Boob talk

It's early Friday morning and I just bumped into this interesting entry @ Zewt's talking bout boobie girl's top part being exposed and their experiences.



What a lovely topic to kick start your Friday =P So I thought why not give it some inputs.

Yea... this is kinda interesting because I've never really thought bout the female counterpart point of view. While I was in Hawaii, girls over there just show off their 'boing boing' everywhere as though they are on lelong (sales).



They make it seemed so effortless for us guys to look that it isn't worth peeking anymore .. becomes kinda distasteful 'if you get what I mean'. *kekeke*

Lets face it guys, if you're in a serious conversation with a girl showing 'half ball' and talking to you at the same time... it is 'hard'.



The conversation..

She: So how is your company doing lately?
Him: It's err...*sweat* things are looking eerrr...up then down then.. up la. Hopefully smooth and pointy... i mean... pointing to our this years hole.. err.. i mean goal. *sweat*

It is the same kinda stress and guilt feeling you get when you have to answer your boss on why you've not completed your work on time during the World Cup Season. Yeah... these are the kinda things that 'real man' cannot tahan (resist) but to plunge into indulge at least abit. =P Both oso round, both oso nice to watch but don't kick the wrong one lah. *ekkeke*

Lately I've been noticing unknowingly realizing that it is becoming harder and harder to hold a decent conversation in clubs. This is especially true when one of your girl+friends starts coming over to say 'hi' wearing exceptionally low-cut dress standing especially close to you because i couldn't hear them if they are not 'close enought' *lol* Then when they do get close enought and bends down to listen to what you gotta say, I wished they didn't coz I see mountain and valley everywhere. Apa lah... its tough to club leh. *sweat*



But I do hear quite an amount from the charbohs relating to this issue before like

Girl: I cannot tahan him lah... everytime he purposely come close then sure peep here peep there. eeeeeeeeeee..... so hamsap!!

or hear them when they didn't know that it was the issue

Girl: I don't know why so many guys like me for... like this Datuk like me, this DJ like me.... eee.... I'm just a normal girl... not pretty oso... headache lah!! *slap heads then adjust her extra super low V dress exposing super D 'boings boings' *stress*

(tried consoling her but in the end I oso like her liao *kkekek*)



Anyways, the question is... after girls take 1-2 hours to get ready, save so much money to buy such a beautiful dress, and dancing so promiscuously....

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we are suppose to look or not??!?



Someone from planet Venus please explain .. confuse guy here. =P Have a mountain full of joy Friday *ekkekeke*

Brighter day

Hey guys, Dorah Goh have been released 7-8AM this morning. Thank god she is safe and sound now. She is not in the hospital undergoing some examinations. Hope everything is fine now.

As a Malaysian, it is ashame that these kind of things keep on happening in our country. Hope the future, days like these will never come and things will be brighter

Dora Goh Kidnapped..

Dear readers, I was just informed by a friend of mine that a girl by the name of Dora Goh have been kidnapped yesterday morning.

According to the details thus far, the kidnapping took place at their office PADINI open parking lot in Glenmarie. An eye witness said that she was grabbed by 2 guys, ethnic Chinese into a car which had another guy also ethic Chinese whom was in the drives seat. She described the man whom grabbed Dora as fat while the other was thin and tall (no further description was given-this general description might not be very helpful) As the incident was so sudden and unexpected, they only managed to collect that they were driving a Silver Toyota Camry (plate number 7641)




Dora Goh Wei Wei, 25 year-old, 155cm

For anyone who manages to find the car or eye-witnessed the case, please report to police or contact +60123515248


Don't really know how much this can help but lets just all pray for her safety and return.

Friendster @ Sunway Pyramid !!

Have you been going to Sunway lately? If you have, maybe you'd notice the big white boards outside the main entrance that has alot of lovely sexy models on them.



Then suddenly amongst them, there is a certain particular Model Tan someone ..*kekeke* Yeapp!!! Dats me!! Lol



I didn't really had the time to go check the boards when they are up but finally seeing a human size photo of me on a board is really surreal man!! *hahaha* Had a great laugh about it =P



While I was taking pictures of myself beside the board, I was hoping some crazy fan of mine in bikini would run towards me and ask me to sign her boobs napkin...but didn't happen -_-"



Looking at them made me remember how hard was it to just be natural on the camera. 3 hours of smiling isn't easy man!!

Friendster cafe is opening soon in Sunway Pyramid, officially launching on this coming Monday (3/12/2007). Alot of models will be there (yea..me oso one of them ok boh? *kekekek*)



So anyone that is interest in coming please leave ur contact here or just drop by!! =) Help me lahh... I got to get 50 ppl to come wei *stress*

The boards are gonna be taken down soon....*sniff sniff* There goes my modelling career. =P

Kiasu Rappers

I found this post at the-reflector.com. Its freakiing funny man. I really do hope my corporate video doesn't turn out like dat. *crosses finger*




Although Singaporeans cannot rap but everyone knows they can throw hell of a rave party. Anyone going Zouk Out ? ? ? ?

Lies + Denial

Relationships, relationships. It seems like everyone has their own version of relationship vows or experiences to tell. 'She cheated on me with two of my best friend' or 'He asked for a break, but assured me that it was only momentarily and nothing to do with a third party' are no longer just happening in Korean dramas but very very common happenings in almost everyone's lifes.

Yesterday I had a really interesting conversation on relationships over dinner with a certain someone. This conversation relli struck me on how ironically tied our lifes are to everyone around us. All our actions determines the fate/directions and choices to be made by another and then another and so on. In the conversation, we were actually connecting the dots that we didn't really see; she told me wat happened in her previous relationship and I told her what I saw recently and the dots begins to connect with one another to form a clearer picture.



She: He told me to wait, told me it wasn't because of another person. Told me we will be back together. He even told my friend the same thing. So I waited and it didn't happen.
Me: I saw him from afar with her, it looks like he is trying to pursue her and asking for a chance.



I believe in many of our relationship experience, sometime or another we are in a state of denial.



Just because we would rather think otherwise or couldn't believe our partners are actually not what you thought capable of doing such things to you. But alot of times words that were carefully chosen to 'not-hurt-you' or to 'keep things open' are clear signs that the other partner are just being selfish and just want you to hang around just in case their already-made choice is not the right one.

Some of us have the patience and will that in some time or another the person will change for you. We often forget that true change should only be a decision made for our own and not for someone else...



In such emotionally-draining experiences, we sometimes lose our faith in love.

She: I think I would rather chose someone that loves me more for marriage. They would make me more secure.



I believe that we know that all relationships are no guarantees. But if one choose to end it, least give it to your partner honestly.



Isn't that the best last thing you could do for him or her? *phuicheh, macam consultant*. Changing someone's faith in love and creating a void in someone elses heart is just plain ruthless. So don't play play k?

So whether you both wanna grow old together or just hump each others brains out ... best be honest =)

What a beauty got it takes

budderfly has invaded the whisky club!

victor, i think you might change your mind of giving up drinking for kim ah joong soon! lol being a new face gaining reputation in korea's media, kim ah joong is no stranger after starring in 2oo pounds beauty..


i have to admit she have great voice and looks that i secretly envy from aside, but does one question bothers you alot? well now and then everytime when im googling and wiki-ing for babes to catch up with latest japanese and korean fashion..

behind the pretty voice and face, your past review again:

shocked? i understand to be a A-lister somehow theres a need for you to have a few session with the cosmetic surgeon or the dentist.. but the work done on kim ah joong are definately more then that.. no wonder she can look perfect too without makeup.. (:


others beauty that i pay constant attention on is honey lee, who was one of the final contestant in miss universe 2007.. not a fully natural beauty but way better then kim ah joong in some way..


still a superstar without any make up and nice dresses is no different from any ordinary girl on the street.. imagine the effort taken to be pretty, some like em even went under the knife to look hot! can you imagine how many girls will die to look good and would literally die if theres a minor mistake in your operation?

lee hyori..

Party Animal = No Wife

Well, for those who are waiting for the clubbing post... here it is. Sorry coz was very preoccupied on the Bangkok entries. Would like to thank everyone for the patience and also I'm amazed at how my blog have gained so many viewers.

Like for instance, yesterday I met Michael Yip a professional photographer at a celebrity search event in Loft

Michael Yip: Hi, you're Victor right? (Holding a big ass camera in Loft)
Me: Yeah... hi. You're that photographer right? what you doing here?
Michael Yip: (looks at me and points at his camera) Have to come here take picture and compete with your blog wat.
Me: (realized how stupid is the question) Hahahahah! You kidding or wat, my camera so small your one so big.

It is just nice to know that somebody actually come here and reads my crap (though many of you just look at the hootchimomma pics).



I wonder when a girl gonna come up to me, its been all hamsap guy readers only. Helloo!??!? Where are my girl groupie.

Last two weeks have been pretty slow in the clubs. I think everyone is either saving for a holiday or all have finally found a new partner and busy making babies at home. Sigh... all I can make is belly.

But this two weeks also have many unexpected clubbers starts popping out and joining me. Like sexy Melissa the sexiest lawyer in Malaysia whom have dissapeared for far too long



May whom have drove all the way from Penang straight to Velvet



A bunch of Indo-chinese babes (Rosy & friends) from Sunway college (i think) which my friends brought..



William, which will soon be my new wing man



Adrian and his new girlfriend Ashley whom he met in Human Pet - Facebook. Basket, these peer to peer dating stuff relli works one ah??? Wah liu.. they make a relli cute couple =)



Soke Yee which was incredibly cute in her skeleton dress. How can they make a sweet looking dress and put lil skeleton logos everywhere so discretely. Suits her to the max coz she is a Sweet devil *sweat*



A new bunch of strangers which suddenly appeared at my table yesterday... still dunno who are they but cool people



Roxanne which was wearing this seriously seductive white dress. I was like omg... need to rip them off like right now...*ekkekek* (My signage is place this way on purpose *woowee*)



Michelle and her friend who came clubbing alone. How can two girls come out by themselves... sooo dangerous. *grabs them and pull them to my table* LoL





And a girl which is having her Hen's night. She was walking around in this

trying to get people to buy her shots. I bought her one. Sigh, another one ties the knot.



Then after a few drinks, I also wanted to get married..



Now just need to find myself a bride... It is hard when all girl thinks men like me are dangerous...



Best Dress of the Week


Its gotta be this girl (forgot name again). That is some classy piece of cloth she is wearing... topped with that face just makes it hell of a sexy.



be my wife can ah? lol*

Dizon On Fire

While I was in the streets of Bangkok sipping on a coconut waiting for the three crazy shopaholic,



I saw a video playing on one of the huge ass Tv display(ing two other coconuts *kekeke*). At first I was like, woahh...who is dat good looking singer...den soon later in between a bunch of Thai words that I did not understand at all...the name Leah Dizon came out.



I was honestly shocked because Leah Dizon is just a model, least from the last I remember. Wow...had she gone far. And what more she is singing in Japanese. 0_0"



I mean, for a girl she relli have it all. Great looks, great body, she is Chinese mix Filipino and French... and now singing in Japanese. Wah liu... if you had a dream girl, she is at least one part of it if not all.

This is the video that caught my eye in Bangkok

Koi Shiyou


and I found another which is quite nice..

Leah Dizon - L.O.V.E. U [PV]


If I'm not mistaken, she started of as one of those Car Race Queen Models...

Leah Dizon Video Option


then went into professional modelling..

Leah de model


and then now a singer...

Leah Dizon - Softly + Everything Anything (PV)


Divine looking pan-asian girl, wit a 9.99 scoring figure (coz mine is 10 *kekeke*), who can speak all the sexiest language, and can move and sing. Can anyone say perfect?

What is nen nen?

What is nennen? Can sumone point it out to me? Plsssssss.....*scratches head*

Video: Heavenly Bangkok

Finally got the first video up =) Enjoyszzzz.

Warning: Don't watch when your boss or parents are around *kkekeke* Oh yah...grab a pail pls...saliva sure drip

Must do's in Bangkok

There are just several things that you must do when you go to Bangkok if you're a party seeker.

Get a trustable, hamsap looking Taxi driver

Trust me, he who looks hamsap knows best. *kekeke* This trip my taxi driver's name is this...



'nuff said. This will definitely save you alot of money and time as he will be more than willing to bring you to these places. I think coz he oso wanna go *kekeke*

You still gotta eat..!!

Nothing like drinking your Singha beer along with deliciously hot Tom Yum Guung in Bangkok before the party begins.







There are just too many restaurants to name in Bangkok but I suggest don't just go to the big ones, try those that locals go to as they are so much cheaper and sometimes even better coz the expensive ones cater for the 'kwai lous'.









Ngmm... yums! damn it... missing Thai food already.


Go to the a-GoGo Bars

You just gotta experience it ... but make sure you tie rubber band around your 'lil brother' coz he might have a hard time. *kekeke* If really cannot tahan, I suppose you just gotta buy alot of these..



coz the girls or half girls there gonna try their best to lure you and turn you to a good puppie..





Just be sure you don't get drunk here coz you might end up with a she-male which won't be too good.

The ones that I've went before are Soi Nana and Soi Cowboy. These two places is enought to make you go bananas and wanna jump on the girls like a cowboy. This trip didn't get to see the ones in Patphong because its closed -_-" %&$#^^^!

Go to RCA

There are at least 6 humongous clubs here filled with highschool and college chickadees waiting to see you. *lol* Amongst them is the infamous Route 66 & Flix/Slim

This is Flix




This is Route 66








These two places makes Malaysian's club look like tiny pubs -_-".



You can definitely get lost in them, and even if you got good sense of directions... your radar will 'kebaboom' with the amount of hot Thai chicks there all dancing like this...



It is a holy cow clubbing experience... promised! The girls will loved it too..



Go to rowdy smaller sized bars

Here you'll get to see the real underground stuff...where local Thai girls come for after party and a lil bit more. These are favourite spots among the 'Ang mohs' and you'll get to see them being happy monkeys. *kekekek*



The party scene here is more laid back and just plain good crazy fun time =) Wear a slipper and your boxers and sway ur belly everywhere oso can.



They are also the only clubbin' option after 3am. Some of them even open til 7 in the morning. Woohoo!! The one I check out this trip was BOSS. The boss is so nice to me, kept on introducing all his regular chicks to me... had a blast. Had a hard time waking up and walked like a zombie in the afternoon with Alex, Rachel n Amanda. Still worth it =P.

Location: Soi O.A Theater / Rachaprarop Rd.
Tony: 089-068-9562

Chillin?

Suan-Lum is my best recommendation for those who just like to sit back and have a few imported beer and finger food. This place is just huge !! You can ask your girlfriend to go shopping at the night market there and you can bar hop like a happy monkey from one place to another *ekkeke*



This is where I got my 3 litre Paulaner beer for just 900 Baht (RM90)

Massage!!


After all that partying, your feet should be tired and stinking. Pamper yourself to a nice massage while trying to kill your masseur with your smelly feet.



I oso dunno how they tahan -_-"

Ask for forgiveness

It is a custom for alot of foreigners to visit and also pay respect to the Thai Gods which will give you good fortune and protection.



I don't know if you believe it or not but the last time I prayed here 1 and a half year ago, I turned out to be very fortunate til now. And since now I'm praying there again, I think I'm going to be the next big thing pretty soon. *pray all Thai girl strip tonight* *joking*



It is also wise to ask for forgiveness after you have sinned too much fun in Bangkok. I prayed for *secret lah*



Too Cheap?

Erm... if you're just too cheap for cheap Bangkok, then there is the 'Tuk tuk' option left. Pay 50baht to get in a 'Tuk tuk' to drive you around Bangkok and while you are enjoying the city lights of Bangkok from afar, you can 'feng tao' to their disco light *kekeke*