Finally that day has come ..
=)
This day will be the happiest day of my life and I'll be very grateful if my friends and readers will come to celebrate this day with me. Please click here to view our precious memories together and enter your details if you're interested in coming. Love you all.
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Victor Tan
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Labels: Memories, Newsflash, Question marks
[1.06.08] At Pavilion carpark taking a smoke with Miss Confletely
Ms Confletely: A guy should accept a girl as a wHOLE!
Me: HAHAHAHAH!!! Damn Right wei!
[6.06.08] At KFC with Jason, my beverage manager
Jason:How do you say chicken breast in Malay ah?
Me: Err... what already ah?
Jason: Isit Ayam tetek?
Me: AHHAHAHAHHA!!!
[6.06.08] Interviewing Jack on the phone
Me: By the way, Jack.. what position you're applying for?
Jack: Assistant manager lor. Can ah?
Me: Sure... *just realized something* (Jack ass. Manager) *laugh* oops!
Jack: hehe... ?!?!?
[6.06.08] Talking to a hot chick, Shanel in the club
Shanel: Hey, you're my brother mah
Me: What?! No no no no no.... Eh, you cannot just destroy all my hopes like that you know. A least you leave some hope for me la...
Shanel: *lol* Ok.. ok.. Darling!!!
Me: *woohooo* Can we kiss now?
Shanel: -_-"
[17.05.08] Calling the wrong Maggie
Me: Hi.. er *omg i think I call wrong person* is this Maggie ?
Maggie: Yes..
Me: *hailat what to say?* you know me right?
Maggie: yess.. you're Victor la!
Me: *who is this who is this??!* errm.. we met in Velvet ya?
Maggie: yalor.. we met last Wednesday mah
Me: Oh ... just double checking.. so tonight Velvet ok?
Maggie: Don't kno... see how la. Will call ok?
Me: *phew* ok! (now where is the number to the Maggie I wanted to call... *checks phone*
[29.04.08] In velvet with Sylvia
Me: Hey, that guy is your bf isit?
Sylvia: No lah, he is just chasing me..
Me: *doubtful* Eh, ask him to run faster k
Sylvia: why?
Me: coz I see him here with you so much still cannot get you. And one more thing... I'm a very fast runner k. *wink*
[21.03.08] SMsing Allan
Me: Eh, come earlier to Barclub tonight lah. You're always late. Not nice if I occupy the table first
Allan: Dun worry, just find Hisham
Me: I know the manager lah. Although not as V.I.P as you but I'm V.I.C mah
Allan: I don't get it. Your name?
Me: V.I.C = Very Important Clubber. *ekkekek*
[2.02.08] Talking to drunk friend on Msn
Friend:never get committed with a chick
Me: Y?
Friend: no point
Me: got two points wat..*hehe*
[5.11.07] In a Thai Bar, stuck in a pretty nasty situation
Thai Girl: Wai yuu tance wif tha ger? Yuu no liee me?
Me: Liee liee?
Thai Girl: *pulls me back*
Me: but but... I want to dance with her
Thai Girl: Cum we go hodeel.. tree dousand baht yuu gimmee.. I follow yuu hodeel
Me: I liee her! I liee her!
[22.9.07] On the phone trying to get my celebrity friend to come for a photoshoot (not paid)
Me:Hey, are you free on Sunday? My friend is having a photoshoot and I thought you should come.
Celebrity: How much they paying?
Me: Err..they are not. It is just a photoshoot amongst friends but will be used on board advertisement
Celebrity: Erm, Victor.. you know I get paid like RM12,000 for my last shoot and next month I'll be in all the starbucks in Malaysia. Not to mention I was in HerWorld ..page 56, ya da ya da
Me: *snore* Nevermind la... it's ok
[29.8.07] In velvet talkin to a sexy girl
Girl: so what do you do?
Me: Very hard to explain, but I'm a market analyst la...by day and by night *kekek*
Girl: Oh..sounds very technical. Is it a hard job?
Me: *kekek* Yea man...its hard...It's damn HARD
[3.6.07] After dinner, in car with Zosey
Me:So you know how to come here next time?
Zosey: *shakes head* I'm Snoopy's sister.
Me: huh? Snoopy's sister?
Zosey: Yeap...Snoopy's sister...stoopi'd mah!
Me: *speechless* *akkakaka*
[5.7.07] In the car after movies with Alexandra
Me:Sigh, dunno when I'm going to see Transformers -_-. Some more next week I'm going S'pore
Alexandra: Dun worry la, they will stay here at least 3 weeks
Me: (cheeky mode) Which hotel?
Alexandra: huh?
Me: *lol* You say they stayin here mah? I wanna visit them. =P
[11.6.07] At the mamak with friends talkin bout squirtin' girls
Danny:Eh...Victor, tell la...who squirt?
Me: Cannot leh...but you know her one..
Danny: Yea la, but gimme clue...first letter...who who?
Me: Sorry man...you gotta find out urself.
Danny: *thinks really hard and looked really horny*
(half an hour later)Danny: sqquiirt squirt...piuuu piuuuu!! wah shioook...tell la Victor!!
Everyone: KAkakaAKAKa!! u still thinkin bout it!! *kkekekek*
[3.6.07] On the phone with Joanne Wong
Joanne:Hie...
Me: Hey, will you marry me?
Joanne: huh? Is that how you ask everyone?
Me: Nooo.. I rolled 2. I mean out of the six cups, if I roll two I gotta drink. So I told everyone I would ask you to marry me if I hit two
Joanne: *speechless*
[25.5.07] On MSN with "Leen"
Leen:Why never go out? I thought got guest dj and alot of chickatiu
Me: *LOL* What the hell is chickatiu?
Leen: I don't know how you spell it...
Me: *Deng!* Chickadee isit? *LOL* Chickatiu..(Singaporeans -_-")
[12.3.07] On MSN with "Baby"
Me:Get a cam so I can see you
Baby: Dowan...I'm in my workin shirt
Me: That is okei wat! (Thinks for a sec)
Me: *Deng!* Only???
Baby: Yeap!
Me: *Jump in to car and drives off at 2000kph
[24.2.07] In Velvet SNL with MsPetite
MsPetite: I want her boobs, I'm a girl but I can't help but stare at her boobies
Me: *Lol* Eh, she is my friend's wife wei. Now you make me look!! -_-
MsPetite: I want! I want!
Me: *Deng!* Ok...I try to help you later make big =P
[12.2.07] In Red Bar with MsPetite
MsPetite: I need my partner to make me cum else I'll be very angry
Me: *Lol* Don't tell me you're so sexed up? I didn't know wei
MsPetite: Yes, I'm. *sexy smile*
Me: *Deng!* I think I'm in love *LMAO*
[10.2.07] On the way to zouk having conversation about 'Friendster'
Pei Ying: He deleted my photos when we break up and den change his status to single! Grr
Me: Lol..Ok. What is the big deal la...it is jus friendster wei. You girls and friendster. Sigh.
Pei Ying: I don't care! I think 30 year old man should be banned from using friendster!! They are too old for that! So CHILDISH! Grrrr
Me: *Deng!* (better shut up right about now)
[5.2.07] Lying on my bed and shouted to my maid
ME: KAk! Ambil 100 plus dan air! (bring me 100plus and water)
Maid: Ok OK!
(Appeared with water and a pack of handyplus) -_-
[5.2.07] Ovid'i'a called me at 1.30 am
Ovidia: Hey! I can't sleep!
Me: *DenG!* (Yay, gonna get lucky!)How come?
Ovidia: I went checkin on your blog and YOU SPELLED MY NAME WRONGLY AGAIN!
ME: Huh?! Where got? How issit spelled (omg! and I thought I got it right finally!)
Ovidia: Its OVIDIA!
Me: oppps! =P
[31.1.07] At the bar counter in New Asia Bar, S'pore takin a smoke after dinner at Equinox.
Ovidea: Darn it, its so cold. My nipples are hard.
Me: *DenG!* Okei.. you know that is going to be in my head for the rest of the night. Damn you! *Lol
[31.1.07] Seth called me on the phone while I was in S'pore.
Seth: Wei brother, tonight how? You going mambo ar?
Me: *grins* Yeap, I'm
Seth: Ooo.. cool cool. So what time you going? Meet you there at 11 same time?
Me: *Burst out laughing* Cannot meet you la, I going Mambo, but Mambo S'pore. *Lol*
Seth: DIU!!
[31.1.07] Dancing with a Singaporean gal at Mambo, Zouk Singapore
Me: (Went and talk to the guy next to her) Err.. is that your girlfriend?
Him: Yeap.
(Somehow still ended up dancin)
Me: That is your boyfriend ar?
S'porean chick: *smiles* NO LA!
Me: *DenG!*
2 shots of whisky:
17th July is a Thursday, not a Saturday, more convincing April fool post please... hehehe...
lol...u actually checked -_-"
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