Life Backwards

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I was talking to Vanessa the other day and suddenly she shared with me something her friend actually wrote about how unfair life is. Here is what her friend wrote...

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... ...and you finish off as an orgasm.” - a girl, K.J

What a wonderful perception and for a moment I wish that it will be true ya know. Instead of dying you get an orgasm. But ya know what... then something popped in my head

VT says:
eh there is sumting wrong with this proposition la
VT says:
if i'm a guy
VT says:
i start off as old man
VT says:
den turn to man
VT says:
den hav problem erecting



VT says:
den can erect liao when young man
vanessa says:
omg
VT says:
den after that fk like crazy
VT says:
den after that
VT says:
turn to teenage
VT says:
still ok
VT says:
still fk like crazy
VT says:
den after that the kuku starts getting smaller and smaller
VT says:
wahliao
VT says:
abit depressing rite?
vanessa says:
u dun think so senget can
VT writes:

vanessa says:
watever



............................................... ya know girls won't get that problem. It gets tighter. No wonder this idea came from a girl. =P