Trippin' South

Thanks to Nicholas, Leen & Friends, V-Leon, Ah Pao, Linda, Seth, Jeng & Jack for a memorable trip =) Enjoyz.

Malaysia..Down under!

FINALLY I'M BACK..SORRY PEEPS FOR THIS LATE ENTRY...man does it feel so good to be back in Kay'L. Singapore was great, and so is Johor...but nothin beats de place where you are used to. Let me recap the rest of my trip. Actually, my head is still spinnin from the 3 hours drive back. Lets see...

2 groups of my friends joined me in Singapore. Being a regular here just naturally made me the tour guide of the trip. Me and muh gang of friends went to Clarke Quay prior to clubbin for some food. After strollin around, we found out that 'Hooters' is in Singapore.



The place where they serve very big delicously wrapped delicacies *ekkeke*





However, we felt conned at the end of the night. As always, the menu always looks more enticing than the real thing itself.



The real thing actually turned out in so much smaller portion. -_-" Something like ..



That night, we went to Zouk and MOS. Saw the infamous Dawn Yang which I think looks better in photos (mebbe already drunk). I said somthin to her but can't really remember what. -_- Other than that, Linda had the spot light of the night



and instead of our table being crowded by alot of leng luis,ended up all the Singaporean Hamsap lous ended up at our table.



Tip to all clubbers, don't bring our local chicks to club with us overseas. You will end up being the fly-swatter. NO GOOD!

I also found the biggest 'lan ciao' (dick) in Singapore by accident while I was drunk after MOS at Clarke Quay.



No wonder so many 'ah mois' (chicks) like to come here la...

On Sunday night, there isn't much to do in Singapore. The only place with crowd would be DragonFly @ Saint James or Geographer @ Clarke Quay. We went to both obviously.



I personally prefer Geographer which is a Thai Pub with many super sexy and hot hot hot nice thai chicadees ladies.





All of us got super drunk, met a few Thai chicks and we had wild o ...sorry... can't disclose here cos this site is suppose to be free from sex, violence and profanity ...sorry *kekeke*

What happened in Johor? Well, you guys just watch the video lah ok!? I'll upload it later tonight. All I can say is I found heaven in Johor... you wanna know...u gonna join me lah. If not, next time you come here sure boring ... and you'll have to eat yourself lor. *kekeke* Nasi Lemak Kukus anyone?

City of Impossibility Possible possible

Man, this trip seems like the longest one. Kinda miss all muh darlings friends back in K'L. *kekeke* So how are all of you? Don't forget me yea! *ehehe*



Everyone knows when you go to Singapore, you gotta be ready. So I was, bought several packs of cigarrettes and smuggled it to Singapore. Even if you're not a smoker, you'd gotta buy some before you go. Can make 400% profit when you sell it to other smokers =P




Anyways, their government were so thoughtful that they prepared areas for the 'odd-sized'. I better start working out leh... -_-"



Singapore, the city of possibilities doesn't really make things very possible.



It is definitely one of the most organized city in the world having so many laws to govern almost everything. First off, you can't smoke in almost anywhere -_-" (can die!) It is hard to enjoy in a club without being able to smoke.. picture this

Me: *dance dance* *drink drink* ...*feels like smoking*
(walks to the smoking area to smoke)
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comes back
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*dance dance* *drink drink* ...*feels like smoking again*
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...
(walks to the smoking area to smoke %^$%^$^%$^@@@$#)
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comes back
... meets a girl and talks to her
Me: Hiee...miss smokin hot Singaporean Ah Lian, ...wats your name?... Where you stay...wanna go back to my ho...*feels like smoking* Sorry, excuse me..
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(walks to the smoking area to smoke %^$%^$^%$^@@@$#)

That is really how bad I need to smoke.. .. *stress*



Cannot simply throw rubbish



Cannot shop (can get broke wei!)



Cannot cut lines and simply wave for taxi



They got so many rules sometimes it is better just to be a robot lah...*just kiddin* I guess they didn't meant 'possibilities' in that way =P. I think what they meant was it is very possible for you to get fined for doing almost anyhing. *kekeke*



Nonetheless, I love this place coz they have many lengluis alot of places for entertainment and things gets done here alot faster.

You'd got to give credit to Singapore for being so efficient in handling space. Although being a small country compared to Malaysia, they don't have traffic like we do, smelly toilets which we are famous for and so many entertainment outlets that are well organized (besides being smoke free -_-"). How I wish all of us can move here...but ... dat would mean their outlets will be filthy, toilets will be smelly and Singapore will start having mat rempits everywhere... Adui~" Just come here for holiday lah!!

Lots more char boh details in the next entry... sorry no char boh dis entry.

Snip of the trip




ME: Press "Taxi" button at hotel lobby.
(1 minute later taxi arrived)
Taxi driver: you press that button ah?
ME: Yea..How the *toot* you get here so fast?
Taxi Driver: I saw sighlen (siren) on top of hotel building mah!
ME: WAh.... got siren one ar? So high tech...like calling batman



Taxi Driver: *frowns* You din kno meh? Dis one long time got already. ..where you go!?
ME:*kekeke* Go Sofia road Singaporean batmanuncle.

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Stay tuned..*kekek*

She is innocent na~

Shina the 'bata shoes dota player' celebrated her b'day tonight at Velvet. =P *kekekke* Hmm... although she is such an innocent girl (dun know if really or bluff one), she can dance wei (dats why kinda suspicious).



Yea..the girl that don't know alot of things turned older by one year. Hey Shina, older already wei....don't act like what oso don't know can? Cannot con us already la...*ekkeke*

We don't have a cake, she doesn't really drink so lamborghini is out of the question... so there you have it. Yours truly invented the latest way to celebrate birthday the Johnnie Walker style =P



~Happy birthday to you~ happy birthday to you~ Happy birthday to Ms. ok ok only lah in dota Shina...'~Happy birthday to you~



Oh yah... Ryan your loverboy wanna say somethin' "I love you Johnnie Walker Shina!!!! ... hey Ryan ...stop kissing my darling can!?



The night was 'gila' as always, everybody seems to be getting drunk like me? Adui!!



Gonna miss everyone while I'm gone for 1 week.