desserts. I think Malaysians have been deprive of good choices ... always just Coffee Bean or Starbucks. That is why donuts outlets like J&CO and BigApple Donuts is selling like hotcakes now.

Big Apple Donuts

If all things works out ... you can add MOF Japanese desserts and waffles on top of your list =P

Slurp!

Not only they are so tasty until tak boleh tahan, they are low fat and 100% MSG free, with no preservatives and coloring!

MOF Dessert Menu

Thanks to my F&B sifu Lena, she have opened up my eyes on how to penetrate the F&B industry effectively, how to prospect on good malls, how to run an outlet efficiently. I believe that if I'm going into this business, I'll have so much more to learn.

Lot 10 Walk way

Let me tell you something bout this iron lady, everyday since I've met her.... she is infront of her Blackberry phone answering to all her e-mails. Almost every 5 minutes you'll catch her typing something on her phone. If that is how fast paced F&B industry is.... my party days might just be over =(

I've also gained a few kg this week from food tasting for R&D purposes.

Food tasting R&D

Did you know that Singaporeans and alot of other countries drink their coffee or tea at the end of their meals and not at the beginning or at the same time? Meaning, their coffee only comes after the meal. *scratches head* Do anyone of you do that?

I think Malaysians very cincai one la.... we talk talk so much on the table...need to drink rite? Don't tell me order two drinks ah? One for starting ...one for ending ? Very rich ah now?! *lol*

If you really wanna know where the most probable spot the first MOF is gonna be? Then you'd have to guess where this lot is. Watch out for it!!! Must support and try k!

Pavillion lot

Thursday, April 17, 2008

A parcel from Hawaii

Guess what I received on the mail yesterday ?

All the way from Hawaii

This is the dreaded paper I've been struggling for the past goddamn dunno-how-many donkey years trying to get. -__-"

Bachelor degree

And finally when it is right in front of my eyes... I dunno wether to jump for joy or take a torch to burn it to ashes. *lol* All those sleepless nights struggling for assignments, facing extremely boring lecturers, and studyin' for exams for this piece of paper...

Boring times

It really didn't make sense to me now that it is right in front of me. I was expectin' a different set of feelin lah... mebbe an orgasm like feelin' but no man... *lol* The cert actually felt more like I'm receiving a $50 consolotion prize for effort.

Nonetheless, seeing this paper meant that I will no longer can party as much (trying to prove them wrong)... I'll be totally out of touch with the college/uni scene and from this point onwards (bye bye young hot hootchimomma), I'll gradually lose my hair and grow a big belly to transform to an uncle. -_-" Bah!

The uni should have sent me a hula dancer lah..

Woowowweeewow!

More worth it lah...don't you think?

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Si Gemuk Kingston in Malaysia

For those of you that have went to Sean Kingston last Friday, aiyah... this post not for you lah.

Though I'm not a big fan of this si gemuk, I thought might as well go look see look see. Since he is performing in Zouk (air cond = not so smelly and sweaty people) and in a small area where I can actually see how he look like rather than taking a telescope if it was in a stadium... I told myself.. wat the heck! Lets go.. RM 80 only wat!

Tickets anyone?

So I went lah, and actually I kinda enjoyed it. Something different I guess =)

Jinn the expert freestylist whom I've watch numerals of his videos on Youtube was there too. I guess everyone knew that except me... =/ I was like ...shit... that is Jinn!!!

So I was waiting patiently amongst the crowd for the si gemuk to appear... and while I was struggling around trying to get some space in the crowd... guess who is standing right behind me..

Sean Kingston lookalike

Seriously.... freaked me out leh... this guy look so much like si gemuk Kingston wei..

So for the Kingston fans, enjoy the vid if you've missed out on the event!!




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Finally learned how to use Adobe Photoshop.. seriously why was I using paint all this while? *scratch head*

With Adobe, I can look like anybody leh!

Vic Kingston don't play play

Ok ... I don't wanna look like that. -_-"

Friday, April 11, 2008

The other Boleyn girl????

There will be a new movie coming out soon that struck my sudden interest..

The other Boleyn Girl

coz two very sexy hootchimomma actress is starring in it..

This movie I think is definitely a mysterious one.. and I did a bit of homework to uncover what it is all about..

Synopsis..

Based on the best selling novel by Philippa Gregory, The Other Boleyn Girl is an engrossing and sensual tale of intrigue, romance, and betrayal set against the backdrop of a defining moment in history. Two sisters, Anne (Natalie Portman) and Mary (Scarlett Johansson) Boleyn, are driven by their ambitious father and uncle to advance the family’s power and status by courting the affections of the King of England (Eric Bana). As the Boleyn girls battle for the love of a king – one driven by ambition, the other by true affection – England is torn apart. Despite the dramatic consequences, the Boleyn girls ultimately find strength and loyalty in each other, and they remain forever connected by their bond as sisters.


Okok...*yawn* (you guys actually read that all ah?) so far I get the synopsis but... still one very BIG question remains in my head

Who is the other 'BOLEYN' girl???

Confused me

This is Scarlett Johansen *slurp*

Scarlett Johansen

This is Natalie Portman *wooowoooweeewoow!*

Natalie Portman

Both oso got 'Leyn' wat!?! 'Tua Leyn' summore!!!!!

WHO IS THE OTHER BOLEYN GIRL!??!?!?!?
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for those who still don't get it.. 'bo' = don't have ; 'leyn' = 'breast

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Tomcat or deadcat?

My fren, Tim tried convincing me that variety is good... and his example is good

Tomcat or deadcat?

but not so good la if it is up here...*Lol*

5 minutes later when he saw this post..

and he got owned again

some more still can reply ini macam. Some peepol never learn no?