Stupidest song of the century..
LMAO!! If there is one person that got famous being sor hai, it has to be Stephen Chou. We should have more movies like these to spark up our boring life.

Monday, October 6, 2008
Sor Hai King
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Victor Tan
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3:52 AM
1 shots of whisky
Monday, September 29, 2008
Missing My Blog
Its 7 a.m right now and I have not slept yet. Man, I really missed bloggin'... need to get this over with so I can fan gao. The things I do for you guys ... you all don't really know la. I spend so much, go out party when I'm dead tired, take quality photos ...all for wat?? For you la!! Now, my sleep oso at stake. Aiseh.. =P
First thing first, (after cutting the crap) lol ... my dear friend Rachel is about to go off to Hong Kong. =( First Christina, now you Rachel. Why all of you planning to leave me here alone ah? Adui... gonna miss partying with you too =)
Make more leng lui Hong Kong hootchimommas good friends in Hong Kong so that you can intro to me you will have a good time there okei~~? Take care girl..
It never did occur to me that I have a problem being close to a bunch of girls. I mean... I've been training very very hard lah. But last week after taking a drunk piss in Velvet toilet on my way back to my table.... Kaney (my beloved 2nd tai kar che) pulled me over to one table packed with models. Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4,... but 538 models. Okeii... mebbe minus 500, but 38 long legged models... *sweat*. I use all my fingers and toes also left back 1 toe 1 finger. I quickly used them to cover my eyes before they popped out and get out of there. *lol*
Here is a sneak preview..
There should be a sign somewhere that states "Beware, too many models ahead!"
Most Mermerizing Eyes...
Hmm... can someone tell me siapa ni perempuan dengan mata yang bling bling? The time I took this photo, my kepala was winnng wiiiing. =/
Her namecard states that she is an actress. 0_0
And since my name card states that I'm a director now (actually it is die-rector...kerja sampai mati..), nonetheless... I think its about time I direct a movie. IRENE!!! want to star in my super sexy R-rated movie? *lol* Opps... she is gonna kill me for this.
And here Sonia goes again with her signature pose.
Every time she does this, my camera gets smoky. SERIOUSLY... check out the smokes in the photo. Sigh, why my camera have to be so hamsap..*shrugs*
Oh yah... and another thing. I notice that nowadays got alot of sexy girl on girl action wei. Seems like a bunch of them have no faith in guys no more... =~(
What you guys doing lah? I work so hard being super gentle and nice to them... you guys go ruin it all for the rest of us. Aiyo... gentle siu siu. *lol*
Who is the hottest babe in town last two weeks? I gotta hand it to our own Miss Malaysia - Levy Lee
pssst... Levy..., he is Spiderman wannabe! (look at the hand).
It is just too bad that I really don't have time to blog lately, coz I really do enjoy writing for all of you guys the stupid things that have happened in my life. Nonetheless, I'll try my best to update as much as I can =) Cheers peepol, don't cry ... if you can't get your life back on track without reading this blog... come join me den at the party. *ngek ngek*
okei... now I can sleep *snoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
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Victor Tan
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6:44 AM
0
shots of whisky
Labels: Memories, Shiny Disco Balls, Tragedy and Irony
Friday, September 26, 2008
God is a Girl
It is already common knowledge that most living thing in this world are attracted to the female. This is of coz with the exception of gays... hmm.. I wonder why?
But in most cases, whenever a sexy girl walks up the stage or bypasses... the hamsaplous will go *toing*, the not so hamsaps will go *gawkin* with big eyes and mouth wide open.. ,
the females will go *hmm* or mebbe *f#cK!n b!tc#* in jealously. Heck, even dogs will go barkin' with a hard-on.
Where is the best place to witness this phenomenon, ... go to a beauty contest lor.
One by one these girls are all on a mission ... and that is to showcase their beauty 110%.
In normal days, you might not see them in such light. Haleelujah to the power of make ups. Unlucky coz that is not all real lah.. =/ Somedays might look like this lah..
Hopefully not until like this lah... *alamak*
In normal days, they might walk like a tai kor....
but not today...
In normal times when they don't smile at you, now they do..
In normal times, they might speak hokkien...
but now they speak perfectly England... *kidding* ...
I think every man's wish is to have their girlfriend walk up their bed like a fashion show every now and den... (not with their mask on, and their granny panties..=P)
Funny thing, after the fashion show in Goddess last two weeks ago... I found the Goddess not on stage
but amongst the crowd .. *snap*.
Regardless, when a hot female is on a mission... they seem to have some weird power over us.. *stress*
Maybe God is a girl..
Or mebbe I'm just in love with the song lah..
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Victor Tan
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3:40 AM
0
shots of whisky
Labels: Personas, Shiny Disco Balls, What I think...
Friday, September 19, 2008
Everyday is MOF Day!
It is great that despite the crazy phase of my life right now in a new environment, I get to meet a few new friendly faces and great support from friends.
I may not have all of you mentioned here but just so you know, thanks alot guys (n of coz you girls lah!). Although I know some of you so bloody kiam siap just sneak by the outlet and think I didn't see. Bugger! *lol*
Anyways...
Special thanks to Ivy who have donated all her old (but very expensive) Japanese Female Magazines to MOF Japanese Sweets & Coffee.
May you know that because of you, now I can drool over all the hot hootchimommas at my outlet (if I'm free lah that is =P). Hmmm... no wonder nowadays alot of uncles keep flooding the outlet. =/
Also special thanks to Wan Ting who only became my cashier/service extraordinaire for ONLY THREE DAYS.
I tell you, just when I thought I have finally manage to find a great crew member for my cafe team.... this girl left us in three days. Apa lah! Some more lied to me that she is an English teacher but I found out after she left that she is actually a MASTER holder. Wahliu! I actually had a master holder to become my cashier for three days. Wan Ting... Wanting.. now I know what you 'want'. You want to con me -_-". But thank you though for showing to the crew what real service is all about =) She really did service all the uncle's kow kow. (Just kiddin' kekeke)
Another special thanks to Samantha who have provided me with a CD with all the Japanese songs so that I can play all day and all night at the outlet. Yeah...soon I'll be able to sing them coz it is repeating everyday. -_-"
And today Carol brought me some layered cake all the way from Sarawak.
Wahhh.... thanks girl and its damn nice lor. My staff ate half but luckily I snatched it from them before they finished it. Its really good!! yum...
Oh yah.. special thanks to all the leng luis that come in and out of the outlet.
You brighten my boring long hours. And also because of you all, my staff can feel energize to work (but not when you all around lah). When you all around, they only go 'googoo gaga'. Lol*
And of course special thanks to the pioneer crew of MOF in Malaysia who have struggled along with me in this venture.
Without you guys, I also don't know what to do. You can see me running around like roadrunner going 'beep beep' everywhere in the kitchen and on the floor. Good job guys =)
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.... which one of you go and punch the credit card wrongly ah!?!?
RM 37 dollar credit payment can become RM 0.37 cents credit payment. I think the customer and banker must be laughing his pants or her panties off -_-" Wah liu. Train train train... now you know why I so busy. =/
Last but not least, a very big thank you to my customers. Especially to those that have given us such a good review online such as masak-masak.blogspot.com, foodlah.com, jerryong.com and violetvoon.info
Your reviews ah, made my day =)
Posted by
Victor Tan
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5:59 AM
4
shots of whisky
Labels: Everyday livin', Personas, Tragedy and Irony