The So Wannabe Nice Girl in K.L

Hi there everyone, its been like forever since I've updated. And since today, I brought out someone that known me through my blog, I suddenly remembered.... hey, I had a blog! That is how bad selling Dim Sum and Chicken Wings can get to you. Anyways... here is a spicy video of 'my loupoh', Cass Mii (who never comes back home and I 'think' always goes back to many other homes other than mine). She says she is the best girl any guy can get...I let you judge for yourself la!



0_0. Of all the girls in Malaysia, the ones that call me 'lou kong' are the ones that calls everyone else 'lou kong' too. WTF!

Chicken Nut Bread

Just found a guy name Vicky who is fuckin' hilarious!!!



LOL! Chicken Nut Bread! Seriously will laugh until chicken nut bread!

Whisky Emergency

One for Johnnie..

Joke of the day

Someone said to me yesterday, "I'm not drunk, I'm confletely sober!" ROFL!



She also messaged me this today..

She said..


Boy, standing there looking so bold,
a flavour served ice cold,
but it turns me on so,
make me wanna get low,
i say lets take it slow,
lets just go with the flow,
but you got my mind to blow,
got me acting like a hoe,
loving it when u're inside me,
fucking me with no mercy,
you got me going crazy,
you got me sexy dirty,
boy you're like no other,
i love you Johnnie Walker.

Basket! I thought she was talking about me. *kekeke* That's very bad way of mis-boosting my ego

This was my reply to her anyways...

Johnnie, you walk steady,
even when the road seems long and windy,
Your influence have created an army,
of drunk men and sexy ladies,
As I recover from yesterday's party,
I'll keep on walking this road confletely.

Guess we are even. ROFL!

One Night with Kenny Sia

For some reason, my traffic to this blog have gone from nothing to like 1k viewers. And then I found out Mr Kenny Sia aka Coconut boy have linked me in his all too famous blog of his (actually I sorta repeatedly hypnotize him into doing so while he was partying with me two days ago, hehe). But anyways, I didn't know he is really going to do it for real, and so now I'm stuck in a situation where I feel oblige to satisfy the sudden surge of viewers to this blog today.



Warning tho, although I think I'm holy as a saint and am a good boy... there is a believe that this blog might not be suitable for all ages. I don't really understand why tho.



Clubbin' is just an act where we all gather just to err.. gather la.



Sometimes we hug a girl or two, and hey we do man buddy hugs too but hey... they seldom end up in pictures only mah.... ego mah. People think gay how?



So in clubs, sometimes we are oblige to at least chat up a girl... even if you just love to drink.



And that is just the innocent truth of it all. At least for me lah.

I suppose for Kenny too,



Ok.. mebbe not. =P (btw the person on the right is just a lookalike version of me)

Oh yah Kenny, Kellie told me that you lost your credit card that night? We talked about it and we sorta backtracked. I saw you signing the receipt, she say you signing it with the card in your mouth. And that was the last time we saw that card...

hmmm. Did you eat it ah?

Jai HO!

Have you watched Slumdog Millionaire?



Then you must have heard of the song 'Jai Ho' that have been recently being quite popular.



Seems like the whole world is possessed to dancing this song now... lol! No offence but it is too funny to watch Europeans dance to Indian songs.



Have to admit it, the song is kinda contagious..



What you waiting for lah? Lets dance! JAI HO0ooooooooooOo o O!

Sold Out Lebanese

Last Saturday, Zouk's Lebanese have been sold out!



Darn it!! Always wanted to try a Lebanese. LOL!

Bathin Apes

Now I understand why some girls take forever to get out of their house.... lol,its because of shampoo with 43 added vitamins and grapefruit mint conditioner! ROFL!

While we go WOO !! WOO!! all the way. HAHAHA!

HOTTEST CHICK IN TOWN

Here is too the prettiest chick I've ever met in my life.



LMAO! Man... Jeffrey... WHAT WERE U THINKING!?!

Korean Disaster

Omg... somebody go touch his body so he can stop singing pls. LLOL!

Sor Hai King

Stupidest song of the century..



LMAO!! If there is one person that got famous being sor hai, it has to be Stephen Chou. We should have more movies like these to spark up our boring life.

Talk Cock

What is good for the barang ah? They forgot the most obvious lor. This website good for the barang. =P

Don't take K

Yo wazzup peeps...

First of all, thanks for all the patience and understanding for the delays in blog post. Please do expect the worse is yet to come. *lol* So what have the world been up to when I'm busy breaking my every bone manning my new cafe eh? Gosh... you guys are fkin' lucky to have a normal 8 hours job. -_-"

Anyways, I'll really like to thank those that have actually came and visited my outlet and have shown support. You guys are like energizer battery for this F&B bunny rabbit in Pavilion. I see you, I feel supported.... I work like gila babi. lol*

So lets see...hmm... actually I had my fair share of clubbin last week. The only thing that suck is that I can never be sure when I can arrive as problems always arise out of no where and I get delayed. =/ So it is nice that I get to bumped into some of my friends in the club without me inviting. Hate to invite you guys and end up ffkin' in the end. Haiizzz... those were the days...





Christina have left to U.K for her studies... another hot babe go kwai lou land. P/S: Christina, don't notti there else I bring John go kau lui. *ngek ngek*



To John, P/S: call me this coming weekend for celebration. *lol*



Last week I've also finally been convinced to check out this club at Solaris named Goddezz. I must say, I love the set up of this mini club. And I tell you, the chicks there are like the hot plate stall in Pavilion Food Republic. *Sizzlin sial* (opps sorry, spend too much time in Pavilion)

Apparently, alot of my friends are already patronizing Goddezz.. (thank you Mr F&B for keeping me so free -_-)







Well, like I said... the harder I work ... the harder I feel oblige to party these days. Going home after a long day of work is really demoralizing for me. Don't know why. Feels like I've admitted being an uncle. *lol*

Partied so hard last week at Velvet that my bottle had a leak.



And some dude had a leak to, so he borrowed the tampon. *hahaha!*



And then my good friend Eugene stole his panties...(kiddin)



Not sure whose but I think he kept it. *lol*

Like I said, it is great to have seen you guys despite my lack of time nowadays...



At this rate, I would really have to give up the idea of having a girlfriend. Wahliu...sudah 28 but no time to pak toh. Sei lor... I think I just digged my own grave. Sayonara hot hoootchimommas...=(



And hello to busyness. Now I know why they call it 'business'. By the way, my second venture will be a Chinese restaurant opening right opposite my cafe. The restaurant will be called Emperor Q opening in December. =) Fellow yam chau kakis can come and visit me here for Happy Hour la.



To those that are not working yet at this point in time...fark man. Damn Enjoy enjoy enjoy. But don't enjoy so much ok?... especially until you have to 'take k'



Alamak Maggie, your message very funny leh. You ask me take K to enjoy or enjoy and take care?

Spa-ring

For those who haven't seen this hilarious clip. =)

HALO!! WHO ARE YOU!! WHO ARE YOU!! !? DON'T CALL PPL'S PHONE AND ASK WHO ARE YOU!? *LOL*



Come to think of it, I really need a massage.

Draw draw Coffee

A little stupid fun at my cafe..



Coffee brought to you by the whisky club. LOL!

Popped your Cherry?

Here we go again, someone did confess to me that he/she is a virgin and I couldn't help but not to believe. Well, pardon me for saying that... but I've not hear someone confessing their virginity in a very long time. During my highschool days, virginity is a hot topic... the guys will be guessing who are the virgins... the shy girls will be keepin' their secret as long as possible... and the non-virgin girls will be pretending that they are openly, just for more ooomph!



But hey, I'm 28 now and almost everyone I know is already working or in college. Not so many cherries in the farm anymore *lol*. Suddenly a virgin cherry pops out of nowhere... one big '?' appeared on my head . That is also because that person is attractive, which makes it harder for me to hold my second thought.

However, it is great to hear someone have hold it off... not for any other reason other than their own choice. Since alot of our problems comes from sexual relations, I guess there are some perks to being virgin. But I also realize that it must be quite awkward being one when everyone is almost not.

Is it still an honour being a virgin?

Is it still practical at our fast paced life in the city?

Do people still believe if you are?

How different does it makes you if you are?

I don't know. But most people hold on to their virginity for one main reason, and that is for the sanctity of their marriage with another.



I guess the biggest question is if you've waited til you're 30 and you give it to the one, what happens if he/she leaves you then?

I did some search online, and seriously... some of these comments are pretty hilarious. Some really well thought!

Are virgins more desirable?


Deadpool06-16-2003, 01:05 AM

Generally if you are a girl it doesn't matter. In fact it is a bonus to a lot of guys.

Now if you are a guy and you are a virgin thats different. Generally if you haven't lost your virginity at lets say...20 women will think something is wrong with you. Its a turn off for them. I'm saying generally, because there are some women that are totally cool with it, but I think they are the minority. Guys, if you are a virgin, its generally safer to not say anything about it.
I'm not saying being a virgin makles you better or worse but theres a stigma attached to being a virgin in American culture, and thats very unfortunate. It's the du,best cultural standard ever but thats the price you pay for living here.

Emperor_Mike06-16-2003, 01:26 AM

It doesn't matter to me, really. It would be desirable, yes, but if it's not practical then it's no big issue. Like in many things, I'm pragmatic this way. But it doesn't mean that I have no boundaries or values. Certainly if I learn that the girl I'm going out with is a trollop I'd terminate the relationship at once. The term "trollop" is open to interpretation of course, but if she's been with more guys than I can count on both hands, then I'd be wary of starting anything.



With a virgin it should be easier to establish a firm foundation for a lasting relationship because for one thing you'll have to try pretty damn hard to get into her pants if that's your ultimate goal. If she's still a virgin (and has dated before) she must have some pretty strict guidelines or strong morals (i.e. wanting to reserve it for a "special someone) so even if you're in it for the sex you will have put some effort into getting to know her better. Who knows? All that talking and time spent together could work itself into a marriage.

However, with a girl who's quite "active," dating can easily mean a one night-er because you'll know ahead of time that odds are she'll jump into the sack with you after one evening or two. After that anything can happen. But since there was no aim at "working" toward sex, a pairing this will be less development oriented and the chances of something meaningful coming out of it are reduced.

In any case for the possibility of a good long-term relationship I'd rather date a girl with strong moral fibre, equally resilient values, and steadfast integrity. Fun and casual dates leading to several sessions of mattress olympics will require a different type of candidate, naturally. ;) But life is strange and sometimes your carefree bedmate may turn out to be long-term material. Hard to say.



mr. x06-19-2003, 11:25 AM
i think its silly that a girl should feel ashamed to be a virgin, i mean its easier for a girl to get "offers" like chris rock said, "women are offered dick every day. 'can i get ya something (and some dick?) "

so a girl who holds off shows she has a strong mind


kboy7506-17-2003, 07:26 AM
no virgins.

i want a girl who KNOWS what she is doing. I don't someone who is very loose (no pun intended), but I don't wanna do any training. Let's cut to the chase and the fun...



And another post with the title...

How do u handle being a virgin past 25

Posted: 8/13/2005 3:31:02 PM
who the hell stays a virgin past 25

it,s just sex

go out and get laid.
shit if your having problems
get a hooker

just get laid dammit

how do u handle being a virgin past 25

Posted: 8/15/2005 1:21:45 AM
I think somebody already said it but I gotta say it again...BUY A HOOKER, or at the least find a really ugly girl with low standards.


Then I stumbled into this article talking about virgin school. A place where you are thought how to lose your virginity. LMAO!.



Virgin School

After seeing the photos, I suggest ... better don't lose it lah. The guy actually lost it to the granny. *pengsan*

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You know what, whether you're actually a virgin, a fake virgin or a crazy monkey banging left, right and center... its your choice and its your life lah. Sex at the end is part and partial of a successful relationship. In fact, it is part and partial of our being.



P.S: But I'm a virgin too!

Okei... I tried.. =/

To all you virgins out there... I actually have a problem being a non-virgin. Somehow the stigma is greater for me. Believe it or not..

Malaysia at War

Brace yourself guys coz Malaysia is about to go to war. It is a national call to arms starting from now as the nation is angered and furious about the claims made by other nations.



It is an unfair world, for we have been misjudge, misread, misinterpreted, and defamed all at once. Finally someone gotta make a stance, and thus we should stand together and unite in war agaisnt these bastards that claim that we are losers.

It all started when I found this article by accident today,

'Malaysia, though a small country, is the tenth largest consumer of alcohol in the world. Each year Malaysians spend over US$500million on alcohol. Whilst the per capita consumption is 7 litres, those who do drink alcohol consume heavily. Among the drinking population, the Malaysian Indians who make up about 8 per cent of the population are by far the heaviest drinkers with an annual consumption of absolute alcohol exceeding 14 litres. Beer consumption in Malaysia at 11 litres per capita is comparable to that of European countries known for their high consumption. The easy availability of alcoholic drinks in coffee shops, supermarkets, sundry shops and plantations together with aggressive advertising and promotions are driving Malaysians to drink. The average age for alcohol dependence is 22 years.'

and it is by all means a boost of ego on my part. Finally, Malaysia BOLEH!!!

Our love for this nation, this country, and its government have finally paid off..



Then as I was too happy celebrating and reading more related topics to our alco-machoism, I found this..



They are average litre of alcohol consumed per capita of all the top alcohol consuming countries in the world. This article claimed that we only drink on average 0.7 litres per capita a year.

WTF!!!! That is non sense. Our Indian drinkers themselves would on average drink three times more than 0.7 litres in a day. Not even counting my heng tai and chimuis of the Whisky Club.



So Malaysian drinkers please unite ... this means business.



And show the rest of the world what we love most and what we do best.



Not that lah Keng Way!!



ALAMAK! SOLDIER DOWN!! SOLDIER DOWN!!!



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World Most Expensive Whisky




Macallan Fine & Rare, 1926

This bottle of whisky costs USD $38,000 when it was released. It is also the oldest and most sought-after of Macallan's revolutionary Fine & Rare Collection.

Wah lao eh. This bottle cost around RM 100,000. One sip of it better bring you to heaven or make the girl love you long time; or else your bank account will last you short time -_-". One sip RM1,000 wei. *Stress* How to drink?

I think if its me, I'll be drinking with my calculator crying.

Alice in Kennyland

A few days ago I posted a pic (taken by Tim Chew) of Kenny Sia in Velvet looking at a certain something two certain something. And today, that pic is on Kennysia.com for almost half of Malaysia to see.



My dear friend Alice, now you're really bouncily famous. *sweat*

LOL Car

For some strange reason, this car is so wantable! LOL. I seriously want one. ROFL!

Coconut Man

Kenny Sia a.k.a no 1 coconut blogger in Malaysia joined my table for a while at velvet.



Sei Hamsap Coconut man... lol!