LORD OF THE beaRING part 1

Finally, the long anticipated video shoot that I've been planning for the past two months have started. It started 5 a.m this morning when the sun is still sleeping and I have to move my lazy butt out of the bed. Can't remember the last time I woke up at 5a.m. Sleep at 5 a.m got lah *ekkekee*

One thing I know now about professional video shooting. It is not a play play go Velvet and take picture kinda thing. The crew that is in charge for my video production consist of 12 person.



I was expecting mebbe 4 or 5 coz I'm not trying to produce some blockbuster movie. But after watching today's shooting process which took into consideration angle,



lighting, the right emotion, movement, speed of movement, and every spec of dust and dandruff, ... *wah liu* Takes 3 hours to take a 3 second shot. Not to mention, the amount of repainting work,



making new uniforms, name tags, finding the right people to appear in the video. I don't think God himself cared so much in his movie 'The making of the humans' *ekkeke* Ok lame..

So I've reach my conclusion ....due to the high quality production plus the extensive amount of resources (MONEY!!) that is put into it... I'm going to open a DVD store to sell this latest blockbuster video. Still thinking bout a title... 'The Return of the Bearing' or mebbe 'Lord of the beaRing'.



You don't know what is bearing?... it is like the most coolest hippest thing nowadays leh *tsk tsk*

Sorry yah... ranting too much. Really very 'pening' after running around 3 locations for the shoot and mending all the necessary props and cast. Oh yah.. did I tell you Linda is in this latest hollywood blockbuster??







Now you feel like watching leh!?

Coming soon, in your nearest cinema.

F is not for Fighting

The past week have been a WWF one. I go to club, there is fight. I go to karaoke, there is fight. I pass by kopitiam, there is fight. This is fighting week or wat?



But I've noticed that there has been an increase in anger nowadays. If you are one of them with fury-gone-de-wrong-way-when-drunk, it will be a good time to sing 'I feel pretty~~ oh so pretty~~' like what Adam Sandler did in the movie Anger Management. *ekkeke* The drink is suppose to ease your thoughts off your problems, not to make more ya know?

Anyways, if this goes on...it wouldn't be a bad idea to have a boxing ring place outside every entertainment outlet. Might as well make some money and also give some entertainment while people are fighting. Too bad they won't look as good as WWF and it won't be World Class boxing experience... coz it will look something like this...minus the muscles



And soon we will be plannin the night like this:

Ah Chu: Hey, wanna go fighting or not?
Ah Kow: Yea... i need some exercise lah ... belly big liao?
Ah Chu: Ok ok brotha, .... I punch, you kick... must stylo one ok?
Ah Kow: If cannot win how?
Ah Chu: Then we run lah... den go home...go internet... find the bugger on facebook den ask him join fighter's club and chik chow (one on one)!!!

What is worst is that, most of the time the people that gets involve in these fights are my friends and the cause almost always due to jealously.



And most of the time, they are both my friends. Which means, this week have been kinda crappy because I have to at least try to stop the fight..



so I spent the alot of time this week trying to resolve conflict, saying too many sorries for no reason...-_-" I tot sorry is only most often used when you're in a relationship no? I'm just a single man tryin to get drunk with some chick -_-"





Sometimes I do feel that I should just stand back and start cheering ...



coz it is relli a very dumb thing to fight. It is already dumb to fight when you're kids, what is worst you're an adult just trying to grab some hot chick home have some good time. *kekeke*

Other than that, things were great. Haven't went to karaoke to test my beautiful voice for a long time...lucky my sexy voice still there *ekkekee* and oso got a few people drunk *ngek ngek*.



Least saturday ended pretty good too







Best Dressed Girl of the Night:



'nuff said *wink*
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The worst way to end a good night is to have to play police and not getting some 'kopi' money out of it Don't you think?



OMG....its 3 a.m!!! My corporate shootin starts in 4 hours.. Damn it.. ciiao~~

Oh yahh... don't forget... make love .. not war. Get a few kids if not can always make more. Good for the belly too *kekekek*



Police Tan signing out. Peace!!

Drunken Masta

Ohhh..how dis ad shows so much about my daily life~~ *burp*

Hum summore lah!

Nowadays, it is hard to get a chick without driving a really pimping ride. I bet alot of you guys out there driving our beloved kelisa think so too. And of coz, one of the hottest, ball-boosting ride you can ever own now is the Hummer. Which cost about USD55,000. Sounds like not much, but by the time it gets to Malaysia, it will be costing close to a million lah with the stupid taxes and shit. Not forgetting, you gotta pimp it with some hot chrome wheels and some ears blowing sound system before the chicks really start digging you.



I know I can never own a hummer in the near future. But yesterday I was at a quarry site visiting my customer and I saw this.

HEY....THAT IS SOME BIG ASS HUMMER Lookalike!!...



I wish I can borrow it for one day. It is like 10 times bigger than the Hummer, and the wheels are already as big as the Hummer. Supa dupa pimpin sial! It will make a great hummer humper *ekkeke*

HUMMER summore lah you rich bastards..... HUM CHAT LAH!!!!(suck muh dick). *kekekeke* I drive muh 'thang all over you nigga shiet and den u'll hum no more. Ngek ngek



...sorry sorry.. still can hum. Hum PAo!!(cry) *ekkekeke*

Just a freaking tiring day at work. Super hot la my country!