No Star, Just hill~

The company dinner that I had on Saturday have caused me not being able to buckle my pants correctly. If more and more places like Jogoya @ Starhill starts to open up around K.L, I think I might just need a wheelchair to carry myself me and my belly around. Yes...it is getting so big that it requires to be a seperate entity. *kkeke* <--ok, not funny.

While strolling around StarHill finding for Jogoya, I see so many sexy ladies and high class aunties walking around with grand posture; displayin' their fortune.



One hand carrying an LV bags in one hand and the other their boyfriend/husband/sugardaddy's credit card *ekkeke* It is then I realize how come I'm still single. My package doesn't comes with free coupon to Starhill everyday forever...Hill got la, Starhill don't have. -_-" Any girls out there interested in free coupon to sleep on my belly hill?



Back to Jogoya, a really neat place to dine and may I say they have so much variety... it really did seem like a shopping mall for food. Priced at 88++ per pax for dinner; I would say this place is a must try la at least once. Even if don't want to try; it is worth it to go visit the receptionist; here is the number for reservation *wink* +603 2142 1268



Yes, beware...this restaurant is the size of a freakin' football field and it has only one objective...turning you to be the ball. -_-" Check out the food





Some of them really look like they just being delivered from heaven.





And they have the biggest dining table I've ever seen in my life. 0_0 You can fit more than 20 in one table.



Anyways... I tried my best to savor all they got to offer. And I only manage to eat like 25% of the food over there. But ...but ...but...all these yummy food that got into my stomach came out back later that night in Velvet...when Mervin decided to turn himself to the vodka girl.



*pukes terribly* LMAO~! Hey brother, that is why God made you be male. Please do not cross dress anymore. You're officially the ugliest girl I've ever seen. *ekkekek*e

It's a botak's night

Ok.... here comes the botak birthday boy partey. It was held in Zeta bar, last minute change of plans.



Why laaaa?!... *kekek* but I guess if it was held in Vegas, you won't get to see much of it here.



What happen in Vegas stays in Vegas mahh...*kkekekek* But alot of the post would look like this..IF in Vegas lah. =P



I guess it was a wise decision to have changed location. *cries*

But Zeta turned out to be quite a fresh place to hold a party. Very up class and may I say the band is stupendous. <-- learned some up class english there oso. The girl singer is so damn de hotz.



How was the party? Lotsa drink, lotsa chicks, lotsa drunk friends and one drunk botak b'day boy lor.







This girl only know how to ask me to drink~ If I don't drink, she says she going to 'karate chop' me. WTF?! SCary wei girls nowadays...



Least I go tell girls, if you don't drink...i'll lick you. Damn gentle creatures wei. So different from girls. *tsk tsk*



Oh...did I say it was my first time there?! Yea man.. Zeta is definitely a must go if you love life band and if you want to get rid of your ah Beng profile and act like James Bond. Other than that, becareful lah if you're going into the gents....got girls peep at you wan!



Happy B'day man Mr Botak Jon... This pic is so wrong~



Another birthday, another awesome night.

Slim Ah Beng, Please Stand up!

I had seen many badsites, weird sites and really some real soh hai sites. But this one, top it all lah. This site which name itself the 'Slingshot Method' really is the bomb la...in terms of trying hard. But since I'm running a hamsap site, I bet all of you really would be interested into how to kow an Ah Lian...so peeps...don't say I never 'yik' you ok? This one got 1 month guarantee one...confirm you get one Ah Lian at the end. *kekekek

Why are they potraying Malaysian girls as Singaporean girls ar!?!?! Omg..~



Here is the promotion...*kkkekeek* Guarantee wei...must try~



Please sign up ....may the real Ah Beng please stand up!

I want to be Datuk

Two days ago it was Kar Jun's bday, and I went to his surprise party organized by Cindy Gooi lo (what a nice gf hor!?).



May I say, his house mansion is so darn humonguous. Got pool room, got sauna, got karaoke, aiyo...what also got. Alamak, I can park my house in his toilet. -_-"



ANyways, hope you had a great one coz I sure the hell did. Super duper drunk and high. Did someone spike my drink!? *grr

Check out the lucky b'day boy...



but he isn't the luckiest ....his dad more geng! Wah lao!



I wanna be Datuk too man. Datuk Victor Tan *wink*

Here is a lil peek into the party~ Karen is in love with the 'siu yok' =P



Tomorrow is Botak Jon B'day....at de Vegas. Need I say more? =P

I'm a good person, really! -_-"

I'm gonna do this meme for fun... plus a guy name Idham promised to donate approximately RM127 (approximately USD36) to Darul Izzah Orphanage if I complete this meme with my nonsense heartiest words. Okei...here goes.. hmm..

1. A person is only as good as how well he/she fondle handle himself/herself.
2. Friendship is always good to have.
3. To love is JWto forgive.
4. Money makes me wanna go buy beer.
5. I miss the time when good times are just good times.
6. My way of saying I care is by offering you a drink.
7. I try to spread love and happiness by getting everyone drunk
8. Pick the flowers when you see a lenglui pass by la!
9. To love someone is to love yourself.
10. Beauty is not make-ups.
11. When I was thirteen, what I remember the most was my first crush.
12. When I was twenty one, I remember to bring my I.C to clubs.
13. I am most happy when there is good music n good company.
14. Nothing makes me happier than a good conversation over alcohol =P.
15. If I can change one thing, I will change my bank account
16. If smiles were not only seen most often in pictures, then this is not life.
17. Wouldn't it be nice if we could turn back time.
18. If you want to live your life without regret, then you have to be quite perfect.
19. Money is not everything but it buys liquor, Ferraris, ticket to Thailand n LV bags?
20. The most touching moment I have experienced is when I'm in a crowded club.
21. I smile when I see someone else smile.
22. When I am happy, I am drunk.
23. If only I don't have to wake up so early tomorrow then I will sleep until 6pm.
24. The best thing I did yesterday was playin dota and kicking some ass.
25. If I ever write a book, I will give it this title ..."How to lose your future wife while blogging"
26. One thing I must do before I die is cherish every happy moment I had.
27. Doing this meme, I feel like I've been a very charitable person. . .*looks left n right* So pay up Mr. Idham =P

PornoPhotorific

Somebody on flickr by the nick distjecta just added me into his group. I don't know why but this fehla is a genius when it comes to porn photography... not the cheap type you find most of the time (I don't watch...actually... I donno =P). But yeahh... very artistic and some freakin hilarious.


Is this why girls like LV so much!? I don't mind buyin for them if they look like this all the time for me *kkkekeke*


Oouch... love hurts I guess =O I love this drink already *ngekngek*

And my ultimate favorite,

Yeahh....NikE! Just do it!

Why you all eyes so big? Never see naked girl before r? Alamak....pretend innocent pulak~ There are loads more but I don't want you all get too hamsap la. Go back to work can!?

Dear Mr distjecta,

I've just quit my job and I'm going to take up porn art photography. Thanks to you. *kekeke* You can quit yours and take mine la *keekke*

Wait wait... I need models too. Any volunteers?

I'm descendant of Bruce Lee

Hey guys, thought you might like this.. had absolutely nothin to do =/



I look like Bruce Lee....don't play play!! *wahhhhhhhhhhcha!!!* Try it =)

Work n play

First of all, a very happy birthday to Vichelle. May I say, although I think you're not the 'beautiful girl' that everyone seems to be claimin' you're by far 'most beautiful tonight'. =)



Alot of you might think, Victor will be up to it again, yea... Wednesday, Friday, Saturday.. drunk as always. Let me try to justify that. Simply said, my job is not going around gettin drunk but how I wish it was so. I deal with machines;



machines that makes products that greets you in the mornin, or feeds your car, or hold your shoppin goods, or anything. So basically, I supply spare parts to those parts that are suppose to be moving 24 hours a day non stop in far off places that no one would know they exist. =) So you know la... without me...mebbe you cannot survive as you use to =P *kekekek*



That just make me sounds so damn important. K ... k..

but needless to say, it is hell of a boring job to do. That is why I'm in need to be entertained most of the time. So there you have it.. My job + Travellin = Lots of work + Squeezin time for fun. I bet lots of you feel the same.

Anythin beautiful, be it the smile from a stranger, the warmth of passionate couples,



love lost n found,



sparks of new found companions,



the companion of good friends



or just plain good music should make my day night.

What a heck load of bull...girls...just take the dip will ya!? Promise will treat you good =P

Karen says..

I had a great time today eversince I got back, Needless to say, K'L is still my kinda place.. til Karen said I'm a player. m i?



Happy 20.07.2007. Goodnight~ Head spinnin' like mad.

Feng Tao Penang~

This is the first thing I saw when I touch down in Prai, Penang is



So girls, you know where to get yourself a Mahaboob? Really did turn up the mood for the trip I must say.



But...It is unfortunate to say that my trip to Penang didn't quite turn out as what I've expected. Penang has a lot of good food and new partyin spots (so I heard) to go but time didn't really allowed me to do much of both and when I actually did, luck wasn't really on my side.



Aduii... what was worse is I had to spend 3 of the 4 days in Prai (mainland) instead of Penang Island where all my future wife the good food awaits.

So most of the 3 days I've been diggin into Prai findin for the best spots to go. Was driving around half drunk and almost got lost. In such a small town, there isn't really much. Most of them all scattered in this area called Pacific. If you're stuck there like me one day, this is the place to go lah. -_-. The first place that caught my mind was 'Aloha' but down here the 'Aloha' ain't like the one in Jalan P. Ramlee.



Here they place super loud techno 'feng tao' song that is so loud that even if you don't feng tao oso at the end of the day you will. "Alamak! So loud...shake shake*". There also have hostesses there that will accompany you 'feng tao' if you want. However, I stayed there for 15 minutes I see all the uncle feng tao but the gals looks more like 'feng boob'. Maybe coz they just got theirs modified from Mahaboob. *ekkekek*

Pacific isn't really my kinda place but opposite of it there is a bar called 'X wing' (the owner must be a star wars fan). The super sexy girls people there are 'friendly' and met some pretty cool new friends. Was really pissed of by the fact that I'm stuck in Prai so I got the guy sitting next table drunk. *kekek* He ended up sleepin outside the bar...that is what I was told the next day I went there. Yo brother Kah Heng, til we meet again =P.

Food wise, I have to admit it...almost anywhere in Penang or Prai you can find good food.



Just simply go to one store that sells something edible, you bound to get somethin better than what we have in K.L. The logic? I dunno... I didn't get to go to all the famous stores that is in Penang but however, the Seafood in Tambun, Prai is de bomb.



There are over 20 seafood restaurants here and they are all good...( I didn't try la.... that is what they claim) So must try.







Another unique thing about Penang is that their lok lok comes with spicy cuttlefish sauce *slurp*



and you can deep fry your 'lok lok'..Wah liu... already hungry typin bout it.



What other interestin things ar? ..Oh ya...some notti Penang girl stole my underwear ..



So I also stole hers *kekekek*



Malaysians are really creative on toilet signs I should say. This toilet is at Mowa (another feng tao joint...Prai mahhh).



They were having some Chinese International Pageant the day I went... alot of sexy ah mois there =P~ but they are busy paradin around the stage rather than my table -_-



Sigh.... on the third day I've decided that I really got to go to Penang if not this trip would be such a waste. N so I did. Like I said earlier, I've scratched 'Glo' off the list so I went to the neighboring clubs which is Slippery Senorita and S3. Hopin that Penang would be better. Slippery Senorita wasn't that bad but they ran out of tables...just my luck!





Both me and muh colleague ended up going to S3. Coz he said he like one hot chick leavin from Slippery...



S3 interior is quite funky with many lightin displays all across the entire wall.



Anyways...back to the chick, she kept on lookin towards our table and my colleague was very excited but didn't have the guts to approach her. Another reason being, there were 3 other girls lady boy sittin at that table which makes her suspiciously and potentially one of them. Thanks to my stupid colleague, he ended up persuadin me to bring her to our table...in which I did. Guess what, found out that she is a freakin 'lady boy' (tranvestite)!!. *stress* Aiyah...least the band there is awesome. Can sing Hokkien, Thai, Cantonese, and also n of course... Feng Tao!!
OTher than that, enjoy watchin my colleague enjoyin. They make up for the whole trip. Like I've always believe, its not where you are...but who you're with *wink*