The Last Day

Suddenly, it is already the last day of the year. As some of you might be looking forward to the party at night (I should be too still no plans...any chick wanna take me out? .. promise I be good boy =P), I've been spending the last few days reminiscing what has happened this year... 2007 is a remarkable year, it is kinda special to me for alot of crazy stuff had happened.

It is also the year this blog was born.. my very first time marking down what I think, what has happened...every single memory penned typed down as best as I could, shared across the world.



For those that has been reading this blog on a regular basis, I know you guys must love me alot (yeah rite... I know you're here for the hootchi momma photos),



thank you all for the support and friendship. If you've appeared or being mentioned here before in a way that may have dismayed you, I'm sorry so sorry for you. *ekkekeke* All just for a few laughter alrite? No offendo..

It seems like this 2008 is going to be a brand new year after all. Not only is the year ending but many things has 'ended' on me out of a sudden.. like I have to get a new phone coz some china-mui had to steal it -_-". I have to get my watch fixed coz it just suddenly stopped -_-". And last week I just dropped my camera so now its spoiled. I guess its it all points to a fresh start =/



or God just want me to be broke for the coming year. (grr) what a HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ME lah~ now everything will appear new and ready for another sotplak (crazy) year.

As for resolution, man... I relli don't know. Let me see..

1. I hope my upside-down life will take on some new perspective hopefully =P.
2. If possible, try and explore new things to do and erm... travel more places.
3. Make more money ... have to liao, to support my ever growing belly.
4. Get more girl phone numbers... ya, I lost like 3000 contacts liao. (pls email me urs if u're a chick)
5. Don't drink so much...and remember girls people's name more



6. Hope my blog gets more insightful and meaningful (hard but will try)
7. Ermm... oh ya... world peace. Viva la vickyvacko. V.V

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Oh yah... last week ... I saw this 3V (vavavooom) super sexy licious girl, and she

was walking up the stairs in a super tinee weeneee miniii skirt. Wah liu...so sexy can die...And as always, you are assured that


can only find this kinda spicy stuff un-edited, un-cut and all 'natural' on this

blog and no other.


I am still wondering wether I should put it up, coz it might offend her... you know, its not good la... she is a girl and all...


but you know wat... for the goodness of 'de LAST post of the year', what the heck... I'm going to


just post it up here...


I owe it to all of you for all the support you guys have been giving me,


and I love all of you so much.


Ok lah... here goes...


CAUTION... NUDITY BELOW. Please if you might get offended by nudity, please click the 'X' button on the top right side of your page.

If you're ready scroll down and make sure nobody else behind you...

If you know this girl, please keep your mouth shut and just enjoy what you're going to see....

May I present to you...





TA DA, I Present the HOTTEST HOOTCHI MOMMA I've ever saw!!!!







Sorri ya camera is out of order so I had to draw her on paint for you hamsaplous... *shrug* The best I can do .. *kekeke* Happy New Year Everyone!!

My Chick on Christmas

So alas, Christmas is over, and everyone is looking forward to a brand new year. This Christmas have been a memorable one for me, the good party times, the songs on the radio, my fellow friends and family and of course .. one more thing.


Best Christmas photo , it's a Christ-ina mas

Almost every Christmas, I always bring one chick for dinner. I must say that without her, Christmas is not so Christmas anymore. This poem is to that one chick that always makes me happy on Christmas. I guess its no secret anymore. On Christmas eve...


I laid her on the table.

So white clean and bare.

My forehead wet with beads of sweat.

I rubbed her here and there.

I touched her neck and then her breast.

And then drooling felt her thigh.

The slit was wet and all was set,

I gave a joyous cry.

The hole was wide...I looked inside.

All was dark and murky.

I rubbed my hands and stretched my arms...






And then I stuffed the turkey







Ngyum!! What? You never had turkey for Christmas ah? *keekkekeke*

Have a Happy New Year peepol!!

Kung Pao Chicks, Frozen China

Nightlife in ShenYang is not as bad as I expected. Like it or not, entertainment is a must in the Chinese society, especially true in China when the essence of preserving 'face' is very important in the Chinese business world. Thus, everything is humongous and beautifully decorated. Every nightclub comes with a KTV area, filled up with smooth skinned Chinamuis hostesses.... every Sauna stacked with facilities equivalent of a 5 star hotel.... every big dining restaurant has several floors with private meeting rooms each the size of our local kopitiam.



Talk about eating, before I left... my colleagues threw a farewell dinner for me. Within 10 minutes of the dinner I was already drunk coz 18 of them raised their glasses one by one to drink with me. It is chinese customs to drink one on one each time and not like us who cheers with everybody. I had a holy drunken dinner *burp*



Here are a few places that I went while I was in ShenYang..

Xita Korean Town

Xi Ta Korea Town ( 西塔 xī tǎ )
Address: Shi Fu Road and Taiyuan Street ( 市府大路和太原北街 )

When I first reach Xita, I felt abit entranced.. what I had expected was maybe a street with many small stores and restaurants but instead the whole street lit up as though I just took a cab that teleported me to the nightstreets of Hong Kong.



My eyes were invaded by so many neon lights from KTVs and Korean Restaurants... it is crazy.



I didn't really stayed long in Xi Ta because I was alone. No.. I don't wanna be singing alone -_-" but I did stop by a Korean restaurant for food. Had a few chat with the local Koreans there too who speaked Chinese and a lil English.



I found out that there is a Korean town here because Shen Yang is located very near to Korea (actually right beside) and alot of them migrated here a long long time ago. And also is a popular nightspot among many of Shenyang’s foreign students, as well as the “hip” crowd of young Chinese.

Sunny Night Club



Location: At the corner of Ba Jing Jie (八经街) and Jiu Wei Lu (九纬路), a few blocks north of Ma Lu Wan. All Shenyang taxi drivers know "wǔ yè yáng guāng."

Talk about big and classy clubs, Sunny Nightclub exterior and interior potrayed a very gothic architecture. It seems like I'm going into a place to do some dark ritual.. *thinks to self* mebbe that is what I've been doing after all *kekeke* A ritual that requires me in the centre and alot of girls around =P

Anyways, this club's sound system reminded me of the one I heard in a club in Las Vegas (Pure Nightclub)....simply crisp & clear, unlike those that is trying to make your ears bleed and ur brain explode. *lol*

Nightly, starting around 8:00, there is a Philippino band that plays Chinese and English pop and rock music. After thata it is pure China-techo pop. What you expect... its China wat?

SOS Nightclub

SOS Club ( SOS俱乐部 )
Address: 287 Taiyuan Nan Jie ( 和平区太原南街287号 )
Phone: (0) 24 8868 1111



This place is definitely my favourite. Why? Coz it is new and it really has everything a club actually needs.Too bad that I couldn't take much photos here as I was not allowed to.. but steal steal take abit got lah *ekkeke*

I tell you, this place is the IT for me if I ever were to come close to a club that pimped to the max. It is two stories high, with 20 over enclosed VIP sofa areas upstairs and downstairs surrounding the bar and dancefloor,



a humongous stage in front,



a pole dancing area inside the bar area...



and everything to the toilet had neon lights glowing on my thing. I could have swear that at some point when I was drunk and peeing, I felt like Luke Skywalker with a light saber *kekekeke*.

WTF... isit China's electricity free or what??



Half way through, I also noticed 10s of china muis walking to certain patrons in between the crowds. It appears they also have hostesses ready to accompany lonely patrons if they are ready to pay for them. Wah liu.. wished I could take pictures of them tho, but I was afraid some China mafia gonna take a machine gun out.. so better not. I shoot them, they shoot me, but my weapon got no bullet -_-" No good...

Anyways, I met a girl named Xia Ping (snowing Ice) on my first day there and had became friends. (no... it is not what you think) She and her kungpao friends joined us too. I had a kungpao time =P



Really had a great time when I was there =)

Have a China Christmas?

Polar Tan would like to wish everyone a Merry merry X'mas



One of the biggest highlights while I was in the land of the China-man was of coz, seeing snow. To capture ShenYang in it's snowy glory, my colleagues brought us to this hill called 'Xi bai Shan'..



yea.. i know.. I got very happy when I heard that name. How can a boy not smile at a name like that, got chibai got mountain...*kekeke*



But Alas.. no chibai.. -_-" but lots of snow lah.

While I was doing the shoot, I couldn't help but to keep taking photos of other things. The scenery there just takes your breast breath away



Over there, they were also preparing for the International Ice & Snow Festival held every year here in Shen Yang.



When its done, it will look sumting like this..



The horses were pulling the ice everywhere.. I had to spank them so I paid 5 RMB to do so. *kekekek*



After the shoot, I just couldn't resist anymore... I gotta try it.. So I asked the driver to stop the car and I jumped off like a little boy. YippeE!!!

Man.. I can't believe how much fun was it to throw snow around. No wonder they do it in the movies.. I've always thought they are crazy for it is freezing cold. Wah shiok la snow..



This is my first time playing ice around with a girl... .. eh..eh..wait.. forget wat i just said =X

I just thought I'd add in some snow to make our M'sian X'mas alil more like X'mas. =) Happy holidays peepols!!

ShenYang, Captured!

I freakin lost my handphone while I was in China... -_-" so please for those who knows me please send me ur contact via sms or email. Err.. for those leng lui's dat actually reads my blog but dun know me ... please do the same lah ok? *kekekek* And for the China mui that pickpocketed my phone.... KNmama! -_-" There goes my 3000 girls number *sniff*

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It is good being back home once again.. my body parts can finally function after 4 days under -13 degrees. And may I say, I've been spending the last half an hour trying unfrost my memory to think of what happened in these four days...coz it was kinda blurry. Having your brain being frosted daily & intoxicated nightly is not what I had expected.

Anyways, I'll try and do this..

for those who doesn't know where Shen Yang is, it is located north east of China.. on top of BeiJing.



I was damn amazed that I actually got through my flights here to ShenYang, transitting in Shanghai. Half the time I was like '?!?!?!?!' walkin around the airport trying to find someone or some sign in English that tells me where to go.



It is time like these that makes me regret not paying attention to my POL classes in primary. And of coz the 1,000s of Shanghai hootchimuis walking everywhere didn't relli helped me focus (tips: go shanghai next). May I say thank you for the China government for building a maze in the airport and delaying all my flights. Xie xie -_-"



There are many heavy industries concentrated in ShenYang, thus I was expecting like 80% work and 20% of vickyvacko time-lah. To tell the truth I wasn't really expecting much fun time at all..





But somehow, it does seemed like things didn't go as expected =P. Had so much fun til I don't remember which china mui day was which, and lost my handphone in the end. -_-" bummer! (more next entry)

The weather is insanely cold, but it was tolerable to me because I was looking forward to seeing snow. Although I didn't see snow fall, you can say I got pretty much closer to having a white christmas than any of you here *kekeke*



Although the city is kinda dull compared to the other major cities in China, in Shen Yang you can really see how humongous the heavy industries can be. While driving down the city, I saw this some 30 stories chimney and I was like 'WTF is dat?'



It is a power station. Relli makes our Tenaga National look like 'Lembik National'..

Their one factory seems like the whole of Shah Alam.. -_-"



But can somebody tell me when everything is in such humongous scale, why some of their taxis look smaller than our kancil one ah?



They must have liked the tut-tut as much as me in Thailand .. and modernize it -_-" Proud to be chinese *wink*

Some half drunk taxi man told me that ShenYang produced the first planes in China and even Boeing had signed contract with them to purchase for themselves. Wat kinda crap is dat.. I must have been too drunk and misheard or his real meaning got lost in translation. But guess what I saw on my flight back...



BOSIDENG!!

Merry Christmas Everyone =) May the dinner make you broke be delightful and your love ones close to you.

You're My Ice Kacang~

Before I go to the land of the Ice Kacang, I would like to dedicate this video to all of you (especially the China Mui) *ekkekeke*


video of CIMP Sunway Talent Night

You are my Ice Kacang~ ~ ~ So inviting so sweeeeeeeeeet~~

Hot Chicks n Frozen Me

<Snip of the day

Someone from True Fitness called me today saying that I was recommended by a 'friend' and I will receive a 7 days VIP pass to the gym. Ok... can the person that thinks I'm relli fat please stand up!! -_-"


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Tomorrow I'll be leaving to Shen Yang, China for work. I just checked the weather forecast and it is estimated to be around -12 degrees. WTF! My balls will surely shrink to peanut-size.

The last SNL turnout was fantastic.

The only problem with young chickadees coming out to parteh with ya is that they make you feel so horny wanna take good care of them. *j.jokin..ekkeke* It has been an exciting great year for me, with all the travelling.. the parties and the shopping company of great friends =)



Just when I thought that ZoukOut took away all my party spirit for the year, God sent all his favourite angels out to play. =P All I can say to that is 'dun play play', best in Velvet and some say vickyvacko.blogspot.com - Phua Chu Kang





They say that a man has three stages in life, and that would be 'Try Weekly', 'Tri-weekly' and 'Try Weakly'.



How nice if it was 'Try Quickly', 'Tri-Chicky' and 'Tri-Wifey'.. *cross fingers*





It is night like this, that reminds me of one of the poems I've written a long time ago.. but of coz the meanings now have changed abit

Blurry vision

a pattern so inconsistent,

Your heart burning with passion,

but your mind is high on substance,

Chiffon dresses worn to killer perfection,

A night that tempts for your submission;

Hoping that your memories weaken

Maybe the next track, maybe the next concoction

Maybe tonight you'll give yourself permission,

Who are you now?

That is the question,

As you sway to the sad night's rhythm..

the only thing left that keeps your heart butt in motion,

the rest is beyond your comprehension depends on your skill and execution.


*lol*





Yeah... I actually wrote a drunk poem.. *kekeke*



Gosh, I'm going to miss you all when I'm half-frozen in China. Wait for me ya to parteh for Christmas!!!!

Sexiest of the night


Natalie has gotta be one of the sexiest of the lot. My eyes actually got bigger after taking this pic. I think it's the ring.... got me nose bleeding eyes popped out after taking this pic...

Breast Massager

There is another job (other than being a photographer) that gives you alot of perks,good insights and let you see things in many different angles. And that would be a boing boing massager. I think I have good hands and am qualified.. anybody wants to volunteer? *kekeke*


breast exam - very funny - Watch more free videos

Zouking OuT!

8th December 2007 - ZoukOuT!

On that day, me and my friends had a pre-party so that we can get semi-drunk before ZoukOut. We drank in the Condo, drank in the Taxi, drank walking there, drank on the sky train and ...



guess wat... we were drunk when we reached. *lol*



Lucky for the pre-party, we do not need so many drinks there after... coz lining up for drinks is a bummer.

The show began right after we passed the gates.



Like I said, I never been to ZoukOut before.. but the minute I entered, it was hard to keep a straight face. So many boing boings fruits were on display, all I could do was 'oooo' *gasp* 'aaaaaaah' *gasp* 'wahliao eh!! si beh tuo liap dat one!!'. lol





Yeah, maybe my purpose going to ZoukOut was wrong, and I never really like rave anyways coz its usually hot, stuffy, crappy and always gets raided... When it comes to ZoukOut, we were suppose to go for DJs, the beach, and the celebration of life kinda stuff.. but hey... are you kidding me? We are talking about few thousand girls in bikinis leh... don't try to act innocent.. rave or not... here I come *kekeke*

There were around 30 plus of us in ZoukOut, all seperated into a few groups scattered everywhere along the beach. We jumped from one booth to another to unite everyone.



Me: "Eh...where are you!??!?
Friend: "B-%^#$%#" (loud music in the background)
Me: "B what??!"
Friend: "B-$#%#@%" (girl screeaming behind sliding down the Euro slide)
Me: -_-"





But yeah.. manage to gather together in the end... and bump into those that we didn't know going too =)



MTV VJ Denise were strutting around the beach too in seach of the hottest babes in bikinis. Aiyah... she oso hamsap wei... see!



Everyone was jolly and happy by midnight, dancing...



shuffling...



taking photos..



finding the toilet... buying drinks.. finding lost girlfriends... finding new another girlfriend. ..*kekeke* Yeah... it was crazy!





I met two original Singaporean ah beng and ah lian too.



I actually went up to them and said this

Me: Hey... I like both your outfits..*thinks to self* errr.. you purposely wear like that one right? *burp*

I hope they are actually dressing for the occasion else ... *lol* what I said is so wrong..

One particular podium was getting alot of attention suddenly,



wtf, turns out they were she-males..-_-"



We even manage to sneak out a bottle from the VIP Area...*ekkekek*



coz about 4 am, our high-ness were wearing off... and lining up in the long queue and getting only a handful of drinks is not enought.




ZoukOut. How does one describe an event such as this without first hand experience...



damn hard to describe and it has been an exhilarating experience for muah. Am still exhausted from it.. and my eyes will never see so many boobs fruits on display for a very long time. Sigh.



I'll let the pros describe it..

Dancing under the stars, with the sand on their feet, surrounded by the hottest creations of mankind and a string of hot shot DJs and live bands that led them to the culmination of their senses. That was what 23,000 revelers experienced at ZoukOut Singapore 2007. All they had left to cool off the steamy night was the booze, the sea breeze and the option of stripping down to their bare necessities. - MTVAsia



It is definitely a night not to be missed. If you did.. err.. too bad lah! *ekekek*