God is a Girl

It is already common knowledge that most living thing in this world are attracted to the female. This is of coz with the exception of gays... hmm.. I wonder why?

But in most cases, whenever a sexy girl walks up the stage or bypasses... the hamsaplous will go *toing*, the not so hamsaps will go *gawkin* with big eyes and mouth wide open.. ,



the females will go *hmm* or mebbe *f#cK!n b!tc#* in jealously. Heck, even dogs will go barkin' with a hard-on.



Where is the best place to witness this phenomenon, ... go to a beauty contest lor.



One by one these girls are all on a mission ... and that is to showcase their beauty 110%.

In normal days, you might not see them in such light. Haleelujah to the power of make ups. Unlucky coz that is not all real lah.. =/ Somedays might look like this lah..



Hopefully not until like this lah... *alamak*



In normal days, they might walk like a tai kor....



but not today...

In normal times when they don't smile at you, now they do..

In normal times, they might speak hokkien...



but now they speak perfectly England... *kidding* ...



I think every man's wish is to have their girlfriend walk up their bed like a fashion show every now and den... (not with their mask on, and their granny panties..=P)



Funny thing, after the fashion show in Goddess last two weeks ago... I found the Goddess not on stage



but amongst the crowd .. *snap*.



Regardless, when a hot female is on a mission... they seem to have some weird power over us.. *stress*

Maybe God is a girl..

Or mebbe I'm just in love with the song lah..