NOtti IpohMali girl

A few months back I asked a girl named Cheron to help me find a nice new layout for my Friendster page.



This is what she gaved me.



%$^#$$%#%$^&%$!! -_-"



I'm going to Ipoh to spank this notti gal.

4 babes 1 guy and an Island, Take 2!

I know, it seems like for the past whole week I've neglected all the other events that have been happening and totally concentrated on my recent Singapore trip cum video shoot. But it really seems like a waste if I didn't post the 2nd day for the girls here coz it's like *ahem* very good for the eyes lah! *kekeke*

Ok so the second day went like this. I, of coz have still got to attend to my video shooting from morning til evening. The highlight was shooting this big ass container... the whole scenario and set up makes it too tempting not to do some Jackie Chan stunt just for the heck of it.



The gals have the whole day free and easy, so naturally their legs took them to shopping. They decided to check out Vivo City.





(Photo credit to Christina)

I'm just too lucky that I was busy that day coz erm...going shopping with 4 girls only means you're the automatic butler, body guard, shopping bag hanger and answer-and-get-scolded-opinion-giver.

Yeah... it is scary when you have to walk the whole entire shopping complex at turbo speed, going around in circles til your legs wanna patah dat kind. But the scariest is of coz when they hold two piece of clothing that looks especially similar to the ones they already wearing and ask you to choose which one looks better. My tip to you my friends, there is no right answer. Better act like you're a blind man and start retreating slowly when dat happens. *kekeke*

As expected, the shopping went out of hand and we only got ready to go for dinner at 10:30 pm. *stress* Promised to bring them to Equinox because they came to Singapore for the shooting. Good if you're taking one girl so you can super romantico her, but not very super when you bring 4 girls. The only thing romantic about that is when the fat Singaporean gay waiter from Equinox starts blinking at you when you pay that offensively oversize bill. *Ouch*



Conversation on the way up to Equinox

Me: Girls, after this meal I might have to eat those Nasi Lemak 50 cents per packet for the rest of the year. *ekkeke*
The girls: *giggles*
Me: (I'm not kidding leh...) *stress*

Luckily for me, the kitchen closed at 10pm. I LOVE YOU EQUINOX!! (lol, joking girls).

So we tried looking for someplace to eat and ended up eating fingerfood in this place called 'Highlander' in Singapore. That is because most of the kitchens in Singapore closes at 10pm on Sunday. 0_0 weird. Yeah... we were so hungry that we ordered every choice of fingerfood there is.





So happens, that night was also my friend, Ah Dee's birthday. He invited us to go to this new club called Lunar also located in Clarke Quay. Lunar is one interesting place coz which Canto-Pop club you go into that you get greeted by over hundreds of posters and paintings which is like this.







I walked in, and headed straight to the toilet. *kidding* I rest assure you that after you enter, you think you've travelled back in time to those Chinese whore house in China where everything is in red. I think they went a bit overboard, coz the girl's hair oso red liao. -_-"



May I introduce to you 4 sexy China dolls =P *Cheers*



Anyways, we ended the night early coz we gotta make







sure we wake up in time to catch the 8 o'clock bus the next day.





GOTCHA!



(Do not attempt to take pictures of seemingly naked girls lying on the bed cam whoring, ask a professional... ask me to take it for you =P)

4 babes 1 guy and an island

Legend has it that there was this boy that went to Singapore with four hot hoochimomma and partied the whole night long til he got so drunk, he ended up with 5 hootchimomma at the end of the night. This is the story...

Eh.. you know ah... after shooting like the whole day, sweat all coming out from the armpit and all tired and stuff, I realize that the highlight of the day has only just begun. *kekekek*

Me had to bring all the hootchimomma sweet innocent girl out to eat. It is surprising how much they can eat... and maintain that hourglass figure. -_-"



Can't say so much on my part... I'm on my way to getting a vase figure. So we went to Newton Circus to makan all kind of seafood. It was then I realize that I'm the only guy with 4 slow-motion walking divas with hair swaying from left to right. Cia lat.... all the Singaporean Ah Beng, aunty and uncle started staring. Wah liao... then I decided to ask them to walk in front of me. Better look like a body guard to 4 leng luis then a big time tai kor who will kena whack anytime. *kekekek*. Oh ya, did you know that you can't smoke in Newton Circus even though it is open area? *lol* All I have to say is "Welcome to Singapura". Yea... I was pretty much the tour guide for them coz Alexandra and Christina only came here when they were still sucking their thumb. *kekkeke*



After eating, they were all hyped up and ready to go. So I went back, took a quick shower to get rid of the smell from my armpit and did a 5 minutes chant in my room to wish me luck for the night. coz I don't wanna get whack by jealous Singaporeans. *kekekee*



We headed off to Zouk.. I mean Velvet first.

My good old friend Andy has quit Velvet so he have arranged for me to meet up with Magdalene (never met before).



As I was waiting, this little sweet girl came up to me and say 'Hi, you Victor?'. I nodded and she say.. 'I'm Magdalene.. come in'. I've to admit, I was expecting at least a 28 year old girl, tall and stuff. Magdalene looked like one of those girls that I've to sneak in to the clubs... but she is one hot 23 year old Velvet floor manager. =P

Thanks Magdalene for arranging tables at Velvet n Zouk for us. We spent like 15 minutes in Velvet then headed off to Zouk which I thought would be better.





Sadly, no. Zouk and Velvet ain't having much crowd tat night.. wat happened? I oso dunno. But while we were at Zouk, we played this stupid game Alexandra thought us. I think it is called the Superhero game coz the whole game is about calling super hero names and posing like them. BATMAN!!! SUPERMAN!!! ULTRAMAN!!! DRUNKMAN!! (no no...i added dat). *kekeke*



It was pretty fun but I think the whole Zouk thinks we are crazy. Then when they get all high on alcohol, they started looking sexy...which was extremely hazardrous for my health coz... they were looking like this...



I straight away tar pao them back home We headed off to MOS after to check out if the scene is better there. Rachel's friend Arthur was kind enough to give us a ride in his Audi convertible. This is the best rear view mirror view you can get. I wonder how Arthur got us there in one piece.



I would have crashed due to distraction. *kkekeek*

Coincidentally, Miss Leen (the Singapore girl) is at MOS too. What I'm talkin, she is always there... yea. Met up with the girl that always manage to turn my alredy chaotic life, upside down.



The rest was history. Like the legend has it. 5 girls 1 guy, 1 night in Singapore and survived the jealousy of the Ah Bengs. *lol*



Thanks Rachel



Alexandra



Amanda



and Christina



once again for helping me out. Hope you all really did enjoyed yourself coz I did. =)

The Return of the Bearing

Prepost

Thanks Venessa for fillin' up as guest writer while I'm away. And no, it is not my job to party across South East Asia. I haven't expanded thus far yet. *kekeke*

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Alas, I'm back home from the 2 days of partying hard sweaty work in Singapore. Actually the feeling is kinda mixed, coz I'm also kinda going to miss all this Hollywood stylo milo film making that have been going on these past month.



May I take this opportunity to say thanks to everyone that is involved, especially the production team that have put so much effort into shooting the hot models the latest blockbuster "Lord of The Bearing" and this "The Return of the Bearing". *ekkekek*

Lots of preparation and coordination had to be done that is why I came one day earlier. I had to prepare things like who is going to be in which shots, what time should the shots be made, how it is going to be done and what props will be needed. That is like playing God for the day,



coz everyone had to do what I want them to do. *kekekek* Pretty fun asking people to walk around, sit, talk when I want them to and stuff like dat. *hahaha* Eh.. but I'm doing my job, someone gotta do it. *kekeke*



The first day of the shot (Saturday) at my Singapore HQ was very hectic because we were covering all the shots that required the most staff first coz the next day is a Sunday and you don't wanna pay too much overtime stress our staff too much. *ekekek* The shooting started at 7 am, and ended about 9pm. Wah liu...super stressful day.



Oh, did I mentioned that I brought 3 super duper hot girls from KL to help me out for the shoot? Thank you Christina, Alexandra and Rachel for helping out and spicing up my video. Realli relli appreciate it.



I think the crew and some of my staff also appreciated it too much coz I think I saw some saliva drippin' out from the side of their mouth. *kekeke*



Let me write 'The Return of the Bearing' preview first.

In the 'Return of the Bearing' which is of course the sequel to Lord of the Bearing Part II, Rachel were joined with two of her trusted friends in her quest to reach an island called Singapore and to safely bring the precious bearing to mount MOS. Watch them as they defeat many dangerous creatures (hamsap camera man and singaporean clubbers) with their natural beauty, and endure their temptation for keeping 'my precious' bearing for themselves.

One thing I learned from this video producing experience is that things have to appear more beautiful than life.



And for that to happen, you have to have beautiful things and emotions placed before the screen.. and capturing it from the right angle, with the right lense & lighting and the right tempo of camera movement. Filming this kinda shots makes life looks so plain and dull.



In order to make my life just like how it is in the movies, I'll have to change the things I do like move in inconsistent tempo, tiltin my head to capture the right angle of things, and hold a torch light just in case somethings needs abit more lighting. But if I do that, I'll end up lookin like the most interesting spastic on the street, walkin like the gollem in Lord of the Ring and holding a torch light. *kekeke*

But yea, looking at how the shots being made is surreal. It's like u're living in one of those cosmetic commercials where everything is perfect. The girls of course made this come true, that is why I chosed them la! Had the right smile, the right confidence, the right image for my company.



Since I can't afford to give them a full time job in my company (darn it, models expensive wei!), least I have them in the corporate profile. *ahahaha* I wonder what would happen if our customers starts to look for them.



Customer: Hey Vic, eh... who is that girl in that video. Wahhh... si beh leng lui wei!!
Me: 0_0" Ehhh... oh that one is from our branch in Indonesia
Customer: Ohhh...isit? I got factory there oso. Ask her come service us. I will buy everything from her... she is too beauliful.
Me: (Hai lat!)

Anyways, the girls also really made it fun for me coz the whole day was pretty hectic.



Guess their smiles and the silly things they do really did made my day (although they not smiling at me la...but can pretend wat!). Here are some shots taken in between the shooting process. Can anyone spell 'SLS'?



Then suddenly they decided it's deepavali...and did this. Or is this some super power moves to defeat the creatures from mount MOS? Adui...*lmao*



Of course, their energy and presence really did shook up some commotion between the production team. I notice they were moving faster, combing their hair occasionally, acted more professionally, and some... gone 'cuckoo' and started asking for numbers, flirting and shooting at the girls only and not shots that our company needed. -_-"



It is then I realized that I have hired a very hamsap camera man. *basket* (this shot is taken by Christina)

After the shoot was over, we headed back to hotel and .. wat else.. PARTY LAA!!! Catch more of that in the next post. =) One last thing, can't believed I wrote so much of crap. *hahaha*

Speed-drinkin' zone

Hello!

Victor's not around last week. I think he went around South East Asia to 'kao lui' and partying. Sometimes I wonder, whether is that his REAL job or not; scouting and getting chics during parties and/or clubbing. Hmm...

Since he's not around, I took the opportunity to hack his blog and post my own version of partying. Let me present to you... The Speedzone Tour 2007. But before that, let me introduce myself first. My pseudo name is ToastBwead (don't ask me why.. long story) but my real name is Vanessa. Some of you may know me, some may not but you can spot me in Velvet on Wednesdays or Saturdays (sometimes!) or Loft on Fridays (sometimes too). You can also view my blog at toastbwead.blogspot.com (talking about free advertising here on Victor's blog! Haha)

Ok about Speedzone, as usual, I saw his usual table in Velvet but orang dia takde. His friends (the usual kaki) was there lah. So I'm blogging about this event here on his behalf (since he bugged me many times to guest write here =D)

Nothing much happened there. Just a normal event with chics walking around (for the boys) and hot, cute hunks (for the girls). Following his blog style, I'll post pictures up lah =D

Marlboro chics



Same dress!



How come Chris is everywhere?



Chris checking out the kinky lesbo action



Another kinky lesbo action



Melaka Chics



Melaka Chics



Ipoh Chics

So since Victor always post pictures up of himself and some chic, should I post my pictures up with dudes? Somehow if I do that, it won't fit his blog. Hmm what do you think? Girls?? Perhaps next time then (if my post is good enough for Victor's highly viewed blog :p)

Forgive me if pictures weren't up to Victor's standard. I'm still an amateur clubber and party-goer.



*Credit goes to Andrew & Poh Lin for some of their pictures

Til then.. See you next time! -Speedzone VIP signing out- (cheh! perasan =D)