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Saturday, May 10, 2008

Our national crisis..

Ya kno, three weeks back while I was driving back from Singapore to KL city ... I made a stop at a petrol station. My car needed petrol and I needed to pangsai do the number 2 lah! And it was an emergency so I was running like a donkey to the kiosk to find out where the toilet is. And then I saw this sign. (In the midst of emergency oso hav to take this pic la...)

Nothing refreshing lah! dun kid wei

Refreshroom! LMAO!! Plus the male and female signage look like the toilet so clean until can sleep in it. Come on lah....Everyone knows what to expect of Malaysia toilet lah. This is definitely nothing refreshing.

Malaysian typical toilet

I think they should have put this sign up instead

Pusing Balik!

And during emergencies,... one can only hope that while you risk your life running into our public toilet... that our toilet booth got toilet paper. That will be a great relief yes? Unfortunately, that is very very very unlikelylah!

Hai Lat. Com. My we have been fucked for a very long time liao

Instead most of the time we see used toilet papers lying on the floor .. *disgustin to the max*

Used toilet rolls

I think if one dares to go into our public toilet long enough to collect the fumes... we can make some chemical weapons of our own la. -_-" True or not? It is a dangerous place... our usual routine when visiting this danger zone is similar to those of fireman rescue scheme. Get in and get out ASAP before you faint and mati.

Come to think of it, I also don't know why our toilets smell exceptionally bad compared to other countries lah. Maybe that was the strategy we used to get our independence in 1957 from the British lah. Mebbe some Ah Beng suggested... "eh eh eh... lets berak and pee all over the toilets in Malaysia to shooo all the ang moh away la!" Operation Berak n Kencing Merata-rata.. -_-"

Independence day strategy

Can somebody do something about it already? Who in charge of toilets in this country? HALO HALO... u therE? Independence day over long time already lah!

2 shots of whisky:

Anonymous said...

ROFL! You're one funny guy dude. Nice one!

JuLJuL said...

Haha. I agree! It's sad to see our public facility in such a state.