Yours truly

I've been browsing around a few blogs nowadays n some have really caught my attention, some where really emo n stuff n some really provocative. It's been such a long time since I've ever set my mind on somethin really erm... true. But it does bring back some part of me. Nevertheless, lots of diggin were required.

It does really got me thinkin (which is somethin' dat I've not done in a very long time). Mebbe that is why I've not gotten much comment from anyone. You guys just laugh *click* laugh *click* den end it with the thought *aiyo...this victor is really one silly bastard*....hey...I KNOW!



So here I'm writin up another dumb post. One that you can reflect upon ...or think for a lil bit. I know its rare....so pls don't click the 'X' button you hamsap peepol.

That is the truth to it all isn't it? Some of us choose to live our life in sponteinety (is that a word?) and some of us just dwell in our emoness (ok...dat is not a word!) but heck..... it is a choice we begin to learn to live it. I believe so if you truly love this dumb blog~



So the real question is ....(is she naked upt there??)...*ekkekek* just kiddin. Ok ok...if you're single (like me)... n u're out there lookin' (not like me drinkin)... wat strikes you first? Appearance? Composure? Reaction? Character? ....wat? I know guys who goes...wooo....very pretty....'go go go!'... n some ...'she is damn cute!....'go go go!'... I'm clueless as it is. They are all cute, pretty in their own way and all 'go go go!' *ekkekeke* No...but seriously, how does one know when one does not relly know the other? ....i mean ... truly know. That is important rite? But then again... that is so hard to know~ Or m I too drunk most of the time?!

Thoughts of the lame:

If I ever get a girlfriend...please don't tell her bout his blog.. ok peeps? Else I'll get this message

Girlfriend: Dear... a friend of mine just showed me your blog. You think very funny eh?.... SEE YOU AROUND STUPID VACKO!

(Now i know why i'm still single -_-")

So if you're some pretty hawt chick, and you just so happen to bump into this blog...pls pls pls.... don't judge me k?! and ...erm ... please click 'X' on the top right hand corner and forget u're here =P And yea... this guy named Victor Tan is not me....I'm just his writer who is an idiot. Victor is muh good bro and he is a damn nice guy. So please ....before you leave.... leave ur contact la for him k? *ekkeke*

June Baby B'day!

Another June baby just turned one year older.



And dis June baby is unique coz her name is June too. =)...and she is also muh a babe =P. Yeap....Happy Birthday June!!! May all your wishes comes true.



We celebrated her b'day @ Velvet, where else rite? and wooooot.. it is one hell of a good night! (that is the reason why i blogged so late coz bz enjoyster mah!).

Her good bro, Eugene made this card for her. Ain't that sweeet =P Just like what I got from muh sis. (Eh...bro...u haven't tell me how I'm going to 'kow' June leh!...help la...) *ahem*



And what is a b'day without birthday kisses m i right?! Lol....check out how my bro here looks like when he is kissing *kekkeke*



He looks like he jus slammed his face against the wall.*hahahha*

What happened dat night? WE drank, den I....er dance the whole time...*scratch head*...erm....everythin very vague now ...super memory lost. That's how much we drank. The next mornin' afternoon....me and muh bro sent her back. And gosh....tthat is a whole other story to tell.



You see....muh bro hav told me that she stayed far..but he didn't tell me it was on another continent. *stres* It took me 40 minutes to get to her place.....to me, it seemed like I was driving across the border towards Thailand. -_-" She stays in U.K man....why does all the hot nice girls hav to stay so far?



A message to the b'day girl:

"June babe....although I like you alot, but I think this might just be a problem. We keep in touch thru MSN ok? When I save enough money, I'll migrate over to your country. I'll send you love letters everyday n' pray that you won't forget me for I won't forget you. God is not fair, why must He keep such a great distance between us" =P *kekekeke*

JUst kiddin' yea? Who knows whenever I got full tank...I might just miss you enough to go down to U.K and see you. =)

P/S: June...I owe you one Iguana eh? So when we going to go buy la? (She likes Iguanas *shrugs*)

Bimbo moronic entry

I just bumped into this 'Family guy' video and found it freaking hilarious insultin to bimbo girls. Hey... think about it ....without them, g-strings won't be invented, heck... without them life would be so harsh *sweat*



Go go Paris Hilton!!! *rolls matchbox car over bumpy mountains*

But honestly, not relli into this sorta girls. Nice to look, nice to touch, but can't hold a decent conversation. Sienzzzzzzzzz desu ne~~ but still....nice to look nice to touch =P HeY!!! GoD maDE mE ThiS Way!!!

My drinking problem

I hav a big confession, I have a drinking problem.



Mine is a lil different tho..."If Tom drinks 1 bottle of whisky and Dick drinks 4 cups of tequila, and Harry drank just water....how much did I drank?

I guess a lil too much la =P

Charm & Beauty

Have you heard of Natalie Fong? or better known as the hot female blogger budderflyx?



She joined us tonight for Velvet, it was her first time =/. And may I say for a first timer....she relly did rocked the night away. *scratch head*



Like I said in my previous post about peepol younger than me....they just hav talent. And Natalie's talent is making me drool and sweat her charm n' beauty.



I don't think any of you would disagree. I got burned relli bad when I was dancin with her... vic plus young hot chick dancing = fried vic. After I had a few third degree burn, I decided to bring her up the podium before I get roasted.



Olivia on the other hand was running around the club selling condoms @ RM25 per pack!!! *ekkekeke*



yea...it is some sort of game her friends made her do because it's her Hen's night (lady's bachelor night). Yea...RM25 is freakin expensive for a pack of condoms. She ran around club and manage to convince me to buy it



....den I ran around the club.... not managing to convince anyone to help me use it -_-" Ended up, I got fed up and did this!



It actually make quite a good whisky bottle cap =P

Good things in life comes in many colors, shapes and sizes =P But can you handle it?





Can you?

Malaysia's Bloggers Night Out!

Thoughts of the lame:

It is summer time and it seems like I'm seeing more and more peepol finding a partner of their own, sendin flowers, singin love songs and expressin their feelings

Some people are willing to climb mountains for another.... wah lao...mountain not easy wei! I'll just take the escalator =P

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My sister is holding out a party this coming 14th of July and we are going to celebrate "Malaysia's Bloggers Day!". So everyone is invited!!! Even the kopitiam Ah Sam sellin char siu pao also inviteD! Lol~ ...no la... but seriously... everyone including you is invited =)

VENUE : Friendster Cafe [Damansara Perdana]
LG01 & 01A, Plaza Emerald
Jalan PJU 8/3A, Damansara Perdana.
47820 Petaling Jaya. Selangor Darul Ehsan






So hope to see you guys there, those that I already know and those that I've not met before =) It will be a grand event. Those that are interested please provide your vital stats name to confirm dat you're attending.

DATE : 14th July! TIME : 8PM 'til late!
THEME: ANYTHING THAT BEGINS WITH "H". Dress up and tell us what you are!
(There will be BEST DRESSED PRIZE!)


Here are the list thus far...

FEMALES

Elaine Tan
Natalie Fong Jean (Girl, let your blogger friends know too, k?)
Chian Hoon [hot non-blogger]
Khoo Wendy [hot non-blogger]
Zee Zee
Michelle Yap [hot non-blogger]
Cheryl
kinkyjasmine

MALES

Tim
Victor Tan
Daniel Franklins
Johnson Teoh
Adrian Wee
Vanilla Sky
FengY
Jerry Ong
Kenny Ng (Planning to have a gig, *smiLe*)
CKYeo
Alex [charming non-blogger]
XetaJones
Rauff
Jerry Ong
Cedric Ang

Woman mathematics

I found this banner in one of my friend's friendster photo section. *ekekekke*



If you follow this equation correctly, it is save to say that the saying "More money, more problem" is true. =P Sigh I need more money^2 *wink*

Crazy kids nowadays

I remember when I was a boy, my proudest moment would be being able to ride a bike without fallin down more than twice or doing some menial dumb stunt like breaking the head of my younger sister's barbie doll or jumpin on a ball and fallin on my back. I've noticed that kids nowadays no longer have these stupid silly childhood days anymore; they are either playing some 3D serial killer video games, hackin some bank or are extra observant and rational minded. I mean these are kids wei!? What happened to silly dumb kids that do all kind of naughty stuff.

Like these two kids that joined Britain's Got Talent George and Connie...gosh~ one can break dance better than those MTV dancers


and the girl who can sing her heart out. Gosh... what happened to Barbie dolls and stupid dumb pranks.



sigh...oh wells. Least I got to break some Barbie doll's head when I was young =P

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I had a great time today having dinner with two gorgeous ladies. One you might have seen before if you frequent my dumb blog



and the other...hmm... if you think she is gorgeous. Too bad boys...taken and her big day will be in a months time. =P Congrats Olivia, so happy for you =) More info on her wedding soon. Keep all of you posted =P Another leng lui gone... resources are depleting weii~

Moron

Thoughts of the lame:

Whisky gives you a 40% chance of getting a hangover but a 60% chance that a girl might just bend over
Beer only gives you a 5% chance of getting a hangover but a 95% chance that either a girl might not drink or fail to bend over because of her big tummy.
Choose wisely my fren =P
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Last week I learned something new. I learned the difference between idiots, imbecile and moron.



Now I know I should stop calling my frens morons....they are actually idiots *kekekeke*. Sorri peeps. =P

I Found Heaven

I found out where heaven is today while I was at my office with a heavy hangover. Heaven is in Taiwan, somewhere in the Tai Chung province. I bet you'd agree with me *slurp*



I'm bookin my next flight to Taiwan...heaven here I come~

TiMe fOr BuRfDay

Birthday Countdown @ my place

Since its my birthday, and ain't anymore days tat might come by where I can get all of my friends to gather together, I decided to make the most out of it =P I had a pre birthday celebration at my place for the countdown before the big night.



Played some drinkin games over movies. Wished I could ask everyone to come for the night but I'm afraid I can't =/ Soree.



Thanks everyone that did come for the cake and the fun. Love ya to bits.



Birthday Night @ Loft

...but nonetheless, my heart was really thumpin when the night draw closer and closer to 11pm. I was really scared that with the crowd that is comin' I might be drunk in half n hours time. But hey....I survived the night. And to top that, almost everyone did turn up for my lil' birthday party....I think probably 50 over people came (I think)....looked like some kinda wedding dinner =P. (Hey....where is my future wife?)



Thanks everyone for turnin' up for my birthday. All of you made it so amazingly memorable that at one moment, I almost felt like cryin. Yea man.....uncle cryin....not that good eh?! Luckily no one saw =P



What is a birthday without going back to what we use to do when we were just born. Sucky sucky anyone!? Almost everyone did.











Codee was the only girl dat dare to suck it.. way to go....way sexy too~



All in all, it was one of the most wonderful night in my life. I wish I could take all the ladies back home =P All this for lil me, I'm so touch guys and hope everyone had as much fun as I did that night (I know some of you really did....grrr..how can~!) *ekkekekeke*

Some were dancing in between babes,



Some were huggin' and kissin.. ehh...not me.I was busy hostin



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Some were terribly drunk





Some were....errr....okei bros ~~~~~~~ didn't kno you go that way



Talk about days like these...I wish I could live this night forever. Once again, love all of you to bits!

Yep, I was actually standin at the end of the night. I think it could be because everyone was busy layanin (impressin) the girls. *phew*



Thanks babes....you save my life. I owe you lots of lovin' ....can take me anytime but only 3 at one time only ok ?!

After parteh!~

After the party, we decided it was not enought so we had another one...at Danny's place....and may I say his place is splendid.



Thanks for hostin us bro'. We watched movies and chilled there. And den someone decided to sleep....WHAT!? So....we had to do it.



Vickyvacko.blogspot.com proudly presents... 'Jeff de Meow'. Sleep somemore la Jeffrey *ekekkee*

The pressies

Other than a great memorable night for a big old boy ...Hien Yeong passed me a bag wit a big box inside. He told me he got me a phone.. in my mind...I was really crossin my hands for iPhone or somethin nice. but guess wat?....



Summore the phone name 'King Kong'. Wah lao eh....stress. Oh...well...there goes my hope of ownin an iPhone...now I got a bPhone. B for Beng. This phone just makes peepol wanna do this.



"Ehhhh....An Chua!? Beh Sai AR? KanaSai!"

Thaanks bro....lol. Had great fun with it. Basket...got me all excited =P

Mr. Hamsap Kwai Lou & Mariko got me a card. For a Kwai Lou....this guy is a good bro after all =)



Saturday night

What happen in Velvet today!? When I reached, the gang passed me this table card.



*speechless*...I love you sis. You're the best sis a guy can have. I'm just that lucky. *sniff*

THANK YOU EVERYONE!!!!!!