My Chick on Christmas

So alas, Christmas is over, and everyone is looking forward to a brand new year. This Christmas have been a memorable one for me, the good party times, the songs on the radio, my fellow friends and family and of course .. one more thing.


Best Christmas photo , it's a Christ-ina mas

Almost every Christmas, I always bring one chick for dinner. I must say that without her, Christmas is not so Christmas anymore. This poem is to that one chick that always makes me happy on Christmas. I guess its no secret anymore. On Christmas eve...


I laid her on the table.

So white clean and bare.

My forehead wet with beads of sweat.

I rubbed her here and there.

I touched her neck and then her breast.

And then drooling felt her thigh.

The slit was wet and all was set,

I gave a joyous cry.

The hole was wide...I looked inside.

All was dark and murky.

I rubbed my hands and stretched my arms...






And then I stuffed the turkey







Ngyum!! What? You never had turkey for Christmas ah? *keekkekeke*

Have a Happy New Year peepol!!

Kung Pao Chicks, Frozen China

Nightlife in ShenYang is not as bad as I expected. Like it or not, entertainment is a must in the Chinese society, especially true in China when the essence of preserving 'face' is very important in the Chinese business world. Thus, everything is humongous and beautifully decorated. Every nightclub comes with a KTV area, filled up with smooth skinned Chinamuis hostesses.... every Sauna stacked with facilities equivalent of a 5 star hotel.... every big dining restaurant has several floors with private meeting rooms each the size of our local kopitiam.



Talk about eating, before I left... my colleagues threw a farewell dinner for me. Within 10 minutes of the dinner I was already drunk coz 18 of them raised their glasses one by one to drink with me. It is chinese customs to drink one on one each time and not like us who cheers with everybody. I had a holy drunken dinner *burp*



Here are a few places that I went while I was in ShenYang..

Xita Korean Town

Xi Ta Korea Town ( 西塔 xī tǎ )
Address: Shi Fu Road and Taiyuan Street ( 市府大路和太原北街 )

When I first reach Xita, I felt abit entranced.. what I had expected was maybe a street with many small stores and restaurants but instead the whole street lit up as though I just took a cab that teleported me to the nightstreets of Hong Kong.



My eyes were invaded by so many neon lights from KTVs and Korean Restaurants... it is crazy.



I didn't really stayed long in Xi Ta because I was alone. No.. I don't wanna be singing alone -_-" but I did stop by a Korean restaurant for food. Had a few chat with the local Koreans there too who speaked Chinese and a lil English.



I found out that there is a Korean town here because Shen Yang is located very near to Korea (actually right beside) and alot of them migrated here a long long time ago. And also is a popular nightspot among many of Shenyang’s foreign students, as well as the “hip” crowd of young Chinese.

Sunny Night Club



Location: At the corner of Ba Jing Jie (八经街) and Jiu Wei Lu (九纬路), a few blocks north of Ma Lu Wan. All Shenyang taxi drivers know "wǔ yè yáng guāng."

Talk about big and classy clubs, Sunny Nightclub exterior and interior potrayed a very gothic architecture. It seems like I'm going into a place to do some dark ritual.. *thinks to self* mebbe that is what I've been doing after all *kekeke* A ritual that requires me in the centre and alot of girls around =P

Anyways, this club's sound system reminded me of the one I heard in a club in Las Vegas (Pure Nightclub)....simply crisp & clear, unlike those that is trying to make your ears bleed and ur brain explode. *lol*

Nightly, starting around 8:00, there is a Philippino band that plays Chinese and English pop and rock music. After thata it is pure China-techo pop. What you expect... its China wat?

SOS Nightclub

SOS Club ( SOS俱乐部 )
Address: 287 Taiyuan Nan Jie ( 和平区太原南街287号 )
Phone: (0) 24 8868 1111



This place is definitely my favourite. Why? Coz it is new and it really has everything a club actually needs.Too bad that I couldn't take much photos here as I was not allowed to.. but steal steal take abit got lah *ekkeke*

I tell you, this place is the IT for me if I ever were to come close to a club that pimped to the max. It is two stories high, with 20 over enclosed VIP sofa areas upstairs and downstairs surrounding the bar and dancefloor,



a humongous stage in front,



a pole dancing area inside the bar area...



and everything to the toilet had neon lights glowing on my thing. I could have swear that at some point when I was drunk and peeing, I felt like Luke Skywalker with a light saber *kekekeke*.

WTF... isit China's electricity free or what??



Half way through, I also noticed 10s of china muis walking to certain patrons in between the crowds. It appears they also have hostesses ready to accompany lonely patrons if they are ready to pay for them. Wah liu.. wished I could take pictures of them tho, but I was afraid some China mafia gonna take a machine gun out.. so better not. I shoot them, they shoot me, but my weapon got no bullet -_-" No good...

Anyways, I met a girl named Xia Ping (snowing Ice) on my first day there and had became friends. (no... it is not what you think) She and her kungpao friends joined us too. I had a kungpao time =P



Really had a great time when I was there =)

Have a China Christmas?

Polar Tan would like to wish everyone a Merry merry X'mas



One of the biggest highlights while I was in the land of the China-man was of coz, seeing snow. To capture ShenYang in it's snowy glory, my colleagues brought us to this hill called 'Xi bai Shan'..



yea.. i know.. I got very happy when I heard that name. How can a boy not smile at a name like that, got chibai got mountain...*kekeke*



But Alas.. no chibai.. -_-" but lots of snow lah.

While I was doing the shoot, I couldn't help but to keep taking photos of other things. The scenery there just takes your breast breath away



Over there, they were also preparing for the International Ice & Snow Festival held every year here in Shen Yang.



When its done, it will look sumting like this..



The horses were pulling the ice everywhere.. I had to spank them so I paid 5 RMB to do so. *kekekek*



After the shoot, I just couldn't resist anymore... I gotta try it.. So I asked the driver to stop the car and I jumped off like a little boy. YippeE!!!

Man.. I can't believe how much fun was it to throw snow around. No wonder they do it in the movies.. I've always thought they are crazy for it is freezing cold. Wah shiok la snow..



This is my first time playing ice around with a girl... .. eh..eh..wait.. forget wat i just said =X

I just thought I'd add in some snow to make our M'sian X'mas alil more like X'mas. =) Happy holidays peepols!!

ShenYang, Captured!

I freakin lost my handphone while I was in China... -_-" so please for those who knows me please send me ur contact via sms or email. Err.. for those leng lui's dat actually reads my blog but dun know me ... please do the same lah ok? *kekekek* And for the China mui that pickpocketed my phone.... KNmama! -_-" There goes my 3000 girls number *sniff*

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It is good being back home once again.. my body parts can finally function after 4 days under -13 degrees. And may I say, I've been spending the last half an hour trying unfrost my memory to think of what happened in these four days...coz it was kinda blurry. Having your brain being frosted daily & intoxicated nightly is not what I had expected.

Anyways, I'll try and do this..

for those who doesn't know where Shen Yang is, it is located north east of China.. on top of BeiJing.



I was damn amazed that I actually got through my flights here to ShenYang, transitting in Shanghai. Half the time I was like '?!?!?!?!' walkin around the airport trying to find someone or some sign in English that tells me where to go.



It is time like these that makes me regret not paying attention to my POL classes in primary. And of coz the 1,000s of Shanghai hootchimuis walking everywhere didn't relli helped me focus (tips: go shanghai next). May I say thank you for the China government for building a maze in the airport and delaying all my flights. Xie xie -_-"



There are many heavy industries concentrated in ShenYang, thus I was expecting like 80% work and 20% of vickyvacko time-lah. To tell the truth I wasn't really expecting much fun time at all..





But somehow, it does seemed like things didn't go as expected =P. Had so much fun til I don't remember which china mui day was which, and lost my handphone in the end. -_-" bummer! (more next entry)

The weather is insanely cold, but it was tolerable to me because I was looking forward to seeing snow. Although I didn't see snow fall, you can say I got pretty much closer to having a white christmas than any of you here *kekeke*



Although the city is kinda dull compared to the other major cities in China, in Shen Yang you can really see how humongous the heavy industries can be. While driving down the city, I saw this some 30 stories chimney and I was like 'WTF is dat?'



It is a power station. Relli makes our Tenaga National look like 'Lembik National'..

Their one factory seems like the whole of Shah Alam.. -_-"



But can somebody tell me when everything is in such humongous scale, why some of their taxis look smaller than our kancil one ah?



They must have liked the tut-tut as much as me in Thailand .. and modernize it -_-" Proud to be chinese *wink*

Some half drunk taxi man told me that ShenYang produced the first planes in China and even Boeing had signed contract with them to purchase for themselves. Wat kinda crap is dat.. I must have been too drunk and misheard or his real meaning got lost in translation. But guess what I saw on my flight back...



BOSIDENG!!

Merry Christmas Everyone =) May the dinner make you broke be delightful and your love ones close to you.