One Night with Kenny Sia

For some reason, my traffic to this blog have gone from nothing to like 1k viewers. And then I found out Mr Kenny Sia aka Coconut boy have linked me in his all too famous blog of his (actually I sorta repeatedly hypnotize him into doing so while he was partying with me two days ago, hehe). But anyways, I didn't know he is really going to do it for real, and so now I'm stuck in a situation where I feel oblige to satisfy the sudden surge of viewers to this blog today.



Warning tho, although I think I'm holy as a saint and am a good boy... there is a believe that this blog might not be suitable for all ages. I don't really understand why tho.



Clubbin' is just an act where we all gather just to err.. gather la.



Sometimes we hug a girl or two, and hey we do man buddy hugs too but hey... they seldom end up in pictures only mah.... ego mah. People think gay how?



So in clubs, sometimes we are oblige to at least chat up a girl... even if you just love to drink.



And that is just the innocent truth of it all. At least for me lah.

I suppose for Kenny too,



Ok.. mebbe not. =P (btw the person on the right is just a lookalike version of me)

Oh yah Kenny, Kellie told me that you lost your credit card that night? We talked about it and we sorta backtracked. I saw you signing the receipt, she say you signing it with the card in your mouth. And that was the last time we saw that card...

hmmm. Did you eat it ah?

I'm a robot

Hiya peeps, sorry for the extremely slow updates on my life. I think by now the number of viewers that actually come to my blog have completely zeroed down. Hmm... so why I'm here bloggin'... I oso don't know. But if someone out there who is still reading this....hey!!! wazzup?! ... and how is life? ... or you must be my ultimate fan of my blog the photos in my blog.



But anyhootz, here is the updates. With one more month to go before Emperor Q pops out and take another large piece of my life away, its been an extremely exhausting 1 month but yet quite a rewarding one. Perhaps not as rewarding as those that can party more than me these days. Bastards..!

Don't tell me... I know ... while I'm busy getting my hands into gelatos and fruits...



You are busy doing getting ur hands into girlatos



and exotic fruits.. hehe.. not funny -_-"



Sometimes I'm so bored at work that I have to date myself.



You don't know how stressful to actually feed other couples wonderful desserts and watch them fall in love with each other everyday lah.



Apalah you peepol... if free pop by and teman me have lunch oso can. It gets so bored that sometimes I have to chat up with the Bangladesh workers at Food Republic in Pavilion just to make sure I'm still sane and don't die of boredom. Lol.

But it has been interestin. With my free time being shortened, I've no choice but to join random parties when appropriate. It is these parties that I get to catch up with people that does not hang out much at my regular joint anymore..



And sometimes surprises happens like 4 Oxford girls that just came back from UK for holidays popped up at my table...



But if you ask me what is new at the party scene? Well, if you have not known it yet by now ... you should be more lifeless than me now working 8 days a week. Lol. Newest club there is now that is worth going to might not be Quattro but Mist. Why? Quattro is over-rated and Mist has quality crowd. And a great party is 80% depended on the crowd-lah. No familiar faces = nobody to drink with, no drinkers = no drunk, and no leng luis = no fun lah.

And Halloween there is great. I got to get drunk with one police girl (never so happy got caught by a police before),



a dracula (i think), a pirate, a female crow (i think) and Captain America (who won the costume contest).



But I thought Zerra should have won. What a costume la.



Come to think of it, my life is like Wall-e the cheeky robot (plus he appears kinda drunk to me when he says his name lah.. Waaaaaaaalll Eeee!)



Day by day routine doing the same thing and yet... hoping for something to happen -_*
And then a white robot appeared. Hmm..



Whatever it is, here is 'M'.. for MOF



basket.. i think she likes my staff lah -_-" *sweat*

Missing My Blog

Its 7 a.m right now and I have not slept yet. Man, I really missed bloggin'... need to get this over with so I can fan gao. The things I do for you guys ... you all don't really know la. I spend so much, go out party when I'm dead tired, take quality photos ...all for wat?? For you la!! Now, my sleep oso at stake. Aiseh.. =P

First thing first, (after cutting the crap) lol ... my dear friend Rachel is about to go off to Hong Kong. =( First Christina, now you Rachel. Why all of you planning to leave me here alone ah? Adui... gonna miss partying with you too =)



Make more leng lui Hong Kong hootchimommas good friends in Hong Kong so that you can intro to me you will have a good time there okei~~? Take care girl..

It never did occur to me that I have a problem being close to a bunch of girls. I mean... I've been training very very hard lah. But last week after taking a drunk piss in Velvet toilet on my way back to my table.... Kaney (my beloved 2nd tai kar che) pulled me over to one table packed with models. Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4,... but 538 models. Okeii... mebbe minus 500, but 38 long legged models... *sweat*. I use all my fingers and toes also left back 1 toe 1 finger. I quickly used them to cover my eyes before they popped out and get out of there. *lol*

Here is a sneak preview..



There should be a sign somewhere that states "Beware, too many models ahead!"

Most Mermerizing Eyes...




Hmm... can someone tell me siapa ni perempuan dengan mata yang bling bling? The time I took this photo, my kepala was winnng wiiiing. =/

Her namecard states that she is an actress. 0_0

And since my name card states that I'm a director now (actually it is die-rector...kerja sampai mati..), nonetheless... I think its about time I direct a movie. IRENE!!! want to star in my super sexy R-rated movie? *lol* Opps... she is gonna kill me for this.

And here Sonia goes again with her signature pose.



Every time she does this, my camera gets smoky. SERIOUSLY... check out the smokes in the photo. Sigh, why my camera have to be so hamsap..*shrugs*

Oh yah... and another thing. I notice that nowadays got alot of sexy girl on girl action wei. Seems like a bunch of them have no faith in guys no more... =~(



What you guys doing lah? I work so hard being super gentle and nice to them... you guys go ruin it all for the rest of us. Aiyo... gentle siu siu. *lol*

Who is the hottest babe in town last two weeks? I gotta hand it to our own Miss Malaysia - Levy Lee



pssst... Levy..., he is Spiderman wannabe! (look at the hand).

It is just too bad that I really don't have time to blog lately, coz I really do enjoy writing for all of you guys the stupid things that have happened in my life. Nonetheless, I'll try my best to update as much as I can =) Cheers peepol, don't cry ... if you can't get your life back on track without reading this blog... come join me den at the party. *ngek ngek*



okei... now I can sleep *snoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

God is a Girl

It is already common knowledge that most living thing in this world are attracted to the female. This is of coz with the exception of gays... hmm.. I wonder why?

But in most cases, whenever a sexy girl walks up the stage or bypasses... the hamsaplous will go *toing*, the not so hamsaps will go *gawkin* with big eyes and mouth wide open.. ,



the females will go *hmm* or mebbe *f#cK!n b!tc#* in jealously. Heck, even dogs will go barkin' with a hard-on.



Where is the best place to witness this phenomenon, ... go to a beauty contest lor.



One by one these girls are all on a mission ... and that is to showcase their beauty 110%.

In normal days, you might not see them in such light. Haleelujah to the power of make ups. Unlucky coz that is not all real lah.. =/ Somedays might look like this lah..



Hopefully not until like this lah... *alamak*



In normal days, they might walk like a tai kor....



but not today...

In normal times when they don't smile at you, now they do..

In normal times, they might speak hokkien...



but now they speak perfectly England... *kidding* ...



I think every man's wish is to have their girlfriend walk up their bed like a fashion show every now and den... (not with their mask on, and their granny panties..=P)



Funny thing, after the fashion show in Goddess last two weeks ago... I found the Goddess not on stage



but amongst the crowd .. *snap*.



Regardless, when a hot female is on a mission... they seem to have some weird power over us.. *stress*

Maybe God is a girl..

Or mebbe I'm just in love with the song lah..

Don't take K

Yo wazzup peeps...

First of all, thanks for all the patience and understanding for the delays in blog post. Please do expect the worse is yet to come. *lol* So what have the world been up to when I'm busy breaking my every bone manning my new cafe eh? Gosh... you guys are fkin' lucky to have a normal 8 hours job. -_-"

Anyways, I'll really like to thank those that have actually came and visited my outlet and have shown support. You guys are like energizer battery for this F&B bunny rabbit in Pavilion. I see you, I feel supported.... I work like gila babi. lol*

So lets see...hmm... actually I had my fair share of clubbin last week. The only thing that suck is that I can never be sure when I can arrive as problems always arise out of no where and I get delayed. =/ So it is nice that I get to bumped into some of my friends in the club without me inviting. Hate to invite you guys and end up ffkin' in the end. Haiizzz... those were the days...





Christina have left to U.K for her studies... another hot babe go kwai lou land. P/S: Christina, don't notti there else I bring John go kau lui. *ngek ngek*



To John, P/S: call me this coming weekend for celebration. *lol*



Last week I've also finally been convinced to check out this club at Solaris named Goddezz. I must say, I love the set up of this mini club. And I tell you, the chicks there are like the hot plate stall in Pavilion Food Republic. *Sizzlin sial* (opps sorry, spend too much time in Pavilion)

Apparently, alot of my friends are already patronizing Goddezz.. (thank you Mr F&B for keeping me so free -_-)







Well, like I said... the harder I work ... the harder I feel oblige to party these days. Going home after a long day of work is really demoralizing for me. Don't know why. Feels like I've admitted being an uncle. *lol*

Partied so hard last week at Velvet that my bottle had a leak.



And some dude had a leak to, so he borrowed the tampon. *hahaha!*



And then my good friend Eugene stole his panties...(kiddin)



Not sure whose but I think he kept it. *lol*

Like I said, it is great to have seen you guys despite my lack of time nowadays...



At this rate, I would really have to give up the idea of having a girlfriend. Wahliu...sudah 28 but no time to pak toh. Sei lor... I think I just digged my own grave. Sayonara hot hoootchimommas...=(



And hello to busyness. Now I know why they call it 'business'. By the way, my second venture will be a Chinese restaurant opening right opposite my cafe. The restaurant will be called Emperor Q opening in December. =) Fellow yam chau kakis can come and visit me here for Happy Hour la.



To those that are not working yet at this point in time...fark man. Damn Enjoy enjoy enjoy. But don't enjoy so much ok?... especially until you have to 'take k'



Alamak Maggie, your message very funny leh. You ask me take K to enjoy or enjoy and take care?