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Before I start, this is my first post that I can truly say requires me to warn you of explicit content! So if you're under 18, please click the 'X' at the top right hand corner and go play with your transformers.



They say when you're in Roman, do as the Roman does. And somehow with relations to my blog (the Roman that I built), turns out to be infested with hamsap lous. So... it is not really the Rome I wanted to built ... the one infested with pretty hootchimommas. -_-"



Nonetheless, I feel a little obligated to post stuff that my readers might be interested about. Which is apparently stuff like what I'm about to intro in this entry. You guys going to thank me kow kow after this because I've found a heavenly online archive for all you hamsap peepol.

A colleague of mine told me about dis forum that archives information with relation to Malaysia's nightlife, massage joints, and 'happy endin' places. Uhh uuh... the hamsaplous of Malaysia now have joint forces to review all the hamsap places in Malaysia n overseas and share their experiences among each other. 0_0"

This places is called MamakSpecial.Com and all you gotta do is to sign up.



Here are some excerpt from the forum:-

FORUM OBJECTIVE:
This Mamak Special Forum (MSF), is the place for the exchange of experiences, reports and information regarding places and service providers in the female hospitality sector as well as "kang tao" related to cheonging activities. This message board will allow you to help keep in touch with contacts, exchange ideas, post files for discussion, and maintain a searchable archive of all conversations.



DISCLAIMER:
The views posted in this forum are those of the individual authors who take sole responsibility for them and are not the opinions of MSF's owner or moderators.
MSF has no commercial, professional or personal interests in or any association with any bar, café, club, discotheque, health centre, massage parlour or entertainment venue whatsoever.


The site is filled with picture, videos and comments on all their 'cheongin' experiences. Some of them are damn fkin' hilarious....such as below... *kakkakkaa* Super LMAO! This one is about this guy going to China and experiencing 'milk bath' for the first time.



A review from one of the members:-

"Lately I went to health joint in China those offering body and foot masssage. Well when I was there I was introduce to this 'milk bath' thing. So what the heck only RMB100 (RM50) so no problem.

I was directed into a room with a long tub but not those ceramic type, it looks more like a tub made of leather cushion. A pretty 18 years old girl came in dress in nurse like uniform. She told me this is a therapy to perserve smooth skin. Ya smooth skin for my little brother..hahahah

I was told to undress completely naked and get into the tub. She later put hot water + milk + flower's petal into the tub.

She told me to wait while she change....hmm I was waiting patiently what to expect later. She came in later dress in swimsuit bikini. SHIT my didi is starting to sing Negaraku.

She gave me a back rub and a message professionally done. She starts to bath me throughly every each and every part clean. Especially when near my didi, which made me blush immediately.

The routine when on for 45min and I tell you it was the best bath I ever had in my life. Later when I came out my friend ask me how was it and later did I found out you can actually fxxk the girl. KNN they did not tell me earlier. For extra RMB200 (RM100) you can get a full service!!!

Well no problem I will be back again next month and this time I will know what to do....hahahah."



Then there is those that tried what MamakSpecial calls them - 'Freelance Frolics'. Hmm... how to explain leh. It is like McDonald Delivery but only this time you get different type of Big Mac and Apple Pie. Understand?? *kekkeke* Here is one comment from another user from his experience...


The Beginning

Got the contact, and immediately made a call to Xiao Ching and she just woke up with her sleepy voices. And she mentioned something about One U (immediately I tok it's THAT One U)... and planned to go for lunch quickie but things turned out the other way... got to do something... Customer is always right! Got the landmarks, briefly, Esso with BHP directly opposite and etc...I don't have the leisure to go into details as people were waiting for me for meetings!

The Sesat Begins

Around 9pm, I made my way out from my lair, as my nick indicates it. Called her up half way to make sure the direction; OneU or The Curve - cause as I recalled, One U doesn't have any Esso Petrol station facing a BHP petrol station. Reached almost Forest Hill already and quite frustrated with all those Damansara naming! MCH! It's almost 10pm and I almost wanna give up! Wasted so many times and petrol on the road! (-)Called her again (many times already) and told her, if I can't reach before 1030pm I gonna TFK myself! After all the ups and downs ... managed to spot the place! It's One U Furnitures NOT One U Shopping Complex... Well the place is around Kg. Sg. Kayu Ara lah! KNN!

The Appearance of Xiao Ching

Parked my car after double confirmed with her; to avoid same name different locations kinda thing to happen... Waited for her at the mamak (she knows that leh! not bad, at least some landmarks for me (+)). She asked me to wait (-), looked at my watch 10.30pm.... I finished my drink and walked towards the guard house and waited for her in another stall while tahan my kencing! (-)...Approximately, 11.00pm, my phone rang and a shadow waved at me near the guard house ... I was like :/ cause from far and in dark, her figure shown her that she is not that slim...



LOL! bummer!!

Approached her and she shook my hand, apologizing for everything. This gesture cooled me down at least... (+) Xiao Ching, roughly around mid to late 30's based on her looks and wrinkles... Skewed towards the mature side with curly hair tied to both sides. Looks: 5/10; okie lahBody: a bit on the big side, but NO flabby arms elephant legs. 5/10 passed for lady at her age.

GFE: 8/10 While walking towards the lift... she started the chatter box and started her GFE engine ... (wtf is a GFE?? Damn their rankin is damn powderful) rubbing her relatively big boobs to me (+) and placed my hand on her butt (+) and I was somehow doubled cooled by these gestures... She told me that she is the Massager and there another girl (Xiao Mei, meaning little sister who I reckon as Xiao Yu) for OTHERS. Wonderful... I really don't intend to cum in her. :B

The Pleasure Room

She opened the grill and guided me in. Was shocked (really shocked) to see another guys in the house ... Well that's another story... Entered the her room and was somehow amazed by the look of Xiao Mei (+) sweet young thing!In her early or mid 20's dressed up in lace top with black tube visible and a black pants, long straight hair with a pair of alluring eyes... Those "Girl-Next-Door" type.... Almost wanna rape her immediately. Kakaka.




Xiao Mei left the room for both of us; Xiao Ching shall massage first and Xiao Mei only take over for the Happy Ending, their modus operandi. Xiao Ching massage style would be the typical china style and I would say it's relatively relaxing... (+) though I prefer the hardcore type...

We chatted and somehow, we can cliqued to each others, no problem. (+)It started off at he back straight to the shoulder/back with towel on me... and after she covered all parts... she pulled the towel off and used her nails to scratch the body.... Aw~ (+) the electrifying sensations! Wow. Turned around and hands and legs ... and she asked this question seriously.... "You want to be blown or make love?" "Of course make love," while thinking myself bonking the cute little Xiao Mei... She shown a difficult face and told me, both of them are on period!!!!! Cilaka!!!! "How?" my heart sunk... Titanic leh! "But, she can body massage and perform oral,"calmly she said.

The Blow Job Nightmare Flashback

Once, I had a PRC for half-naked massage and she was on period too... For Happy Ending, she offered BJ and it was helluva disaster for me.... she blown until like no tomorrow but I never come! Worst of all, my Johnny swollen the next day and for the rest of the week!!!! "

But, she can body massage and perform oral,"calmly she said. Immediately, I almost wanna cry! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!She kept on pestering and I gave in... So, proceed to the bathroom for some minor cleaning, praying hard that, this would be good. Xiao Ching called Xiao Mei in and .... I don't know what they did inside. Finished myself and went back to the room... and had smokes with them both in the room - with something running wild in my mind. (devil)

Xiao Ching get the $$$ from me first, saying wanna buy drinks. What the heck, go ahead. She left and leave me and the angelic Xiao Mei inside the room. Hehe. "So how? Lay down?" I asked. She nodded shyly and proceeded to strip herself .... Off the lace top, pulled down the tube, revealing that cute bra, unhooked , and the Xiao Long Paoz appeared! My heart skipped a beat! (+)




She started the catbath... licking my nipples! Ah beh tahan!While rubbing her boobs on my body she moved down south reaching my erected manhood ... and mounted it. Ah~Maybe due to my bad experience with other PRC before this - the never ending sucking - I couldn't cum... .>.<

She spitted more than twice and I noticed she was quite exhausted performing BJ... I almost wanna scream for help, "Let me cum wei!" So I pulled her up into my embrace and we cuddled each others... while her hands working still on my johnny. Well, that's more like it... Her GFE and her wonderful hands helped a lot. And boomed... cum all over my tummy and rested ... Washed myself and had few chats with Xiao Ching...Said good bye and promised will be back after my Borneo trip!



Then there are few very controversial videos to be found too... which I still question their validity as to wether they are actually taken in Malaysia. How come I was not informed?!?! *ekkekeke*

Batu Pahat party girl



Party Liar Anak VIP



Ok ok... enuff. I have to go wash my eyes now... What you readers made me do this time -_-" I'm a good boy wei!!! Stupid blog!! Next post I'm going to talk about Religion and Environment to redeem myself *lol*

Now I know why so many people loves Mamak *kekeke*