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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Jiao Jiao on fire!!

Chinese New Year is just around the corner and everyone is getting prepared for it from mowing ur lawn, putting up decoratives, inviting relatives, planning holiday and cutting your hair. Yesterday while I was cutting my hair to look more hamsem for the coming lunar new year, I read this article on FHM that I find pretty hilarious, so I thought I should put it up.. of coz with my own little twist.

It is titled 'Bird Man'

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A little girl was walking along a beach when she came across a man with no clothes on and just a newspaper covering his naughty bits.

The little girl said, " What do you have under that newspaper, Mister?"

The man said, "Nothing, it's just a bird, now go away!" The man thought nothing of her and quickly fell asleep.

Hours later, the man woke up in a hospital bed in excruciating pain.

"Wah lan eh, Where the hell am I?"

A doctor replied, "Someone called 999 and said you needed emergency help, so we rushed you right over."

"Well, what the hell happen to me?"

"We don't know, bro. Do you remember anything unusual happening to you today?"

The man said, "Well, there was a little girl bugging me just before I fell asleep."

The doctor sent someone to the beach to see if the little girl was there, and she was. The person said, "Do you know what happened to that nice man you saw here earlier?"

"Well," the girl said. "I started to play with that nice little bird that he had and the damn thing spit on me. So, I wrung its neck, broke its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"

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Ouch....imagine your Jiao Jiao on fire! Wahliao!!



The moral of the story is, don't let inexperience girls touch ur little bird. =P

Monday, January 28, 2008

Sabrina the not so teenage witch

Another great weekend has passed, with many many sexy great memories.

3 Musketeerettes?

Just few days ago, someone called me to offer me a party deal with full complementary invites to free drinks and party all night long... the results of that is still confidential..

Joanne Yap

But hey.... to that someone... please call me back coz I forgot to save your phone number -_-" *kekeke*

The bday girl on the right

This weekend too my 'girlfriend' whom I see 99% on MSN and 1% when a blue moon comes out, actually DID CAME OUT wei~ hur hur hur. For those that don't know her... she is more well known as the new POPEYE of 2008

June n me

Sabrina just celebrated her birthday too on Saturday night... the once upon a time party queen have appeared again after she was MIA for a very long time..

Sab drunk?

So how could I miss out the chance to wish her ..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SABRINA!!!

Happy birthday!

We all hate it when the party has to end =(

Pei dou hai~

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Things Gone Wrong

Ride Gone Wrong

Three days ago I went to my company's group meeting in Singapore. While we are at Clarke Quay , three of my macho colleagues decided to impress our female colleagues by taking up the challenge and seating the famous 'Reverse Bungee' over there.

Before the ride = three very brave macho man...

Very confident riders

During the ride = all girls screamin' and cheering

woah!!!

After the ride = HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

LOL... pengsan

Game Gone Wrong


Scrabble used to be a good game to test out one's vocabulary. But never play this game with extensive amount of alcohol else...

Foul Scrabble

LOL!

Poker or Poke Her?

I recently bought the latest FHM in Singapore and found that there is a free pack of playing cards. With Chinese New Year around the corner.... this card will come 'handy'... but I think everyone will be playing a different kind of poker.

Player One : Hey I win, I got Ace Pair
Player Two : Wat you talking? My 4 BIGGER!

4 is nice~

Next Game...

Player One: Hey, this time I win la... two pairs!
Player Two: Lol...I got three pairs! *kekekek*

Threesome =P~~

Getting straight will be very easy.... if you get what i mean..

Ohhh la la!

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Gigadee!!!

Been addicted to family guy so bad....Gigadee!! gigadee!! Gigadee Gooo!! ALRITTTTTTTE!~ *LOL*

Monday, January 21, 2008

My Corporate Video - First Cut

Finally the first draft of the corporate video project I was handling is out,



it is still pending completion, this is only my edit... so bare with it ya! *ekkek*

Thank you so much Alexandra, Rachel, Christina and Linda for helping out to make this video a great success =)

Especially to Alternative Advertising staffs for the job well done.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Past, Present, Future?

Past

Little Victor

Present ...

buddies forever

*kekekek* Damn... we are on the way to uncleship.


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Congratulations to my newly wed bro Christopher and Samantha. May your lifes together filled with endless joy.

Chris n Samantha

You have found yours bro, time for us to find ours..

Future?

Sonia, Natalia n Jean

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Sarah's Song

This is for those of you that got their heart torn out into gazillion pieces. A song sang by Sarah Geronimo from the Philiphines. Yeah...I'm having some Philipino fever lately. *ekkeke*



How could you make me hurt so bad~~~

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Lewat Ku Haram

After much drooling over the picture in privacy procrastination, the party entry is here. It seems like everyone have been uplifted by the spirit of 2008 and the party have heightened till my back aches.

Dancing divas

My sister is back from Australia for the next two months and I think she is going vickyvacko already. Yes No?

Sis gone psycho

Suddenly all the hot hoochimommas are coming out ...I think the party gotten so bad on the past public holiday that we turned Awal MuHarram to Lewat KuHaram. -_-"

First there is one...okei~~ can handle

Me n Esther

Then there is 5... still managaeble..

The babes of the night

Then suddenly ...TOO MANY....IT'S RAINING CHICKS...HALELUJAH..!!~~

Too many!!

Not to mention that Leen and Karen from Singapore too was down in K'L city to party before they are off to Bangkok the next day..

Sexy Singaporean lol~

Why does all my exs gets more chunted when I leave them ah? Is that like some curse or what... -_-" Or it may be a good thing... hmmm. (If you sexy girls out there wanna get sexiers... be with me!!! Sexiness guaranteed! after we seperate -_-") *lol

Btw... on a more serious note.. who are these two hot chicks??? Someone tell me please!! Its an emergency...

Holy Cow....wats their name>?

Best Pic of the Week

Me n Leen

I love this pic so much, *sniff*... Leen... can we be together again?! *Lol*

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

A Star is Born

Talk about talent, I should say no one has more rising talent than this girl from Philiphines named Charice Pempengco...

Charice Pempengco

She sing better than Beyonce,



dance better than Usher...alamak.. here talent seems endless and her future definitely a bright one.

She awed the audinces in Korea in this Super Junior Show (a star search show I think),





She then appeared in the Ellen Degeneres Show not long after..



This girl started singing at the tender age of 4. I can't even remember what I was doing when I was 4. Maybe I was busy tearing off my sister's Barbies with my Transformers toys. Wah liu... love her singing and her performance.

Here is one of her earliest video at the age of 9.



After seeing all the possibilities of this girl, if i ever get married and have kids... I'm going to send my son to singing and dancing classes and my daughter to some martial arts class.

Why ah? So my daughter can protect herself and my son can kow all the leng lui in karaoke lah!! *kekekek*

I also wanna practice singing liao *holds soap in bath tub* LISSSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN~~~~

Saturday, January 12, 2008

I want it that way~

Who would have thought that a good friend of mine, Eugene would make it to stardom. Not in a billion years I tell you, but hey!! He did!!

And not just any stardom, he made it to Hollywood. Omg.. can you believe it? I still having a bit of trouble grasping this reality but I must say good job Eugene. Your da man.

And if any of you wondering how big is this achievement.

Its big!!


My friend right here has replace Nick Carter of Backstreet Boys.

New member of Backstreet boys

I think it is his outstanding posing ability that got him so far. He definitely fits right in *lol*

I know you do Eugene

Yes I know you do Eugene... *ekkekek*

Friday, January 11, 2008

1980 Boy

About a month ago, I found this article written by somebody which is my age (born in 1980) and it really brought back hell lots of memories of the boy that I once was.

Little Victor

It was such a long time ago, and we would have never thought that today would be like this. If you are born around my time and is born in Malaysia... you'd most probably went through the below.

We grew up watching Transformers, Thundercats, Woody Woodpecker, Chipmunks, Mickey Mouse, Jem, Mask, Ninja Turtles, Voltron, Baja Hitam, Ultraman n not forgettin POWER RANGERS n BUGS BUNNY!!!

Hey... what happened to my favourite ..Voltron!!

VOLTRON DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE!




had to brush our teeths during recess at primary school?
had to hold plastic cups, line up with your classmates side by side and start brushing our teeths at some open area... or maybe near some drain??

I think the travel toothbrushes got their idea from us... for we were the first batch of people that goes and brush our teeth anywhere for all to see. *lol* Lets all us 80's boys n girls gather by the drain and do that when we are 30. *ekkeke*


Brush your teeth anywhere

not to forget our 'program minum susu' in primary school.. everybody is suppose to buy like cartons of milk that costed 30 cents each.. and you would see everyone drinking it everyday...its d UHT milk...

Susu anyone?

Program minum susu...*kekekek* Sounds fking hilarious now ... I still want more 'Program Minum Susu' can?? This is the new program minum susu.. heheh

New Program Minum Susu

the teachers who would want to punish us must use yellow rulers to hit us on our palms?? 1 metre length..

that a bowl of mihun soup or some soup only costed 50 cents at the school canteen...

Now cost how much? Can anyone tell?? Or do they have McDs in the school now?? I used to bring 1 dollar to school and I have plenty to spare.

went to some sundry shop near the school or to the 'roti' man waiting outside our schools so that we can buy junk food like chickedees, mamee, ding dang with some toys in it, 'Ti Kam',ice-cream and we would play games like monopoly, uno, old maid, and all other card games like that...

Yeaa... remember the car playing cards or the air plane playing cards? We use to go, HEY!! My Airplane more keng chao!! Piiiu piiiuu!! *takes the cards away from crying opponent*

Main Guli (Playing marbles) also was one of my expertise. Now I think girls are better at it =P

Main Guli

another fun time would be during Pendidikan Jasmani. the boys would play football while the girls would play netball... and it would be like we were playing in the world cup...

I miss 'Choppin', a game where we toss the tennis ball in the air and who ever gets it get to throw it really hard on anyone. I was champion of this game but once got hit so hard on the head nearly 'pengsan' (faint)

but of course. the best would be main guli, batu seremban, bottlecaps, ice- cream sticks, 'Pepsi Cola one-two- three', Cops and Robbers, main aci duduk,getah... and for the not so active, those kind of 'book games' where we would use buku latihan to draw and ask our friends to play... and also dot (titik) where its like conquering the other party's dots?

We also use to catch fighting spiders during recess times, and you're always looked up upon if you got the king spider in the school.

fighting spiders

I held the title for about 2 weeks til some kid brought some brown spider and bid my king spider's arm off -_-"


do you remember the popsicles (ice- cream tubes) which are actually ice and colouring that are sold for 10 to 20 cents.. the colourful ones.. where you usually bite off the top to glup it down.

Yea man, now kids only eats Buskin Robbins and Haagen Daz

what about days when we felt like doing naughty things such as folding papers so small to make 'lastik' amd shoot each other... how about throwing chalks??

Lol.. yeah it was irrating and painful when you get hit by one ...

back then, micheal jackson was just turning white.. and still had albums coming out.. compared to CD's, we were listening to casette tapes that sold for RM9.90...

My favourites during that time were Ace of Base, Debbie Gibson and Jive Bunny (that is where all my mambo spirit came from)

in computer class, we were still using black and white computer moniters.. played 'Atari'... maybe SEGA or NINTENDO...

Yea.. had an Atari and shooting some octopus with my tiny space ship seems like the most happening thing to do that time.

well, are we all getting older or what?

1) if you understand what you have read and you are smiling...

Nope.. I'm crying leh. I'm uncle liao

2) we have friends from school that are already married...

Yeah.. so happens I'm attending one wedding dinner tomorrow too.

3) we shake our heads everytime we see high school students fussing about their handphones in school..

Kid One: Hey, check out my Nokia N92
Kid Two: Hehhehe, your one suk la... my one limited edition Ericsson. model *some number*

(I'm embarrassed to show my phone around kids nowadays)

4) we don't hang on phone with our friends for hours a day talking about nothing...

Yes we do...long long time ago. Plus now got family plan mah. lol

5) when we meet back with our friends from time to time, we feel excited and happy talking about old times, the funny 'adventures' or stories that we experienced as a kid..

Yeah... I remember I once like this one girl alot but each time I see her I run like Michael Johnson. Now girls run away from me. *kekeke* REVENGE IS MINE!!

6) last but not least, that when you read this, you would think of all the happy & sad memories that you have experienced when you were still a kid and would think of forwarding this to your old friends that you have known since forever... i'm sure they would have a huge smile on their face after reading this.....

we're all getting old ;P

Yeah man... tell me about it -__-"

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Can you feel it?

i would like to dedicate this song to a special someone out there. All my emotions and my thoughts are expressed so well in this song and video. I'll give my all for your love tonight!~~~~



Eh???!


Oppps.... wrong video!! I mean this one express better.... serious. No joke darling~



Baby can you feel me ?!?!?! *kekekek*

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Bye bye Popeye

Newsflash!!! newsflash!!

Do you remember your Popeye!? Yes, the macho Sailorman. Popeye have pronouce that he is going to retire as of today...

Popeye the sailor man Pooot poot!!

that is because he has met June Lee

Pheeweet!

Yes... this sexy June has made Popeye resign...

sexy june

and not because of any scandolous thing you might be thinking about ...

coz June is the new Popeye!!

June, The new popeye

LMAO!!!

Sad popeye

From One Chick Year to Another

Everything seems to pass by so quickly this last few weeks since I touched down from China. Took a glimpse and it was Christmas,

the christmas cheron

took another glimpse and its already 2008. Wow. Could hardly catch my breath and sorry couldn't blog about it as I was waiting for my camera to come back from the hospital =). I'm sure you guys don't want me to draw another girl out with paint *kekekek*

It is very hard to draw something that looks like this ok? Gimme a break =/ (dare anyone to draw a sexy looking chick with paint better than me... i'll post it up if you send it to me)

Ting lih working her stuff

Anyways, with all the festive season lined up one after another (soon CNY... prepare ang pao pls.. sudah pok kai!), I didn't really plan any party. Supposedly, I was thinking about a party to celebrate my blog's first year but apparently luckily I did not. Else sure instead of only camera go hospital... I would have to also for too much bird watching partying. -_-"

Anyone needs a kuku salon?

Last few days, I was escorting 3 hootchimommas from the land of the 'Chow Kueh tiao' (Penang) around town. So for the last 3 days...we were club hopping, house partyin',... we they were shopping and trying to turn KL town around.

Apparently, I do think that they think that I'm some kind of tour guide for KL nightlife. Well, who am I to complain =P Nothing beats getting a bunch of fresh out of town girls drunk meeting up with friends out of town and showing them a good time =P

Rachel Penang

Just few hours ago, I receive a msg that two other girls from Singapore going to come down and may wanna party this Wednesday night *sound the PARTY-KAKIs alarm pls.*

It has been a great year 2007, and to kick start a new year like dat... gosh... what am I suppose to expect this year. 0_0 Soon i'll need a pimped up party cum tour bus.

Me n Esther

Our tag line will be, "We will get you there"

From Sweet and Sober

Penang friends

To Drunk and Dancing. It's our promise *wink*

drunk n dancing

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Note to self (before I forget)

Learned a very important Hokkien sentence from the 3 girls from Penang.

'Lu Ki Meh Kun Ka Wa' = You, sleep with me tonight.

Very useful in case I meet a hokkien speaking chick =P *ekkeke* Eh... this is my note to myself.. why u reading readin all?