Dear Sis

My sis is going to Auzzie to continue her studies. I'm really glad for her that she decided and admire her courage in doing so under the circumstances. Don't worry sis, I'm always here if you need someone to talk to. As for Jay-Mie.. I can't really promise I'll be as good a caretaker as you but I'll make sure she is fine. I know you love her to bits. Hope you study hard when you're there and grow to be the woman I'm proud to call my sister. I believe so you can =) Thanks for being there through my hardest moments, and I'll visit you soon k. Come back more often.

Jay-Mie

As for Jay-Mie, I can't wait to see it grow to wolf size. Among all the pets you've owned, this is my fav. Til its like wolf size le...hehe. Love ya lots sis. Mom and dad will be proud of you.

Small Jay-Mie, hehehe... I'll post pic of her when she gets really big =)

SuperSexyBabe Strikes Again!!

Hey guys, sorry for the delay in posting. Our streamX fehlaas were too jealous of my blog and decided to cut my freakin' line off. Then they knew what a big mistake they have made when they can't see me anymore. Lol... Ok fark that.. Please, you guys made me have to spend money on the cybercafe trying to do work online... and end up playing DOTA instead. Bloody hell!

Anyways, for those who have kept up readin muh blog, and still remember the supersexy babe that msg me... yeah.... guess wat happened!! OMG... 2 weeks later she was at the scene again. We had a few drinks, and ... fark.. I was thinking not to include the details this time coz wat happened was kinda gross but screw dat.

So what happened was we ended kissin n' pls guys....cannot resist leh. I relli tried. For the sake of man, I tried not to lose my control!! RELLI!! Lol. So tell me...Who the hell talks half way while drinkin and forces the guy to put down his cup and start doing mouth to mouth (and tongue wrestling) for 5 minutes. Man, I can honestly say I was sexually harrassed by a girl. A supersexy one. Then later on she whispered

SUPERSEXYBABE: 'I wanna follow you home but can't coz its my first day'
ME: (honestly) wat first day? (first day working as ...?)
SUPERSEXYBABE: .... (took my hand and descended it down to her ..

... and pulls up skirt)


ALL THIS HAPPENED RIGHT INFRONT OF THE DANCE FLOOR!!! Nevermind guys, don't call 911.... i manage to survive that night. But for some particular reason..I forget wat... NOTHING HAPPENED! And den I got blamed for it...wah...STRESS!!


I bluff you??? wah lao... DAmn it.... I took another cold shower again. Grr..!

No Pork vs Hyuk Hyuk

Since my internet connection is down for the mean time, I can't do my usual bloggin. So this will be a blog filla for those that actually reads my blog and have nothing better to do with their lifes. Hehe.. Just kiddin... I know you all just can't get enuf of my stupid day to day life. Hope you guys like this two videos....I cried laughin.

No pork! I tell you NO pORK!

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Hyuk Hyuk

A day out in Mid Valley

Gosh, its been such a long time since I've been to Mid Valley and walking around the mall with Michelle sorta broke lose all the old memories. This place used to be my second home (now replaced by Velvet), not that I'm a shopaholic, but me and another particular someone loved to hang out here every Saturday for dinner, shoppin and movies. What a coincidence that the day I went was also another Saturday.



Let me introduce this girl to you, she is Michelle. Vital stats.. (just kidding) She is so easy to get along with, bubbly, straight forward, and from what I can tell; has a very strong yet subtle persona indeed. That is for the good side la... Now for the bad, she shop shop shop shop shop almost everyday (heheh), very spoiled (u admit first =P), and very hard to get her to drink with me (this is a bad point, least for me lah). Down to more useful information (for the guys..keke) , according to her she is gonna 'try' to be single for at least one month. -_- What a heap of confidence for making that kinda statement. Yea, that is the kinda statement you'll get from this gal, which I find so hilarous because she relli say it and meant it. Gambatte for that!! More gals should share that kinda strength.

For your information Michelle if you're reading this, I'm also 'trying' to be single le. It is just so hard la, I might just surrender. Lol

Thanks Michelle for a great day and so so sorry I made you wait 1 1/2 hrs in Cafe Allstars. An advice to everyone going to Mid Valley on Saturdays... go 1 1/2 hrs earlier to get a freaking parking space coz it is near impossible. Its so Fr3@k1n packed!!!

After mid valley, we head out towards Zouk for Saturday Night Life (SNL). I don't know why we went there so early but thank god coz it rained heavily.

Me and Michelle @ Terrace Bar chit-chattin' with Vivien (assistant floor manager)

When I saw Michelle shirt, this was the first thing that popped into my mind. Hehehe *evil grin* Take a nice pic and do this ..

Aww.. you choose me over all of them =P

Really ar Michelle ?? ? I knew it!! You wore that shirt to hint me right?? Hahaha....She kept on askin me to put up her pic in my frendster, my blog and write there "Love of my life" hahaha...headache la this gal when she talks like dat. So ...now you're saying i'm the love of your life la. Kekekek. Aiyo ... so bad. Hope she doesn't read this. hehehe...but luckily she gave me permission to write watever I want.

This is a picture we took inside Velvet. Alot more happened that night. Can't find the time to take a picture of yet another 'SMS attack'. The Supersexybabe strikes again. And this time, I almost fainted. Gosh... stay tuned. =)

My Playboy Moment

What was suppose to be just a early meet up in terrace bar of 3 turned out to be one impromptu gatherin of hot and sexy babes. And who had the priveledge of accompanying this 8 girls? Me. It actually took me a while before I decided to take a pic. What the hell, this kinda incident only happens like one or twice in a man's life not counting MR PLAYBOY himself.

This 30 minutes of guys all staring at our table might either boost my balls to never never land or ruin my innocent, happy-go-lucky character to the level of Hugh Hefnership.

Lucky bastard

I think if the reknown PLAYBOY mastermind was there that night, he might just give me a handshake and ask me to join his legion. Or better still, pass his throne to me.

Hahaha...Damn it!! Every guy should have at least one moment like this in his life. LMAO. What a lucky day for me =) Thanks Debbie for encouraging me to take this picture. I might never be the same anymore becoz of it. Lol..just kiddin'

The next day..

The rest of the night is still blurry to me, can't think straight for I had too much to drink. Man, my memory is so bad nowadays and every word and thoughts doesn't come out as easily as it used to. Even in my writings I can see the effects, I'm limiting myself to the very basic vocabs to make thinkin easier. I guess I've truly departed from the guy who use to think so much and so hard. Woke up this morning and stumbled into this IQ Test and I thought to myself... did I party too much til I lost 2/3 of my braincells? Took the test and phew... I'm still a farkin genius!! Hhehehe

Girls tie or guy's ? *Haiz

My sis just bought me a polkadot tie. I oso dunno why all out of a sudden but heck, I've been looking at it, trying to wear it and see how it looks like but somehow it doesn't feel right.

Not that I don't like it but it really looks like a girl's tie. Not only that the tie is 'ready-to-wear' which will make me look like a noobie in wearing tie (although I'm) but it has BIG BIG ROUND POLKADOTS. Sigh, great for mambo but I might overdo it and end up attractin a bunch of gay los. Oh yes, and one more thing...it has this cute little tail which adds so much 'gayness' in it.

Oh well, I might just be crazy enough to wear it one day to mambo. Maybe tonight. Hahaaaha. Thanks sis!

Man... I'll fit in with all the girls wearin polkadots...but I hope I don't get mistaken for one of them. Gal's tie or wat???

What is with the marriage craze?

I don't get it, almost every single day I'm hearing someone attending a wedding, someone talking about getting married or someone wants to get married. Did I miss the memo? Ello peeps? (grabs a girl just in case out of stock). Like in 5 days time, I'll be attending another wedding and that will make it the 4th wedding I've attended in this past 6 months. I've nothin' against those who are already in love, steady and are well prepared to take their relationship to the next level and tie the knot finally. But something strange is happenin..

It seems like those party goers too are catchin on with the latest 'I wanna get married' hype. I've been hearing from friends (especially girls) that they want to get married. Ok fine, they are about 23 and over so its around the appropriate time to get married. Then I hear rumours about another friend of mine that her boyfriend have proposed and she agreed. Errr... that is weird coz I saw how they met each other coz it just happened 3 months ago when we are attending another wedding. Seems like everyone is proposing here and there. What is happening? End of the world soon ar? Seems like love and security isn't really the main criteria anymore. Just head out to the next person beside you and hey....if he or she is single...get married la! Wah lao, make marriage sounds like buying teh-o ais in mamak store, so simple. What happens when the teh-o ais got insect? Just shout la...BOSS, TUKAR WEI!.


I don't know if you guys feel or not. But if its the end of the world ...ok fine...I'll join in the fun.

"Will you marry me?... err...wats your name again ?"

Seems like everyone is going at it. Also another thing I've notice is that kl girls nowadays are so wild. Don't get me wrong... NO COMPLAINTs HERE!! GAMBATTE! Lol.... just abit shock thats all coz it wasn't like dat a few years back. Some people say it is due to the population ratio in our KL city. There are more girls here than guys. Not sure if that is true, but it seems like so. So girls are going at it in the dance club as though its a warzone. Hahaaha.... (*opps too loud).

Its true! They are dressing skimpier, dancing wilder and drinkin harder. Good for us guys who go out party but this craze is going to hit us later when we finally marry one of them. Apa jadi? Your wife will look like Kenny Sia due to too much alchohol, make up and late nights.

Source: Kennysia.com

Maybe that is why all the girls are trying to get married fast. I heard from one girl friend of mine complaining..."guys ar...all same la... make sure ur husband rich can dy". Wah, thats like making sure the mamak is BIG can already, got rats running around oso nevermind. *mouth wide open*

Maybe its the hormones making them wanna have kids soon. (That is what I heard from one of my colleague *shrugs*) Or maybe I really did misplace the memo that the world is gonna end soon, so why not marry someone? Hmm... but there is one good thing about all this. Its the competition among the 'char boh', trust me its good. Coz just today one of my girl friend was talking to me on msn and she was telling me that she is searching for porn. I say for wat? and guess wat she said?

So as a kind friend, I volunteered. *zip..lol.

This craze is good and I hope some of the fastfood restaurants catch up on the trend. Who knows...there might be so much over supply that this babes would ask them for help to marry them off.

Err, just make sure you don't supersize your meal this time. *wink

3 Things To Make Sure While Partyin'

The great thing about technology nowadays is that hey..it really gives us the ability to get things done fast! Well, I didn't realize how important it is til lately I was hit right in the head (not the one on my shoulder) when I receive this message after one hell of a clubbin' night.

The problem of me being TULAN is because I receive it only when I'm back home since my handphone battery was dead. Man, I was happy til I got this message den I realize how much more happier I could've been. *Hit myself in the head* Sigh.. I gave this chick a call to *ahem* check if she is okay. Have to take care of friend wa!? GUess wat... I went nuts after that and decided I should hang myself for being too drunk =P Here is how the conversation went..

ME: Hello..

SUPERSEXYBABE: Hi...where are you? Are you on the way?

ME: I'm at home la...

SUPERSEXYBABE: Come here... I wait for you...err..hold on ar (drunken voice)

ME: (wait) ....

SUPERSEXYBABE: (silence)... (thumpin noises)...ahhh...ahhhhh

ME: (temperature rising ....SI BEH TU LAN!)

I put down the phone and I went for a cold shower and came back and tried to sleep. But obviously cannot. I was *ahem ...worried for her safety. =P So0... I decided to call her back.

SUPERSEXYBABE: WHERE ARE U ? You here yet?

ME: Someone is there la gal...ehheehhe (not funny!)

SUPERSEXYBABE: wHY? Got guy here you cannot stand ar?

ME: *Speechless*

I didn't go, coz the thought of seeing another guy's penis in action will turn me off so bad that I'll jump off Cititel. So I think this is the biggest lesson I learned in my clubbin career. There is 3 things you just have to make sure so that this kinda thing never happen again.

Lesson One: Make sure your phone is fully charge

Lesson Two: Make sure you're not so stupid to leave your supersexybabe alone while you seek your friends for directions for second round

Lesson Three: Don't go second round! BRING HER BACK HOME LA SOR HAI!

OK ok... Actually I'm not that hype up. I'm way too innocent anyways. What the hell.... girls nowadays makes me go nuts. Sigh...modern girls with their modern gadgets can make a guy lose their sanity. hehehe...wat a night!

This is what happens when you mix with them too much. I got prove of a very very pitiful victim.

Who is happiest during CNY?

Damn it, can't wait for Chinese New Year man! Its been 2 years since I didn't celebrated CNY and somehow I don't feel that Chinese anymore because of that. Can't wait for all my friends to gather and lose all their money to ME!! MUAHAHAHA!!

Yeap! You guy owe me two years of ANG POW, plus all the money I should've won. This is also the first year that I finally learned how to play Mah Jong thanks to Cindy Chan and gang! Sigh, miss playing mah jong with my sifus. Not gonna put any pics up for this post coz to be honest pretty lazy already =) and I gotta wake up in 3 hrs to go Johor. Man, I'm going to miss MAMBO this wednesday. But no worries parteh people, I'll be back in a jiffy.

By the way, I still remember every CNY sure got blocks everywhere. Aiya, you know why la. Seems like I'm not going to be the happiest person this coming CNY. We know who are the happiest =) Shhhh.... just make sure got spare change in your wallet when you go drinkin'. Haahaha. Let me practice my speech to perfection first...

Up and comin' scenario this CNY

Drunken me: Boleh tolong encik? Saya driver saja la.. minum sikit saje..
*Encik*: Mau tolong macam mana?
Drunken me: Tak de banyak, ni saje.. nanti mau makan lagi..
*Encik*: Ok la... lain kali jangan ok?

*I drives away* and he starts to..

*shakes head*

HAPPY ADVANCE CHINESE NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!

F*king car thiefs in Malaysia

My Honda baby

I just resprayed my car to white. Almost sold this baby of mine but didn't have the heart to let it go. This car been through all the good and bad with me so I still wanna keep it for another year or two. Actually didn't have the heart to respray it even but alas I've realized that I've outgrown the WILDC.A.T.S comic airbrush. So I asked my kind sis to take the car for respray. Thanks Fadhil and sis, couldn't have done it without you. I would have taken the sprayin' can from the car spray' man and spray him. 'CIBAI!!! DON'T TAKE AWAY MY BELOVED AIRBRUSH!'

Luckily that didn't happen and now he is still sprayin' cars happily and not traumatized from one crazy insane "I wanna spray my car but decided to spray the man I paid to do the job instead" person. I don't wanna say who but *points at myself*

So goodbye my beautiful airbrush...

I love you long time man... but you gotta go.



Yea so no more 'Monster car' - Cindy, 'Cartoon che'- Eva or 'Ultraman's car' - random kid in McD. Its now all white thanks to Mr. Car Spray Man.



And guess wat??? I park muh car at the housin' area opposite Sunway Lagoon Hotel and KNN .... somebody have the audacity to break into my car and attempt to hot wire it!!! Fuckin' Banglas or CINA BENGS. Now I gotta spend money fixin new brackets for my dashboard coz YOU farkin broke it! Oh sorry, you don't understand English. Haramjada or KNBCB to you!!!!




Lucky for me as accordin to my mechanic its hard to hotwire my car. Else I would have ended up in one of these statistic. -_-. The government ought to do something about car theft in Malaysia.




While surfin online on this topic, I stumbled across this article. E-plate? Apa tu ?





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Apparently the government already suggested to do use E-plate to curb the car theft situation in this country. Its some sorta microchip embedded into your number plate and with an E-plate reader our fellow policeman can track cars that are stolen up to 100m radius. So when the hell am I gonna get one Mr. B? I want one la!

Spycam in Wonderland - Mambo @ Zouk

Apparently it seems as though everyone have been catchin' me in my drunken action... So I thought I'd return the favour (hehehe). Yea...for the first time I brought a camera to a disco. So as always, Mambo never fails me, and I think all those that have joined us would agree. Except for one guy (I forget what is his name, but you'll know who after reading this..hehe).

So here is how the night went. I went to pick up the dancin queen (Ashlynn). Took a few pic of her in a white dress (what ya think?).

She bought this dress just for the night =)

She made me laugh all the way to Zouk. She actually bought this dress in advance for the 'First Mambo of 2007". Crazy eh.... not quite. She got a red dress ready for CHINESE NEW YEAR MAMBO! Damn.. and I don't even know when is that -_-. Better go buy a calendar first. Anyways, me and her are set for another crazy awesome night!


AT ZOUK..

Yea, for all of you that don't know this... Zouk is one of the best club in the world. Yeap...this egg shape building is now officially my second home. Met some of the craziest party people right here and the hawtest chicks 2.

Ok la Ok la, I'll make it more informational...Zouk is a nightclub in Singapore and KL. The club is named after the French Creole word for 'party'. The first Zouk was opened in Singapore in 1991 and have been popular eversince. They are famous for their party-going crowd, foreign DJs and themes especially their infamous MAMBO JAMBO NIGHT.

Tonight...we party mainroom =) Alvin's favourite night

Yea...this is the night we went =). Oh ya...according to our Mambo queen (HOT Ashlynn), the theme tonight is 'Alice in MamboLand'. Too bad nobody named ALICE but we got Alicia. Will do... SNAP*

Alicia in Mamboland

While waiting for the drinks to come, might as well snap some photos.

Ashlynn and Jia Er (I hope that is how you spell your name =x)

Ashlynn & mushroom

Glowin' Krystal & Ashlynn

Me and Rachel

Me and Debbie

Kenny a.k.a Firestarter is at it again. If anyone of you out there don't know how to kick start a parteh or can't get drunk enough... you need a buddy like Kenny. If you don't get drunk, you are F*KING LUCKY. We went at it once more... man.. you guys just can't wait to get drunk eh?! By the way, Kenny is one tricky B%#TaRD.. hahah... bugger.... if he can't get you to go 5 seconds (pourin' straight from the bottle for 5 sec), he will device some evil plan to get you somehow. Pour half glass neat and a drop of mixer -_-. If that don't get you... he will pour you a 'Sex on the Beach lookalike' (sorry to spill your beans bro).Brother...how you think of all this went you're drunk ? ? Wah LAO eh!

I tot I knew his plan but .. kena twice that night. $%$%^%@. Vic = Drunkard. Vic = Drunken Master when meet Kenny. Diu lor ... heehhe. But Kenny got drunk too... and I have to take him and Alicia's pic 6 times to get it right.. -_-

Andrew have to teach him how to take a proper pic. Lol.

For better view go to:- http://vacko837.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/18/1?xurl=%2Fphotos%2Fphoto%2F18%2F1

Late comers arrived! and the PARTEH began...

Ashlynn & Frens

Melissa, Claudia, Dor & Mary

Suet Yan & Sai Kit

Me & Sor poh

Me and Choi May

This fehla had a bit too much to drink. He looks like he forgotten something.. This is my best bet =)

Did you steal his gal Alvin ? ? You look like you did something wrong. Harhar

Alvin & Smokin' Rachel

In the end, I myself got drunk and couldn't careless about taking perfect pictures. So I don't know how I got these pics but they sure the hell are funny.

Ryan, Malcolm & Jeff

The gal that got total lost

2 bad only got one pic of this chick...she was dead drunk but dances way hawt!!

Hmm.... CAUGHT IN THE ACT!! MAUHAHAHA. What you whisperin' ?? Looks like F**

Nevermind... I help you fix it.

Ok la... much better. Hehehe

The best is yet to come. I'll let this picture speak for itself in case I offend anyone. LMFAO.

He sure does seems like he is enjoyin himself.. .. hope Choi May actually knows him.

Heehe.... and for some reason this picture was one of the last I've taken. Since I'm drunk, I only can make out what happen in the first pic and why is he still like that in the next. Chill bro!! there is always tomorrow =)

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Mambo+Drinkin+Dancing = Fun. Highly recommend it to everyone =)

What a night.. and damn my back hurts from this. Good night peeps.