Time to Quit

What a month this was. Great parties, great progress on my up and coming business venture and great new friends. And like all good things... we need to make some sacrifices.

Anyways, lets talk about good things first.

Despite I didn't join wasn't able to join (cos old already) the Tiesto rave at Port Dickson and Yoji's at Genting, but may I say I didn't really miss out on much of the fun back here in Kay-L city.

Shanel and friends joined us last week. For some reason, it is 'hard' to party with them around, tak boleh tahan keep going to toilet. What you thinking? We were drinking a lil too much lah.



Then there is the crazy party at 'kukubanana' plus after party til 7 at Barclub with my friend and a gang of dancers. Lets just say that what happened there will be implanted in my minds forever. Ermm.. for a moment I felt like I was in Vegas lah and almost wanted to take off my pants and started dancing along with them. Nothing will go wrong in a party when you bring a group of hot dancers.



I also noticed that new faces are also starting to pour into the clubbing scene. Okei, maybe they are not new faces but I'm just an old clubber. -_-" Die lah, uncle-to-be trying to keep up around fresh from college hot hootchimomma is one tiring but worth dying experience. Lol. Just kiddin', great to know more of them so that I can keep myself up and coming, i mean on trends. =)



I bumped into sexy Sit Yin last week. Don't know much about her but nice to see her again. Got to know this girl on a very weird occasion when I was on a 'rescue girl in trouble' mission, and she was actually the designated driver. And can I say this girl can really handle the wheels. From then on, I call her the sexy 'Transporter'.



Then I got to know Sindi last week who came along with sis Vanessa. So Sindi when gonna come out again lah?



Another Jamie. Don't prayy prayy

And then yesterday Sonia and friends joined us at Velvet.







This one up here is Wendy (I think). She got one hell of a mean tattoo on her back. So don't play play... this one big sista'!

It has been an amazing month, but it is sad to say that I've made a decision. It is time to quit. This is because my waist line is gaining so much over the years. 22 kg in 2.5 years is just crazy! If I don't make this decision, I can kiss my future wife goodbye lor.



Plus, age is catching up so I need to watch my diet.



I'm one uncle to be who has his life being played too fast forward, and damn its hard to keep up already. What to do, when your age is almost on par with your waist measurement... I think it is time I start to reconsider my priorities...

Yea.. thats it. This is it.

I'm going to quit drinking...

Yes. I think I finally got the strenght to do it this time.

I'm going to quit drinking whisky with coke.

Ok, where my bottle? Oh.. there it is. Cheeers!



What? I heard coke was bad for health wat?! Peeps, don't drink so much coke. Its bad ok? Quit it like me =P

P/s: I am addicted to Photoshop... so can't help it. Someone help me! I'm so addicted.

Sexy Jamie's Day

Every now and then we get to celebrate the presence of a certain someone being brought into this world x number of years ago.



And yesterday we celebrated Jamie Leong's 21st birthday, the hot and friendly easy going girl I got to know.



Plus she can kick your ass in drinkin'. What more can you ask for.



May all your wishes come true sexy Jamie!.

MOF is Coming to Town!

Finally the long awaited moment has came for me. And just today I was at Pavilion to pass the Letter of Offer back to them... signed, stamped and paid for.



So watch out for the grand opening of one of two of our outlets. The first MOF (Ministry of Food) Japanese Sweets and Coffee is expected to open on the August 1st peeeepol! All readers are required to support! =)

It will be located at lower ground floor, right next to the car park elevator. 3 outlets away from Jco Donuts. So if I see you lining up for Jco and not MOF.... you know what happen la huh! Don't let me catch you in the clubs. *kekkeke*



So here it all begins. My first step into the F&B world by joining the newest hottest F&B brand in Singapore. Does that make me the Deputy Prime Minister of Food. Phuiyoh... dun Prayy praayy! =P

One for the Hula

Mercedez and Kerry from Hawaii here would like to make a shout out to all Malaysians out therE!



I think we all wanna shout back oso! It'll be nice if I can get Malaysians abroad who reads my blog to give a shout out post or video to all their friends back here. I'll be glad to post it up for you guys =).

Ok.. back to Mercedez. "When you coming down to Malaysia!!!". and Kerry "You sure u're not the boyfriend ah?"

Beauty n the Beast within

I still remember a conversation with my best friend along time ago while we are still in college. We were walking along the shopping centre and then one really fat girl walked pass.

Me: Hey bro, why your girlfriend walked pass you? KEekekkeekE!
Friend: Eh... *serious face* why are you so bad? *frowns*
Me: Oh.. *feels guilty*
Friend: You must always be able to see the inner beauty ok? She has alot of inner beauty.
Me: *dig a hole and buried with guilt*

(2 minutes later)
Friend: Just dat you have to dig real deep lah!
Me: -_-" LMAO!



Yes, although we try to kid ourselves alot... most of us are mostly attracted to what is on the outside.

They say beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. What a noble saying, a saying that meant that what defines beauty only depends on the one that is looking. Fair enough. All of us are attracted to different things and as for me I think girls that which have a sweet smile and an innocent angelic 'can bring back home show parents' kinda face are the bomb. Something like Vivien Chou, Sung Hye Kyo, and Kim Ah Joong.

But its kinda sad lah that alot about looks is not true..

Come to think of it that noble sentence can have two meanings... and the media have proven it.

Vickyvacko presents 'Beauty LIES in the eyes of the beholder'.

Specimen One - Britney Spears



Who would have thought the pop angel Britney can go from 'From the bottom of my broken heart' to 'From the top of my broken head'. Alamak, break my heart only to think that she went cockoo.

Specimen Two - Gillian Chung



Then the sweet faced Gillian which I pitied when she came to our country and got humiliated with the Genting incident. Yah... I was actually quite angry with what we did to her, cos I don't think she deserved to be treated like that.

Then few months later...apa jadi? Alamak. What a lie if you'd asked me.

Specimen Three - Kaila Yu



Kaila Yu is the girl along with Aiko in the movie Tokyo Drift, both of the are the ones that started one of the race in the movie. And now she already featured in another movie. This one I'm the one who was shouting 'Ready- Get set- Go!!!'.

All in all, it is just sad that one by one these beauties have dissapointed us. Maybe we are more modernized now, and females ... yes ... they should be treated equally to males. And sex, is just very normal. No more virgins, no more full time house wives, no more truly shy girls that have 100% decency.

But I just can't help it to fall in love with faces like these..



Wait... better double check.

Live Snip it

Two days ago, in a club not to far from home. I was trying to get a girl to dance..



I guess she doesn't want to dance.. lol

Vicky Toons

Real Man of Genius Deserves Beer

It is just too bad that Malaysia doesn't allow Beer commercials coz they relli are some of the best commercials out there. Here are a few from Budlight - Real Man of Genius created by the real genius copywriter Bob Winter. I salute this guy for being so creative and freaking funny. LOL!

Budlight - Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer



Bud Light - Mr. Really Really Really Bad Dancer



Budlight - Mr Chinese Food Delivery Guy



And this is the best one yet. Paying tribute to the push up bra inventor.

Bud Light - Mr. Push Up Bra Inventor



'Never before has one man done so much with so little. From mosquito bites, pimples and pancakes, to melons, mountains and major league yabos. An engineering feat so briliant it can only be describe as Vavaavaavoooom. thanks to you even a 90 year old grandmother can go from A to Double D in a single bound.'


My stomach is so painful right now from all this stupid commercials. But it is so true la. All these people are really 'Real Man of Genius'. Kekeke!!!

Here is to more beers in our lives, Men of Genius. CheerS!

Me with Dance King Kit

How music have changed now compared to 20 years back. During my younger days, singers like Debbie Gibson, Wilson Philips, Aaron Kwok, New Kids on the Block, Michael Jackson and Grasshopper were the hit that time. Curly hair, baggy and bootleg jeans, funky hair and colourful clothes were still kinda in the entertainment industry.

I still remember I wanted the curry puff hair of Aaron Kwok that time.. *omg*

R&B and Hip Hop doesn't sound like how it does now. Those times Vanilla Ice is as cool as it gets. No big bling bling, white shoes .... no Eminem, no Sean Paul, no Black Eye Peas.

Then during my Primary school days, Grasshopper were considered the 'Dance Kings' of Canto pop music with songs like 三分鐘放縱. Still remember me and my buddies all dancing like crazy kids whenever we play this song with our stylo milo battery charged radio with extremely long antennas



Those were good childhood times where we never have enought money to go concerts and seeing all these celebrities in person. Haiiiizzz.

Anyways back to Velvet... I met a new friend named Ah Kit.



Come to think of it, he really looks like one of the Grasshopper. Only a bit older and errr more human than larger than life.

Wait a sec.

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come to think of it...

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ITS HIM!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG!!!!

LOL.

And who would have thought, one day I will be drinking with Mr Dance King Choy Yat Kit himself in Velvet. (okei... I know his gay) But it was great lah. He didn't mind taking photos and dancing with the crowd. In fact he even joined my table for a good 15 minutes. =)



There were no Police holding machine guns around. And errr...too bad no girls were throwing their panties la.... but I did saw one uncle trying to take off his underwear la. *ekkekeke* joking.

All the aunties and uncles (me) that actually recognises him were all trying to get a picture with him



Christina got a pic too =)



Here is another video of him performing.

V is good

Alas.. I finally got to doing the party post yet again. Wait before I start a quick reply to a certain someone

'You Ahh... always Party party party!!' - Ivon Wong

'Where got?!' - innocent me



Ok can start. I've been visiting alot of new night outlets lately. Actually not new la... just that my butt have been stuck loyally to Velvet so much that I've not find the time to go elsewhere. But yeapp... finally got to doing it and may I say it was refreshin?

Like last week I was invited to TimeOut Magazine's Comedy Showcase. At least I think that is what its called. =/ It was held at The Mansion




5 local comedians came out to make us laugh lah. But honestly speaking, only 1 of them is good la. The rest I feel like throwing bananas.

The only joke I can recall is by this Indian joker that said ..

"You kno'.. when I was young ah... I got this Chinese fren who like to come up to me and say 'Inaaaboreenggae!! Inaaaboreenggae!!' ; it is as though I cannot speak English like dat. I got so irritated that the next day I went out to him and said 'SAOOO GAOOO POUUU CHIIII!! PAPER LAMA!!! POPEEEPOOOPEEEPOOOPEE!!!'".

lmAO! good stuff. ekkeke

Then comes CocoBanana... the Sunway newly launched sausage club. If you're a frequent clubber... I'm sure you've heard of it by now. But what a name huh? Yet again, I think the boss is a female lah. Love guys so much til call the club.. Kuku... and Banana. -_-" I can't help going in feeling like a male whore. "Hello!! I'm here. One more Kuku/Banana!" LOL



The place look seriously enticing from the outside. The entrance feels like I'm going into a space ship. I was hoping to see some crazy awesome deco inside but that was it... entrance macam space ship... inside macam badminton court. *stress*

The best 'new' place that I went these last two weeks was Poppy. Never went there since it has renovated. I never really liked the place coz it is always too hot and sweaty for me but this place is awesome after its renovation. More space, they finally installed some air conditioning and ... of coz... more space = more hot hootchimomma la. Alll... goood!

hmm.. next Friday BarClub or Poppy!?



Not to mention a few Air Asia's stewardress and friends were at my table. =X Maybe I'm wrong la about Poppy being nice...



you bring a few air stewadress anywhere oso good lah. You get to bring them to fish market oso you'll feel happy oso right not?

But you all know la... my fav is still Velvet. Anything that starts with 'V' sure good one wat!. kekeke* To prove it I'm gonna give you 5 reasons why V is always good.

Number one. Coz Velvet's podium got sexy hawt hootchimomma... some places... the podium got only hot hootchicrocroach.



Number Two. It is the only place in town where the girls are more hamsap than guys. Yes... I'm talking about you Ashley. Stop touching my butt. Private property. SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!!



Number Three. Velvet got alot of models. No... not the Malaysian NightmareDreamgirl type.





Number Four. There is more than enought to share. You no longer have to flip the coin with your buddy to see who gets the girl. LOL



Number Five. It has many different kinds of characters you can meet... Like my friend here ..



Last but not least. Where else in the world can you find Spidergirl?



LOL. I'm sorry but your identity is revealed liao.

Man I'm full of crap la sometimes.

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Hotness of the Week

Oh yah... don't forget that V is also good because LOVE = Lots of Victor Everday. kekeke.

Movies nowadays..

The last month have been a movie marathon month for me. I've been watching almost all the movies that have recently came out in the cinemas until I'm having difficulty finding more movies to watch. Like yesterday, I just watched this movie that I've never heard about...Speed Racer.



The starting 5 minutes of the movies I was thinking to myself 'damn... this is a kids movie lah'.. wasted my 20 bucks -_-" But hmm... at the end of it... it was not bad lah.



But one precaution tho, after the movies I see all the cars started zooming around in the carpark. Ya kno lah... Malaysians gets influenced by the movies so easily. (actually... I oso felt like zooming around after that but ada orang beside me)

If you've been watching movies lately, I think you'll notice all the Kingdom movies that is flooding the silver screen. Three Kingdom lah... Forbidden Kingdom la. All oso okei okei only lah.



Forbidden Kingdom that is suppose to be about our chinese legendary hero the Monkey God turned out to be a western modified piece of crap kiddy movie. *stress* Featuring the mob haired Jackie Chan and the super lousy english speaking Jet Li ... I felt that they should have at least maintained the real story la instead of putting one ang moh kid inside..

Really ruined our chinese custom lah to make our legendary hero be saved by an ang moh. -_-" Might as well just make it the 'Forbidden Toilet Kingdom'.



5 minutes later....



Is this movie still worth watching? Unfortunately yes... coz got Liu Yi Fei inside. Super hoooot hoootchimomma.



But there is one movie out there that I don't need to watch la... coz already know the ending..



I bet the girl make a 'U-turn' when she found out that Mazlan got Pet Pet (means girls privates in chinese)?

They should change their tag line to

"Kalau lelaki ada Pet-pet, Cinta pasti U-turn"

LMAO!