I have a big toilet problem today, no...its not what I ate... but this...
Erm.. where am I suppose to go? I'm no woman, and i'm not gentle... gosh.. I relied on faithful bushes. Apa ni? Can't a man pee properly anymore?
Anyways, I had dinner and drinks with Mr. Hamsap Kwai Lou tonight. While fetchin him back to his condo, I saw this advertisement..
Me: Hey, Hamsap Kwai Lou....wat the hell is your car doing up there?
Mr. HKL: Er....sorry...I was drunk
(bloody hamsap kwai lou is full of crap)
I also had the weirdest food ever tonight... if you're a PJ'ian, you'd have known Williams mamaks a.k.a Kedai Haram Tepi Jalan.
Hm.... I didn't quite enquire bout why it is 'haram' (illegal) but I found out why when I started askin Mr. William (the owner) for recommendations
Me: What spicy dishes you recommend?
William: ohh.... you try 'Chow Hai Fan'!!
Me: *lol*!!! what?!
William: It's nice.. try try
Me: errr...ok *HAhahahAA*
(Chow Hai in cantonese meant 'smelly pussy' or 'fried crab') He obviously named it this way on purpose. You gotta be 18 and above to order food around here =P F*rkin genius. I love smelly pussy rice. Pussies smells good @ Williams. *no puns intended* =P Must try!
Saturday, June 9, 2007
Smelly pussy rice
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3 shots of whisky:
been reading yr blog for quite a while now.. entertaining blog u have.. err.. if u go to williams again, u try ordering their rolled sausage in cheese.. massive~! and delicious.. =].
sarur> thanks =), massive sausage with cheese? wahh...i would need a paper bag over my head to eat that. *ekkeke* sausage no pussies yes. *ahahah* I'll try it out =P
i just noticed, in chinese that meal u had is chow hai fan haa? when i ordered in malay, it is "nasi goreng ketam tomyam seafood udang sotong".. massive name.. massive meal.
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