Married Men

Over the years, I've noticed ... that single ladies have been getting more and more tied up in the hands of married men. Can't guess why but research have shown that men who are married are immediately more attractive. And I just have to second that just from experience and the things I see and hear. Women just love men like dat... and I guess, wifes in the way love to know (in some ways) that their husbands are in demand. Why? I dunno... but makes me wanna get married soon. *kekekek*

Neways, here is a poem a friend of mine wrote...


My life on earth was lonely
before he came along
he brought me love and laughter
even though it was so wrong

i don't know why i love him so
except to say he's mine
as near as any man can be
with a wife on the other line

he thinks i thinks nothing
but us women always know
it's that we never show
and the pain begins to grow

if he could be just mine alone
without her presence always near
would i ever totally believe
the words of love i hear

sometimes i wish i didn't love this man
so i could go on with my life
never have to feel the pain
when he goes home to his wife

together in our hearts we are
with understanding and love
we sincerely care for each other
though not sanctioned from above

perhaps if we could start over
in another place, another time next life
our love could be blessed by god
i'd be his and he'd be mine

part of me wants to make him go
and part wants him to stay
someday we'll have to break it off
and each go our own way

for he wont break the ties that bind
the chain that holds him so
she wont let go no matter what
....or is it him that wont let go

Chicken Nut Bread

Just found a guy name Vicky who is fuckin' hilarious!!!



LOL! Chicken Nut Bread! Seriously will laugh until chicken nut bread!

Ahmir Knocked Keri Down

I guess the new and latest hit in town is "Knock You Down" by Keri Hilson ft Kanye West & Neyo. But I think these new kids in town called 'Ahmir' did a better rendition of that song. Check it out!



Holy Crap right!? Makes me feel like buying a cap and some oversized T and start pimpin right now... hehe!

Wondergirls USA!

Congrats to Wondergirls for making it to the US music industry!~

They made their debut by opening up for Jonas Brother's concert in June, and now more and more ang mohs gonna dance to their 'Nobody' moves. Lol* Hopefully not to soon....=P

Check out their new English version of Nobody, album releasing sometime in September.



Here is another nice song from them, press 'CC' for subtitles.



Bye for now! Back to the kitchen!

Whisky Emergency

One for Johnnie..

Joke of the day

Someone said to me yesterday, "I'm not drunk, I'm confletely sober!" ROFL!



She also messaged me this today..

She said..


Boy, standing there looking so bold,
a flavour served ice cold,
but it turns me on so,
make me wanna get low,
i say lets take it slow,
lets just go with the flow,
but you got my mind to blow,
got me acting like a hoe,
loving it when u're inside me,
fucking me with no mercy,
you got me going crazy,
you got me sexy dirty,
boy you're like no other,
i love you Johnnie Walker.

Basket! I thought she was talking about me. *kekeke* That's very bad way of mis-boosting my ego

This was my reply to her anyways...

Johnnie, you walk steady,
even when the road seems long and windy,
Your influence have created an army,
of drunk men and sexy ladies,
As I recover from yesterday's party,
I'll keep on walking this road confletely.

Guess we are even. ROFL!

Taylor Got Played

Check out this piece done by Jon Schmidt combining Love Story (Taylor Swift) and Viva la Vida (ColdPlay)










I used to rule the world,
Seas would rise when I gave the word,
Now in the morning I sleep alone,
Swept the street I used to own,

I used to roll the dice,
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes,
Listen as the crowd would sing,
Now the old King is dead, Long live the king!,

She said..

Romeo save me, they try to tell me how to feel;
This love is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess;
It's a love story, baby just say yes

But..

One minute I held the key
Next the walls are closed on me,
And I discovered my castle stand;
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand,

and..

She got tired of waiting,
Wondering if I'm ever coming around;
Her faith in me now is fading,
when she saw me in the outskirt of town, she said

Romeo save me, I've been feeling so alone,
I keep waiting for you but you never come,
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think..

I knelt to the ground, and pulled out a ring
And said, marry me Juliet,
You'll never have to be alone,
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
It's a love story, baby just say yes

For some reason I can't explain,
I know Saint Peter won't call my name,
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world


So does this means Taylor Got Played Cold and Swiftly?

Good sexy crap

i'll be bad, so u can be good,
u're upset, and am up to no good,
you're making everyone in the mood,
moving like no innocent girl could,
hurting like an innocent girl should,
by the time the sun hav set, your lips might have met,
with a better lad, and i'm not suppose to be glad,
but i can't have you like dat,
and everything that u've thought should not be,
you would have thought is the best u've had,
and everything that u've never thought,
I've made it easy so it can happen like dat,
i've been bad, so you can be good,
so u don't hav to be upset,
just have to be mad,
so u can hav what you think u hav never had,
and I have what players should have,
A bad name and some bitchy slap.

Wondergirls Rocks My World

Have you heared about the latest craze about Wondergirls?



A group of girls from Korea apparently have made the world gone crazy!!



Who wouldn't go crazy for them? Just look at them... omg...! Pengsan !! It is such a craze... every girl wants to look like them, every guy wants a girl like one of them and everyone wants to dance like them!!



And So Hee is so my favorite...*nose bleed*



Who in the world can top that? 0_0 I'm quite sure that after I watch this video I'm a changed man forever. Love is in the air once more~ ... up until I search for more Wondergirls videos and bumped into this...



Ok. Damn potong stim man -_-"

One Night with Kenny Sia

For some reason, my traffic to this blog have gone from nothing to like 1k viewers. And then I found out Mr Kenny Sia aka Coconut boy have linked me in his all too famous blog of his (actually I sorta repeatedly hypnotize him into doing so while he was partying with me two days ago, hehe). But anyways, I didn't know he is really going to do it for real, and so now I'm stuck in a situation where I feel oblige to satisfy the sudden surge of viewers to this blog today.



Warning tho, although I think I'm holy as a saint and am a good boy... there is a believe that this blog might not be suitable for all ages. I don't really understand why tho.



Clubbin' is just an act where we all gather just to err.. gather la.



Sometimes we hug a girl or two, and hey we do man buddy hugs too but hey... they seldom end up in pictures only mah.... ego mah. People think gay how?



So in clubs, sometimes we are oblige to at least chat up a girl... even if you just love to drink.



And that is just the innocent truth of it all. At least for me lah.

I suppose for Kenny too,



Ok.. mebbe not. =P (btw the person on the right is just a lookalike version of me)

Oh yah Kenny, Kellie told me that you lost your credit card that night? We talked about it and we sorta backtracked. I saw you signing the receipt, she say you signing it with the card in your mouth. And that was the last time we saw that card...

hmmm. Did you eat it ah?

Jai HO!

Have you watched Slumdog Millionaire?



Then you must have heard of the song 'Jai Ho' that have been recently being quite popular.



Seems like the whole world is possessed to dancing this song now... lol! No offence but it is too funny to watch Europeans dance to Indian songs.



Have to admit it, the song is kinda contagious..



What you waiting for lah? Lets dance! JAI HO0ooooooooooOo o O!

Sold Out Lebanese

Last Saturday, Zouk's Lebanese have been sold out!



Darn it!! Always wanted to try a Lebanese. LOL!

Bathin Apes

Now I understand why some girls take forever to get out of their house.... lol,its because of shampoo with 43 added vitamins and grapefruit mint conditioner! ROFL!

While we go WOO !! WOO!! all the way. HAHAHA!

Mahathir in de HousE!

Who would have thought that Mahathir himself have popped by outside my outlet and tooked picture with my staff...

I bet he must be thinking, 'hmm... why stupid Victor opened Ministry of Food without his knowledge.' Lol!



Cheers to the man that changed Malaysia.

Kellie Next Door

If anyone have been into the news lately, other than the economic crisis and Obama... there is the of course FHM Girl Next Door 2009!!



When times a rough, these are the kinda inspiration we need to wake our ass up in the morning to go to work... hehe..

Conversing with Kellie,

Me: Ya kno... I have to thoughts in mind when I picture a 'Girl Next Door' ..(not dirty obviously =P)
Kellie: What?
Me: One is of course, a sweet..sexy beautiful girl that you secretly crush for and always bump into when you're pretending to be collecting your mail, pretending to be joggin along your neighbourhood or while you're pretending to be washing your car.
Me: The other one, Girl Next Door to me is like...darn it... she will always be next door and out of your league. Can you be Girl Same Door?
Kellie: LOL!
Me: Please!?

Check the rest of them out at http://fhmmalaysia.blogspot.com/ but don't forget to vote for Kellie!! (I promise her lah... but I myself don't even know where to vote ...so help me please?)

Maybe with your help, I can move next door? LoL!

Yi Leng Leng Gao

Another new year have come and gone so fast, and just like how my belly appeared out of no where.... it is already 2009! Wah liu... but what a banana year lah...2008!



I'm kinda also amazed that so many people actually asked me why I didn't update this stupid blog of mine ...it is actually kinda weird as I just stopped for 3 months only lah.. But ya... I've realize how much fun I've missed out of bloggin. So I decided to pop by here again to give everyone my words of wisdom *lol*. Hopefully, this year I'll have more time to continue blogging like I use to. *crosses both finger and make ice cream with toe*

But last year was really an exciting one. Started with a small belly, got to know a bunch of party animals, got to know some really hot hootchimommas,



started an ice cream stall, started losing hair, started getting more white hair, all hot hoootchimommas kena stolen,



open another ice cream stall/restaurant,



lost more hair, got to know real mommas (customers) rather than hot hootchimommas and then ended up with a big belly. WWOWoweeewow! LIFE IS GREAT! -_-"

Ok lahh... other than too much work and no more time to party... it is actually not that bad (help me somebody!).



So instead of partying like I used to, I'm a more 'normal' guy liao. LOL. I've been going to movies quite regularly.



What to do... cinema only upstairs. =/

More conversations is done in quieter places. No need to shout 'HOW ARE YOU!!' in disco to my friends. Yea...they do come and visit this old ice cream man in Pavilion from time to time..





Thanks for the support!

Got some really good reviews from famous Magazines, and get to meet people from the media which I never ever knew..



Gone over to Singapore to study F&B 101 for 3 days...



Went to a few birthday parties ... some that makes you wanna make new babies friends



Join random parties as I hardly plan for one no more... *ahem* ice cream man only sell ice cream..





And of course, still party on weekends and wednesday in my regular spot. I need a girl drink wei...helo!?







What is my new year resolution!?!?

More drinks....more parties... less headache.... but more money lah!

And err... have a real girlfriend rather than pretending that the Katy Perry standee board outside my cafe is my darlinng.