Must do's in Bangkok

There are just several things that you must do when you go to Bangkok if you're a party seeker.

Get a trustable, hamsap looking Taxi driver

Trust me, he who looks hamsap knows best. *kekeke* This trip my taxi driver's name is this...



'nuff said. This will definitely save you alot of money and time as he will be more than willing to bring you to these places. I think coz he oso wanna go *kekeke*

You still gotta eat..!!

Nothing like drinking your Singha beer along with deliciously hot Tom Yum Guung in Bangkok before the party begins.







There are just too many restaurants to name in Bangkok but I suggest don't just go to the big ones, try those that locals go to as they are so much cheaper and sometimes even better coz the expensive ones cater for the 'kwai lous'.









Ngmm... yums! damn it... missing Thai food already.


Go to the a-GoGo Bars

You just gotta experience it ... but make sure you tie rubber band around your 'lil brother' coz he might have a hard time. *kekeke* If really cannot tahan, I suppose you just gotta buy alot of these..



coz the girls or half girls there gonna try their best to lure you and turn you to a good puppie..





Just be sure you don't get drunk here coz you might end up with a she-male which won't be too good.

The ones that I've went before are Soi Nana and Soi Cowboy. These two places is enought to make you go bananas and wanna jump on the girls like a cowboy. This trip didn't get to see the ones in Patphong because its closed -_-" %&$#^^^!

Go to RCA

There are at least 6 humongous clubs here filled with highschool and college chickadees waiting to see you. *lol* Amongst them is the infamous Route 66 & Flix/Slim

This is Flix




This is Route 66








These two places makes Malaysian's club look like tiny pubs -_-".



You can definitely get lost in them, and even if you got good sense of directions... your radar will 'kebaboom' with the amount of hot Thai chicks there all dancing like this...



It is a holy cow clubbing experience... promised! The girls will loved it too..



Go to rowdy smaller sized bars

Here you'll get to see the real underground stuff...where local Thai girls come for after party and a lil bit more. These are favourite spots among the 'Ang mohs' and you'll get to see them being happy monkeys. *kekekek*



The party scene here is more laid back and just plain good crazy fun time =) Wear a slipper and your boxers and sway ur belly everywhere oso can.



They are also the only clubbin' option after 3am. Some of them even open til 7 in the morning. Woohoo!! The one I check out this trip was BOSS. The boss is so nice to me, kept on introducing all his regular chicks to me... had a blast. Had a hard time waking up and walked like a zombie in the afternoon with Alex, Rachel n Amanda. Still worth it =P.

Location: Soi O.A Theater / Rachaprarop Rd.
Tony: 089-068-9562

Chillin?

Suan-Lum is my best recommendation for those who just like to sit back and have a few imported beer and finger food. This place is just huge !! You can ask your girlfriend to go shopping at the night market there and you can bar hop like a happy monkey from one place to another *ekkeke*



This is where I got my 3 litre Paulaner beer for just 900 Baht (RM90)

Massage!!


After all that partying, your feet should be tired and stinking. Pamper yourself to a nice massage while trying to kill your masseur with your smelly feet.



I oso dunno how they tahan -_-"

Ask for forgiveness

It is a custom for alot of foreigners to visit and also pay respect to the Thai Gods which will give you good fortune and protection.



I don't know if you believe it or not but the last time I prayed here 1 and a half year ago, I turned out to be very fortunate til now. And since now I'm praying there again, I think I'm going to be the next big thing pretty soon. *pray all Thai girl strip tonight* *joking*



It is also wise to ask for forgiveness after you have sinned too much fun in Bangkok. I prayed for *secret lah*



Too Cheap?

Erm... if you're just too cheap for cheap Bangkok, then there is the 'Tuk tuk' option left. Pay 50baht to get in a 'Tuk tuk' to drive you around Bangkok and while you are enjoying the city lights of Bangkok from afar, you can 'feng tao' to their disco light *kekeke*