Prefer young ~25 to 30+ years old
Experienced in starbucks/coffee bean/donut/ice cream dessert parlour kind of concept.
Prefer young ~20 to below 30 years old
No experience required.
Prefer some experience in cashiering job
No experience required.
Posted by Victor Tan at 11:03 PM 1 shots of whisky
Labels: Great stuffs
Finally, the long awaited Ministry of Sound is in town. Okei, not exactly Ministry of Sound but Euphoria by MOS. The past few days they were opening up for medias to come in and yesterday I got the chance to take a sneak into Euphoria by MOS. With the MOS name attached this newly launched club; there is alot to be expected. MOS since its establishment in 1991 in London, have been the House of House Music for clubbers worldwide. To be honest, I was kanchiong spider to see what is inside.
When I reached, I was greeted by security and I had to pass through a metal detector.
For a moment, I thought I was in the airport liao. But nevertheless that was cool lah. Ini macam baru class mah!
Then I went in and I was told that I can't smoke. 0_0 WHAT!!?! *shake head in disbelief*. It was as though I was in the twilight zone for the moment when I heard that. Did I just pass through that metal detector and reach Singapore ah? Whatever excitement that I had was 50% gone by the time I entered the Mainroom. -_-"
But honestly, this place is neat. It has all the makings of a 1st class club. Awesome sound system, awesome design,
big-ass dancefloor, awesome disco lightings,
multi-levels,
multi-rooms, and of course... skirt peeping glass bridge.
That is very important. *lol*
Ok I was fine for a bit until I found out a few other rules. No re-entry, all must pay cover, no free drinks on cover charge and no entry by purchase of bottle. WTF? Three quarter of my friends are not in yet, I told them to buy bottle to get in, I can't get out to assist them in, and they all have to pay cover regardless wether we open bottle or not. Wahliao... that moment on.. my party mood turned from *yay MOS is here!* to *what club is this? so PLP one?* (oh btw.. PLP means Pah lan Pai.. or in layman terms why so action babylotion)
But nevermind, after everything was settled and all my friends stop grumbling and are ready to drink, we ordered. Then this ...
Holy crap. Oh, and btw... there is only Chivas. Which I don't like. So it looks like the night is not going to get any better for me.
We hang around for a bit, while each one of us takes turn to go up the (one and only) stairs to the DSA. Designated Smoking Area.
Remember when I said I thought I was in the airport? Yea... the smoking area really made me feel like I really am.
A message to Euphoria MOS,
I was seriously expecting a crazy awesome night yesterday.
M0S = MINISTRY OF SOUND. not MOH = MINISTRY OF HEALTH
Apa lah MOS! First and foremost, kudos for the grand design and kick ass soundsystem. But other than that, I think Malaysia is not ready for this kind of PLP concept yet. From what I understand is if you are going to open something this big... you got to cater to the masses (thats why you got big ass dancefloor in the first place right?) . Your target market should be the young ravers and working classes... very well... but at RM480 per bottle, err... who is going to get drunk and party MOS style? Not a handful. I know several places charges this price, but for house music? And places that charge these prices are normally small (easier to look full) and exclusive like Zeta Bar, Sky bar and Pulse. Plus they are targeting upper executives and royalties. I don't remember the last time I see a Dato' shuffling to house music.
Plus you take away our drinking companion, uncle nicotine... when half your target market smokes. I don't think we are ready for the smoke free thing yet lah.
This is what you'll get. Alot of people walking around to smoking area, alot of them standing listening to the music, alot of friends outside unwilling to pay cover charge, alot of sober people wandering if this is a museum or a club (with so much unfilled space).
I don't know, just kinda dissapointing to see such a nice club go to waste. It seems like the whole marketing plan is aimed for us to party healthily. Err... my opinion. We no Singaporean, and we know how to party. No restrictions can?
P/s: oh yah.. btw.. the other rooms quite pathetic leh. Where is the hardcore R&B!?
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I went to Cocobanana after we decided to scram from MOS. Finally the party started. Thank you Kuku-Banana!!
And they are so kind to save our money too.
I don't think I'll be going MOS MOH anytime soon. Maybe for a check up if I have any health problem. =P
Posted by Victor Tan at 7:24 PM 6 shots of whisky
Labels: Shiny Disco Balls, Tragedy and Irony
A few days ago I posted a pic (taken by Tim Chew) of Kenny Sia in Velvet looking at a certain something two certain something. And today, that pic is on Kennysia.com for almost half of Malaysia to see.
My dear friend Alice, now you're really bouncily famous. *sweat*
Posted by Victor Tan at 7:36 PM 2 shots of whisky
Labels: LMAOs, Personas, Tragedy and Irony
Hi, I’m Miss (Victor’s butt) lover, Ashley. (Is there such word as ‘obsess-er’ coz ‘lover’ is just too weak a word to describe how lovely it is.) He’s gonna scold me with some vulgar words again. Basket! Lol.
Honored to be invited to write in this hamsap prestigious blog. Was wondering what topic to write but suddenly i remembered this particular topic i was discussing with my sister the other day. For guys out there, you can take this as a little advice and as for girls, finally someone says it out for you huh?! high five! *smack*
I was reading an article in Cleo magazine (not the latest issue) the other day. The writer claimed that, women’s confidence towards their appearance deteriorates as they age while men on the other hand... increases like TREMENDOUSLY. Okay okay I was being a bit exaggerating here. But seriously, sometimes I think the over confidence part a bit OVER lah.
We can see how men evolve, from the age where they tried to ‘make it’ in their self shot pictures (try to get the most cunning/stunning angled shots) trying to look like the famous taiwanese band F4.
to the age they try to take pictures from the angle that shows the only bunch of hair left on their shiny head.
No matter what, they have this amazingly admirable confidence that they look gorgeous someway somehow, which we of the other species are really lack of. It is said that most men still feel that they look HOT even when they hit their 50s. This is so true if you’re George Clooney or Andy Lau. *slurp*
Andy Lau
George Clooney
okei... this might not be his best pic.
But come on lah... facts are facts. Not all of you are George Clooney or Andy Lau ok? And the over confidence part making you look more like George Clowney and Andy Lau Ah Pek. *lol*
Maybe some may find it appalling at times especially when they started to brag on the things they have or how good their facial-bones/ abs/ muscles/ teeth looks (while staring at the mirror themselves}, but hey maybe this could be appealing to some? Who am I to judge?
But as for me, over-confidence is definitely a turn off. If I hang out with a guy and he starts to talk about how great he looks (even if he does), his brownie points will automatically lower like half the amount left. I don’t know about you but I still believe in the power of being humble. It is good that a person is confident with himself as no confidence looks just as bad as too much. It’s just a matter of not over doing it. So are you Mr-I’m-Oh-so-hot? I surely hope you’re not.
Posted by Ashley Kutcher at 10:20 PM 4 shots of whisky
Some mute girl by the nick of Magibon got famous for doing nothing on youtube charting average 1 mil hits per video. Check out this video. Beware of subliminal messages.
Wait a minute... I think she is trying to tell us something. . .
She... is.. (concentrate kow kow!!)
err...very...
very... errr...cute?!? ... (nope)
She is (concentrate kow kow!!...*fart*)
....err...kidnappeD!!?! ... (nope... too happy to be kidnapped)
ARGGGGGGGGGHHH!!! Ok..ok ok ok. I give up!!!
I think she is just abit stupid. *kekeke*
But I'm the one watching the video... so I more stupid. -_-"
Now you're stupid too. *LOL*
Get more stupid here, here and here
...........................................
Everyone is clueless as to what she is actually doing...
But here is a theory. *lol*
Posted by Victor Tan at 6:20 PM 1 shots of whisky
For some strange reason, this car is so wantable! LOL. I seriously want one. ROFL!
Posted by Victor Tan at 11:14 PM 1 shots of whisky
Kenny Sia a.k.a no 1 coconut blogger in Malaysia joined my table for a while at velvet.
Sei Hamsap Coconut man... lol!
Posted by Victor Tan at 11:14 AM 0 shots of whisky
Labels: LMAOs, Personas, Shiny Disco Balls
Yesterday a friend of mine shared his views on why he rather remain single after he has been out of an 8-years relationship. Just another one of those conversations with regards to the 'biggest problem and also meaning in life' - the thing we call 'LOVE'.
The one true thing that most of us seek to find, or at least want to feel some at some point in time or another.
What he said was "It is hard to get back the same feelings as it was before". And true to that, it might never be like it was before. What to do, heart already pecah into gazillion pieces... take time one mah.
Well, sometimes taking time is not that bad after all... it just means that we are taking a break... and in time, some of us may realize that we have enough breaktime... and some still busy wandering and taking our time getting out of love.
To those that have put in the key in the ignition and wants to start the journey once again... I know how it feels. It feels like you don't know where to go, and maybe you don't even know why you're doing this again. Well maybe it is because of this.
"Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy.
Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude;
It is not self-seeking, nor easily angered.
It keeps no record of wrongdoing.
It does not delight in evil,
But rejoices in the truth.
It always protects, trusts, hopes, and preserves.
There is nothing love cannot face;
There is no limit to its faith, hope, and endurance.
In a word, there are three things that last forever:
Faith, hope, and love;
But the greatest of them all is love."
Seem like a hell lot to swallow. Seems like you can't coz it doesn't sound that simple and you know what happened the last time right? In your mind it says... 'yeah right!... wtf they left out the last sentence which is...'
But the most painful of them all is also love.
LOL. Its ironic. Something so great can be so destructive. But I think the question is 'is love so bad?' or 'are we just too weak' to take it in as a whole, with its good and with its bad.
Can we compromise with one another?
Do you want to understand?
Are you ready not to understand but just accept our differences?
Are we in denial still?
Are you ready?
If fail just say this loh..
For those that are getting married... are you ready to take this path together no matter the outcome?
Maybe grow old together?
Or you want to stay in misery?
Well I should say chill la brother and sister. We might have lost our pride, our hope, our faith .. but one thing we still have is choices. And choices are fun.
Well, just make sure you make them and don't regret.
So what you waiting for? Banyak banyak ikan bilis in the ocean leh. Lets go fishin =)
But make sure you know what you put as bait lah. I have no idea that one. Go figure -_-"
Posted by Victor Tan at 2:59 PM 0 shots of whisky
Labels: LMAOs, Question marks, Tragedy and Irony, What I think...
Another year have gone by now since my last bird-day and what else la... this is the only day in the year where I can (and I have the authority...ngek ngek) to force kindly ask everyone to come out to celebrate in the name of me and celebrate the day that I was born.
Friday a few of us went to Bar Club, which was kinda impromptu. Didn't really want to club on Friday as I know I'm going to get drunk on Saturday. But we went anyways, and my initial intention was just to take it slow.
Instead of just warming up for the night to come, I ended up roasted drunk -_-". And I knew I'd be doomed tomorrow.
The Big Day
Most people would reserve the title, the 'Big Day' for their wedding day. But since that looks like it ain't going to happen anytime soon.... this is as close as it gets to the 'Big Day' for me.
The only difference between that 'Big Day' and this one... is errr.... I get more than just one kiss. *lol*
One from Alison..
One from Pui Yee..
One from Jamie..
One from Vanessa..
Thank you everyone that have came for my birthday dinner and party yesterday and celebrated me getting one year older.
Somebody (I forgot who) kept saying that the 'night is still young' but in my mind I kept thinking, yes the night might be but I'm going to be old already when the night is over.
Nevertheless, this old man remained determined that if I'm gonna go down tonight... I'm bringing someone with me..
But the problem is... there were too many distractions..
And... too many unfair strategies being used on me..
But to be able to celebrate it with so many friends around is worth it. Can't even begin to say how touched I'm when one by one everyone started to show up.
A little silly 'dungu' like me also got so many people turning up just to say 'Happy Birthday' to me makes me feel blessed lah! ok?. But I know lah... some just turn up for the 'hootchimommmas'. -_-"
Almost everyone came. Those that couldn't make it.. 'eh... where are you lah?'.
Those that did, I hope you enjoy the night as much as me. Coz I was totally drunk. Coz why? Everyone started buying bottles for me. 2 from Alice,
1 from Hamsap Kwai Lou, 3 from Berry... and seriously I lost count.
It just goes to show that everyone thinks I'm a drunkard and only love to drink. Wahliao! I love alot of things okei!.... like ... errr... =/ ... fine!
I got so drunk until I did some stupid kungfu stunt on the way to third round.... and lost my handphone. -_-" What a party spoiler.
Today is my birthday, and I can't even call anyone out. Apa la ni.
So please kawan kawan sekalian, please send me a text or email with your name and phone number ok?
The Pressies
Although I'm already an uncle, but I think it is always exciting to have birthdays and someone somewhere will suddenly come to you with a gift. Last year's birthday I thought I got the iPhone... but ... i got the bPhone instead.
B for beng.
This year, I know for sure that if I get a funny gift... it can't beat that. Christina, Alexandra and Rachel who always calls me by the nick 'Woot woot' came to the party with a black paper bag. I was thrilled until I opened it... guess what is it?
It also starts with B.
B for Bone. Alaamak, year by year the gifts are getting weirder...
I got a bone. Eerr what am I suppose to do with a bone ah? I think left right center up side down from yesterday til today.... also I still can't figure out.
I'm not a dog leh. Woot woot is not woof woof. -_-" Obviously I'm not going to chew it. Not in a million years....
Actually I'm pretty upset now becoz of my phone...
What the heck.
... grrr! Puiii!! puiii!!!! Ok that didn't work. LOL!
Once again, thank you everyone for coming. How nice if everyday my birtyday can?
Posted by Victor Tan at 2:58 PM 1 shots of whisky
Labels: Memories, Newsflash, Personas, Shiny Disco Balls
[1.06.08] At Pavilion carpark taking a smoke with Miss Confletely
Ms Confletely: A guy should accept a girl as a wHOLE!
Me: HAHAHAHAH!!! Damn Right wei!
[6.06.08] At KFC with Jason, my beverage manager
Jason:How do you say chicken breast in Malay ah?
Me: Err... what already ah?
Jason: Isit Ayam tetek?
Me: AHHAHAHAHHA!!!
[6.06.08] Interviewing Jack on the phone
Me: By the way, Jack.. what position you're applying for?
Jack: Assistant manager lor. Can ah?
Me: Sure... *just realized something* (Jack ass. Manager) *laugh* oops!
Jack: hehe... ?!?!?
[6.06.08] Talking to a hot chick, Shanel in the club
Shanel: Hey, you're my brother mah
Me: What?! No no no no no.... Eh, you cannot just destroy all my hopes like that you know. A least you leave some hope for me la...
Shanel: *lol* Ok.. ok.. Darling!!!
Me: *woohooo* Can we kiss now?
Shanel: -_-"
[17.05.08] Calling the wrong Maggie
Me: Hi.. er *omg i think I call wrong person* is this Maggie ?
Maggie: Yes..
Me: *hailat what to say?* you know me right?
Maggie: yess.. you're Victor la!
Me: *who is this who is this??!* errm.. we met in Velvet ya?
Maggie: yalor.. we met last Wednesday mah
Me: Oh ... just double checking.. so tonight Velvet ok?
Maggie: Don't kno... see how la. Will call ok?
Me: *phew* ok! (now where is the number to the Maggie I wanted to call... *checks phone*
[29.04.08] In velvet with Sylvia
Me: Hey, that guy is your bf isit?
Sylvia: No lah, he is just chasing me..
Me: *doubtful* Eh, ask him to run faster k
Sylvia: why?
Me: coz I see him here with you so much still cannot get you. And one more thing... I'm a very fast runner k. *wink*
[21.03.08] SMsing Allan
Me: Eh, come earlier to Barclub tonight lah. You're always late. Not nice if I occupy the table first
Allan: Dun worry, just find Hisham
Me: I know the manager lah. Although not as V.I.P as you but I'm V.I.C mah
Allan: I don't get it. Your name?
Me: V.I.C = Very Important Clubber. *ekkekek*
[2.02.08] Talking to drunk friend on Msn
Friend:never get committed with a chick
Me: Y?
Friend: no point
Me: got two points wat..*hehe*
[5.11.07] In a Thai Bar, stuck in a pretty nasty situation
Thai Girl: Wai yuu tance wif tha ger? Yuu no liee me?
Me: Liee liee?
Thai Girl: *pulls me back*
Me: but but... I want to dance with her
Thai Girl: Cum we go hodeel.. tree dousand baht yuu gimmee.. I follow yuu hodeel
Me: I liee her! I liee her!
[22.9.07] On the phone trying to get my celebrity friend to come for a photoshoot (not paid)
Me:Hey, are you free on Sunday? My friend is having a photoshoot and I thought you should come.
Celebrity: How much they paying?
Me: Err..they are not. It is just a photoshoot amongst friends but will be used on board advertisement
Celebrity: Erm, Victor.. you know I get paid like RM12,000 for my last shoot and next month I'll be in all the starbucks in Malaysia. Not to mention I was in HerWorld ..page 56, ya da ya da
Me: *snore* Nevermind la... it's ok
[29.8.07] In velvet talkin to a sexy girl
Girl: so what do you do?
Me: Very hard to explain, but I'm a market analyst la...by day and by night *kekek*
Girl: Oh..sounds very technical. Is it a hard job?
Me: *kekek* Yea man...its hard...It's damn HARD
[3.6.07] After dinner, in car with Zosey
Me:So you know how to come here next time?
Zosey: *shakes head* I'm Snoopy's sister.
Me: huh? Snoopy's sister?
Zosey: Yeap...Snoopy's sister...stoopi'd mah!
Me: *speechless* *akkakaka*
[5.7.07] In the car after movies with Alexandra
Me:Sigh, dunno when I'm going to see Transformers -_-. Some more next week I'm going S'pore
Alexandra: Dun worry la, they will stay here at least 3 weeks
Me: (cheeky mode) Which hotel?
Alexandra: huh?
Me: *lol* You say they stayin here mah? I wanna visit them. =P
[11.6.07] At the mamak with friends talkin bout squirtin' girls
Danny:Eh...Victor, tell la...who squirt?
Me: Cannot leh...but you know her one..
Danny: Yea la, but gimme clue...first letter...who who?
Me: Sorry man...you gotta find out urself.
Danny: *thinks really hard and looked really horny*
(half an hour later)Danny: sqquiirt squirt...piuuu piuuuu!! wah shioook...tell la Victor!!
Everyone: KAkakaAKAKa!! u still thinkin bout it!! *kkekekek*
[3.6.07] On the phone with Joanne Wong
Joanne:Hie...
Me: Hey, will you marry me?
Joanne: huh? Is that how you ask everyone?
Me: Nooo.. I rolled 2. I mean out of the six cups, if I roll two I gotta drink. So I told everyone I would ask you to marry me if I hit two
Joanne: *speechless*
[25.5.07] On MSN with "Leen"
Leen:Why never go out? I thought got guest dj and alot of chickatiu
Me: *LOL* What the hell is chickatiu?
Leen: I don't know how you spell it...
Me: *Deng!* Chickadee isit? *LOL* Chickatiu..(Singaporeans -_-")
[12.3.07] On MSN with "Baby"
Me:Get a cam so I can see you
Baby: Dowan...I'm in my workin shirt
Me: That is okei wat! (Thinks for a sec)
Me: *Deng!* Only???
Baby: Yeap!
Me: *Jump in to car and drives off at 2000kph
[24.2.07] In Velvet SNL with MsPetite
MsPetite: I want her boobs, I'm a girl but I can't help but stare at her boobies
Me: *Lol* Eh, she is my friend's wife wei. Now you make me look!! -_-
MsPetite: I want! I want!
Me: *Deng!* Ok...I try to help you later make big =P
[12.2.07] In Red Bar with MsPetite
MsPetite: I need my partner to make me cum else I'll be very angry
Me: *Lol* Don't tell me you're so sexed up? I didn't know wei
MsPetite: Yes, I'm. *sexy smile*
Me: *Deng!* I think I'm in love *LMAO*
[10.2.07] On the way to zouk having conversation about 'Friendster'
Pei Ying: He deleted my photos when we break up and den change his status to single! Grr
Me: Lol..Ok. What is the big deal la...it is jus friendster wei. You girls and friendster. Sigh.
Pei Ying: I don't care! I think 30 year old man should be banned from using friendster!! They are too old for that! So CHILDISH! Grrrr
Me: *Deng!* (better shut up right about now)
[5.2.07] Lying on my bed and shouted to my maid
ME: KAk! Ambil 100 plus dan air! (bring me 100plus and water)
Maid: Ok OK!
(Appeared with water and a pack of handyplus) -_-
[5.2.07] Ovid'i'a called me at 1.30 am
Ovidia: Hey! I can't sleep!
Me: *DenG!* (Yay, gonna get lucky!)How come?
Ovidia: I went checkin on your blog and YOU SPELLED MY NAME WRONGLY AGAIN!
ME: Huh?! Where got? How issit spelled (omg! and I thought I got it right finally!)
Ovidia: Its OVIDIA!
Me: oppps! =P
[31.1.07] At the bar counter in New Asia Bar, S'pore takin a smoke after dinner at Equinox.
Ovidea: Darn it, its so cold. My nipples are hard.
Me: *DenG!* Okei.. you know that is going to be in my head for the rest of the night. Damn you! *Lol
[31.1.07] Seth called me on the phone while I was in S'pore.
Seth: Wei brother, tonight how? You going mambo ar?
Me: *grins* Yeap, I'm
Seth: Ooo.. cool cool. So what time you going? Meet you there at 11 same time?
Me: *Burst out laughing* Cannot meet you la, I going Mambo, but Mambo S'pore. *Lol*
Seth: DIU!!
[31.1.07] Dancing with a Singaporean gal at Mambo, Zouk Singapore
Me: (Went and talk to the guy next to her) Err.. is that your girlfriend?
Him: Yeap.
(Somehow still ended up dancin)
Me: That is your boyfriend ar?
S'porean chick: *smiles* NO LA!
Me: *DenG!*