One for Johnnie..

Joke of the day

Someone said to me yesterday, "I'm not drunk, I'm confletely sober!" ROFL!



She also messaged me this today..

She said..


Boy, standing there looking so bold,
a flavour served ice cold,
but it turns me on so,
make me wanna get low,
i say lets take it slow,
lets just go with the flow,
but you got my mind to blow,
got me acting like a hoe,
loving it when u're inside me,
fucking me with no mercy,
you got me going crazy,
you got me sexy dirty,
boy you're like no other,
i love you Johnnie Walker.

Basket! I thought she was talking about me. *kekeke* That's very bad way of mis-boosting my ego

This was my reply to her anyways...

Johnnie, you walk steady,
even when the road seems long and windy,
Your influence have created an army,
of drunk men and sexy ladies,
As I recover from yesterday's party,
I'll keep on walking this road confletely.

Guess we are even. ROFL!

Taylor Got Played

Check out this piece done by Jon Schmidt combining Love Story (Taylor Swift) and Viva la Vida (ColdPlay)










I used to rule the world,
Seas would rise when I gave the word,
Now in the morning I sleep alone,
Swept the street I used to own,

I used to roll the dice,
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes,
Listen as the crowd would sing,
Now the old King is dead, Long live the king!,

She said..

Romeo save me, they try to tell me how to feel;
This love is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess;
It's a love story, baby just say yes

But..

One minute I held the key
Next the walls are closed on me,
And I discovered my castle stand;
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand,

and..

She got tired of waiting,
Wondering if I'm ever coming around;
Her faith in me now is fading,
when she saw me in the outskirt of town, she said

Romeo save me, I've been feeling so alone,
I keep waiting for you but you never come,
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think..

I knelt to the ground, and pulled out a ring
And said, marry me Juliet,
You'll never have to be alone,
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
It's a love story, baby just say yes

For some reason I can't explain,
I know Saint Peter won't call my name,
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world


So does this means Taylor Got Played Cold and Swiftly?

Good sexy crap

i'll be bad, so u can be good,
u're upset, and am up to no good,
you're making everyone in the mood,
moving like no innocent girl could,
hurting like an innocent girl should,
by the time the sun hav set, your lips might have met,
with a better lad, and i'm not suppose to be glad,
but i can't have you like dat,
and everything that u've thought should not be,
you would have thought is the best u've had,
and everything that u've never thought,
I've made it easy so it can happen like dat,
i've been bad, so you can be good,
so u don't hav to be upset,
just have to be mad,
so u can hav what you think u hav never had,
and I have what players should have,
A bad name and some bitchy slap.