Drugs

All this while I've been clubbing I've been exposed to use of drugs in clubs and nightspots... it is as common as finding Victor hamsap lou drunk in a pub. Yesh..



Honestly, I don't know much about them or whichever is better...Bong, Marijuana, Ice, Mushroom, ... Potatos? Tomatos?... but I've seen many horrible things happening to peepol who takes them long term.. Here is a clip about drugs by Ali-G.



Just remember vickyvacko.blogspot.com do not support the use of drugs. Just go whisky ok? =P

Cool Launches and Hot Nights

If anyone of you were out for the last two weeks, you'd know what has been the 'happening's around town.

One of the biggest events that has been going around would be the launch of 'TimeOut' Magazine.



So just how cool is KL? - Hot until can barbeque. What they talkin.. *jokin jokin*

So hot til Joyce b.k.a KinkyBlueFairy need to hide in the fridge. *lol*



Ok ok... joke aside. *kekeke* I've been checking out their first issue and seriously for RM4.90 per mag, you get a hell lot of updates from food, music, films to nightspots around KL. Not to mention they also have reviews on local 'cool' personas (why me not inside?) in Malaysia.




Timeout have been launching all over the place... soft launch at Zouk, big launch at Frangipani and after launch at Qba, Westin.



Yea.. they are launching like chinese new year firecracker biling balang all over the place. Charlene, the sales manager for the magazine relli looked like she need some timeout after organizing these three events. But for what its worth, great job.



It was my first time in Qba, Westin... I learned something new that night after watching all the pohfessional latin dancing customers... and that is I've been doing all the wrong moves all this while partying.



Me comparing to them is like spastic monkey trying to dance better than John Trovolta.

After seeing the success of all these launches in getting publicity and support for this awesome new edition to our magazine stores nationwide; it wouldn't be a bad idea to launch my website soon. The only problem would be the budget. With no money to hold even one proper launch... I don't think it will be a success lah.

Don't think anyone will want to come to my blog's grand launch at Kopitiam Ah Meng,...



even if I throw in free teh tarik and milo peng. Imagine me welcoming the crowd

Me: Uncle, thanks for supporting my blog?
Uncle: Si Mi Lan blog?? Gimme my free milo peng!!
Me: =_="

So much for launches..

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But of course the cream of the week would be Zouk's 4th Anniversary yesterday... One can always count on the best club in town to come out with the craziest set of events. Their theme for this year is 'Majestic Jubilee'.... the whole club set like a jungle/circus and to me it feels like aliens have invaded my favourite night spot.





Had a greaat time last night, sprained my hand.. bruised my leg, stained my coat, burned my camera and sold my kidney to Johnnie ... as always.. =P







Best Dressed of the Night



ouch*

I'm your conscience..

You guys gotta watch how Jamie Foxx roasted Doug Williams while he is up on stage.



I'm your conscience~~ Am I f*kin up right now?!!? LMAO!@!

Pulsatin' Parteh!

Nothin is like having your Sunday turned back to feel like its Friday once again. And that is exactly what happened yesterday when I was invited by Dato' to go to Pulse @ Grand Meridien Hotel,KL.



He has been asking me to go but I guess never really had the time to. But it turns out that the place turns out much more than I expected. Those that love Zeta Bar will love Pulse. Classy crowd, expensive wine and fantastic band.



Good for a place to bring a chick out but you'll be crying for your empty wallet on your way out.



The place was packed with actresses, royalties and classy party peepolz.



Ivon was a great company that night. What is much better than a good place and a good crowd? A good chick that can dance the night away =P



Check out this clip if you're interested. Just a couple of minutes of Mambo live @ Pulse

Did anyone F1?

So in the upheat of the F1 fever, the F1 crowd was partying late yesterday at Zouk, KL. So there are actually two type of F1 fans yesterday, one that came for the cars.... and the other that came for the chicks... hoping to F1 by the end of the night *ekkekek*.



As usual, the crowd came pouring in like Johnnie Walker was free. Apparently, it was at the V.I.P lounge at Zouk... but I only found out today -_-"

Erm... would like to shout out to Joan and Joanne Yap and hope both of them had a blast yesterday. I know Joanne Yap did coz she was practically kissing the table, wasted half the time. *lol* (should have taken a photo)

Danny and his three beauts from Indon joined in the fun too...and people say I'm the lucky basterd -_-"



Then there is Joanne Lee..



After this pic, my camera couldn't take it anymore and ignite in smoke*



So no more pix...camera kaputz =P

So did anyone get to F1?

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Too many people, too many hot hootchimommas... and too much fun can make people go nuts and start doing stupid things. We decided to start calling 'ah Keong' (our imaginary friend that is only reachable by use of a 'tai kor tai'/big ass phone) and persuade him to join us at the party.







Sigh... I guess 'Ah Keong' missed the party *lol*

(guess wat... the phone actually belongs to a guy name Ah Keong! I hope he doesn't read this post)

M.O.F

This week have been an interesting one with my cousin (that I've never met) coming down for a visit to do a survey on KL's F&B market. Apparently, she owns M.O.F (Ministry of Food) which is one of the new chain of Japanese Dessert outlet in Singapore. So the whole 4 days we been hoppin' from one F&B outlet to another in all the major malls in the city.

It was great for I get new insights in the F&B line and could learn more from this cousin of mine. 4 successful chain of restaurants in merely 1 1/2 years is a great feat, don't you think? Hopefully if things goes well, u'll see me franchising one in the near future =P Me Japanese food oishi desu ne!!!

Thanks to everyone that actually took their time to share their opinions and led this trip to be a fruitful one for them =) Had great fun too, was majorly drunk on these 4 days... so I really hope the information gathered were accurately recorded somewhere. LOL*

Highlights of the week

1. Crazy Monday Night with Alice and Jamie ...



Never put two girls that can drink together... they will fk* you up big time.



Anyhow, I was giving Alice the hint for threesome, but ... eerr... she is too blur -_-" *lol*

2. Went to Ipoh, had a successful round with one of my company's big account.



Despite their constant rebuttals on our proposal, and asking to reduce our prices... we pulled through and showed them the real value we can add. GambaTte!!!

3. Then came the big holiday on Thursday (why got holiday ah?) where everyone partied on Wednesday. What a turn out..



Nothing like a good work out after a tiring day of work =P



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Here is a clip I caught when the crowd is dancing to their last 'encore'.



Now I know why discos should keep their lights off when the music is still playin.. *lol*

KEN LEE'S FAN

KEEEEEEEEEEEEN LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TULIBU DIBU DOUCHOOO!!!!

Ding Dong Week

The lamest thing that I did last week was writing this and giving it to three girls. Any response? What ya think? I'm way too lazy to go through the normal routine.


Thanks to Velvet for being so considerate and came out with coasters like these for drunkards that can't speak properly anymore yet still wanna know the girls at the next table =P

If anything that should be highlighted for this week, it would be the SOS party night for me. Coz Mambo was well and alive once again after so long.



There were doctors, there were nurses, and there were 'patients' jumping around in a psycho fashion.



for instance, Sofie one of the pretty patient that almost rape on of the doctors



I met a girl too that night with the most seducive name..

Me: Hi whats your name?
Girl: Kinky.
Me: What?? Cindy?! (music too loud)
Girl: No.. KinkI! K-I-N-K-I
Me: Damn..

(ter-swallowed my glass) *lol*



(10 minutes later)

Me: Hey Kinki, is that name in your i.c?
Girl: No lah
Me: Then what is your chinese name ?
Girl: *cheeky face* Leng Lui
Me: Wah!!! Best... tonight I'm so lucky to have met a kinky leng lui!

Then came Friday, which was Roger Sanchez appearance and TimeOut magazine's prelaunch at Zouk. My initial intention was to go there to support my friend which is the sales manager for TimeOut magazine. Honestly, I don't know who is Sanchez... he could be Roger Rabbit oso I will go. Support mah..



But guess what, Roger Sanchez was rockin' my socks off with his hard house that I went totally bogus after midnight. This is what happen 30 minutes after he started playing.

Me: Hey Brian, I don't know how to layan (entertain) this music lah. Three years ago I'll be at the podium lah.
Brian: Ya la... old already lah. What to do.

(1 hour later)

Me: Eh Brian!!!! WWAAZZUPP!!! (dance like a sohai monkey just come out from zoo)

What a craazy night!



Hottest import of Malaysia of the week

Apa lagi donG! Hot hootchimomma donG!

I laugh coz it's just not funny..

Anyone out there is lovin the song "Teardrops on My Guitar?" by Taylor Swift? I actually came up with a guy's version.... anyone wanna volunteer singing it for an MV? Now who says it is just a girl's song.. =P Now guys can sing along~



SHE LOOKS AT ME, I FAKE I'M DRUNK SO SHE WON'T SEE
THAT I WANT HER AND NEEDING ANYTHING BUT THIS WHISKY,
SHE KNOWS SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, THE GIRLS GUYS TALK ABOUT,
AND SHE'S EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT,

SHE TALKS TO ME, I LAUGH BUT ITS JUST NOT FUNNY,
THAT I CAN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING WHEN SHE IS WITH ME,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS LOVE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS RIGHT,
BUT I WONDER IF SHE KNOWS SHE IS ALL I THINK ABOUT AT NIGHT,

CHORUS:-

SHE IS THE REASON FOR THE TEARDROPS ON MY GUITAR
THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME DRUNK LIKE SOME SUPERSTARS
SHE IS THE SONG IN THE CAR
I KEEP SWITCHING OFF
DUNNO WHY I DO~


YOU WALK BY ME, ALL I SEE IS MEMORIES
AND THERE SHE GOES, REPEATEDLY
BRINGING SLEEPLESSNESS INTO MY DREAMS
DIDN'T I TREAT HER RIGHT, GIVE HER ALL THE LOVE
ARE THOSE JUST BEAUTIFUL LIES OR I'M JUST UNLUCKY CAUSE

(CHORUS)

SO I DROVE HOME DRUNK
AS I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS
I TRIED TO CALL HER PHONE
BUT THERE WAS NO ONE ON THE LINE~

SHE IS THE REASON FOR THE TEARDROPS ON MY GUITAR
THE ONLY ONE I DO NOT DARE TO KEEP INSIDE MY HEART
SHE IS THE SONG IN THE CAR
I KEEP SWITCHING OFF
DUNNO WHY I DO~

IT'S OUR TIME RUNNING OUT, BUT THERE'S NEVER ENOUGHT
WHAT A MESS DID I GOT MYSELF INTO

YOU TALK TO ME, I LAUGH BUT ITS JUST NOT FUNNY..



stop laughin pls...

Muffin Likes Muffins

Hamsap DJ Muffin from FM987 in Singapore sometime last year have came out with an ingenius idea to have a take off bra competition on air.

Isn't it obvious that the only people that will be enjoyin all the bra taking off will be he, himself and dia sendiri saja coz all the rest of the listeners would have to imagine all the big 'poh' & small 'poh' flying around while trying to concentrate on the road. I take my hats off for DJ Hamsap Muffin.







I think I learned a trick or two watchin these few videos. Anybody want to volunteer for me to take their bras off?!?! I wanna break their records. =P PLEASSSSSSSEEE!!!

You love Mamak?

Before I start, this is my first post that I can truly say requires me to warn you of explicit content! So if you're under 18, please click the 'X' at the top right hand corner and go play with your transformers.



They say when you're in Roman, do as the Roman does. And somehow with relations to my blog (the Roman that I built), turns out to be infested with hamsap lous. So... it is not really the Rome I wanted to built ... the one infested with pretty hootchimommas. -_-"



Nonetheless, I feel a little obligated to post stuff that my readers might be interested about. Which is apparently stuff like what I'm about to intro in this entry. You guys going to thank me kow kow after this because I've found a heavenly online archive for all you hamsap peepol.

A colleague of mine told me about dis forum that archives information with relation to Malaysia's nightlife, massage joints, and 'happy endin' places. Uhh uuh... the hamsaplous of Malaysia now have joint forces to review all the hamsap places in Malaysia n overseas and share their experiences among each other. 0_0"

This places is called MamakSpecial.Com and all you gotta do is to sign up.



Here are some excerpt from the forum:-

FORUM OBJECTIVE:
This Mamak Special Forum (MSF), is the place for the exchange of experiences, reports and information regarding places and service providers in the female hospitality sector as well as "kang tao" related to cheonging activities. This message board will allow you to help keep in touch with contacts, exchange ideas, post files for discussion, and maintain a searchable archive of all conversations.



DISCLAIMER:
The views posted in this forum are those of the individual authors who take sole responsibility for them and are not the opinions of MSF's owner or moderators.
MSF has no commercial, professional or personal interests in or any association with any bar, café, club, discotheque, health centre, massage parlour or entertainment venue whatsoever.


The site is filled with picture, videos and comments on all their 'cheongin' experiences. Some of them are damn fkin' hilarious....such as below... *kakkakkaa* Super LMAO! This one is about this guy going to China and experiencing 'milk bath' for the first time.



A review from one of the members:-

"Lately I went to health joint in China those offering body and foot masssage. Well when I was there I was introduce to this 'milk bath' thing. So what the heck only RMB100 (RM50) so no problem.

I was directed into a room with a long tub but not those ceramic type, it looks more like a tub made of leather cushion. A pretty 18 years old girl came in dress in nurse like uniform. She told me this is a therapy to perserve smooth skin. Ya smooth skin for my little brother..hahahah

I was told to undress completely naked and get into the tub. She later put hot water + milk + flower's petal into the tub.

She told me to wait while she change....hmm I was waiting patiently what to expect later. She came in later dress in swimsuit bikini. SHIT my didi is starting to sing Negaraku.

She gave me a back rub and a message professionally done. She starts to bath me throughly every each and every part clean. Especially when near my didi, which made me blush immediately.

The routine when on for 45min and I tell you it was the best bath I ever had in my life. Later when I came out my friend ask me how was it and later did I found out you can actually fxxk the girl. KNN they did not tell me earlier. For extra RMB200 (RM100) you can get a full service!!!

Well no problem I will be back again next month and this time I will know what to do....hahahah."



Then there is those that tried what MamakSpecial calls them - 'Freelance Frolics'. Hmm... how to explain leh. It is like McDonald Delivery but only this time you get different type of Big Mac and Apple Pie. Understand?? *kekkeke* Here is one comment from another user from his experience...


The Beginning

Got the contact, and immediately made a call to Xiao Ching and she just woke up with her sleepy voices. And she mentioned something about One U (immediately I tok it's THAT One U)... and planned to go for lunch quickie but things turned out the other way... got to do something... Customer is always right! Got the landmarks, briefly, Esso with BHP directly opposite and etc...I don't have the leisure to go into details as people were waiting for me for meetings!

The Sesat Begins

Around 9pm, I made my way out from my lair, as my nick indicates it. Called her up half way to make sure the direction; OneU or The Curve - cause as I recalled, One U doesn't have any Esso Petrol station facing a BHP petrol station. Reached almost Forest Hill already and quite frustrated with all those Damansara naming! MCH! It's almost 10pm and I almost wanna give up! Wasted so many times and petrol on the road! (-)Called her again (many times already) and told her, if I can't reach before 1030pm I gonna TFK myself! After all the ups and downs ... managed to spot the place! It's One U Furnitures NOT One U Shopping Complex... Well the place is around Kg. Sg. Kayu Ara lah! KNN!

The Appearance of Xiao Ching

Parked my car after double confirmed with her; to avoid same name different locations kinda thing to happen... Waited for her at the mamak (she knows that leh! not bad, at least some landmarks for me (+)). She asked me to wait (-), looked at my watch 10.30pm.... I finished my drink and walked towards the guard house and waited for her in another stall while tahan my kencing! (-)...Approximately, 11.00pm, my phone rang and a shadow waved at me near the guard house ... I was like :/ cause from far and in dark, her figure shown her that she is not that slim...



LOL! bummer!!

Approached her and she shook my hand, apologizing for everything. This gesture cooled me down at least... (+) Xiao Ching, roughly around mid to late 30's based on her looks and wrinkles... Skewed towards the mature side with curly hair tied to both sides. Looks: 5/10; okie lahBody: a bit on the big side, but NO flabby arms elephant legs. 5/10 passed for lady at her age.

GFE: 8/10 While walking towards the lift... she started the chatter box and started her GFE engine ... (wtf is a GFE?? Damn their rankin is damn powderful) rubbing her relatively big boobs to me (+) and placed my hand on her butt (+) and I was somehow doubled cooled by these gestures... She told me that she is the Massager and there another girl (Xiao Mei, meaning little sister who I reckon as Xiao Yu) for OTHERS. Wonderful... I really don't intend to cum in her. :B

The Pleasure Room

She opened the grill and guided me in. Was shocked (really shocked) to see another guys in the house ... Well that's another story... Entered the her room and was somehow amazed by the look of Xiao Mei (+) sweet young thing!In her early or mid 20's dressed up in lace top with black tube visible and a black pants, long straight hair with a pair of alluring eyes... Those "Girl-Next-Door" type.... Almost wanna rape her immediately. Kakaka.




Xiao Mei left the room for both of us; Xiao Ching shall massage first and Xiao Mei only take over for the Happy Ending, their modus operandi. Xiao Ching massage style would be the typical china style and I would say it's relatively relaxing... (+) though I prefer the hardcore type...

We chatted and somehow, we can cliqued to each others, no problem. (+)It started off at he back straight to the shoulder/back with towel on me... and after she covered all parts... she pulled the towel off and used her nails to scratch the body.... Aw~ (+) the electrifying sensations! Wow. Turned around and hands and legs ... and she asked this question seriously.... "You want to be blown or make love?" "Of course make love," while thinking myself bonking the cute little Xiao Mei... She shown a difficult face and told me, both of them are on period!!!!! Cilaka!!!! "How?" my heart sunk... Titanic leh! "But, she can body massage and perform oral,"calmly she said.

The Blow Job Nightmare Flashback

Once, I had a PRC for half-naked massage and she was on period too... For Happy Ending, she offered BJ and it was helluva disaster for me.... she blown until like no tomorrow but I never come! Worst of all, my Johnny swollen the next day and for the rest of the week!!!! "

But, she can body massage and perform oral,"calmly she said. Immediately, I almost wanna cry! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!She kept on pestering and I gave in... So, proceed to the bathroom for some minor cleaning, praying hard that, this would be good. Xiao Ching called Xiao Mei in and .... I don't know what they did inside. Finished myself and went back to the room... and had smokes with them both in the room - with something running wild in my mind. (devil)

Xiao Ching get the $$$ from me first, saying wanna buy drinks. What the heck, go ahead. She left and leave me and the angelic Xiao Mei inside the room. Hehe. "So how? Lay down?" I asked. She nodded shyly and proceeded to strip herself .... Off the lace top, pulled down the tube, revealing that cute bra, unhooked , and the Xiao Long Paoz appeared! My heart skipped a beat! (+)




She started the catbath... licking my nipples! Ah beh tahan!While rubbing her boobs on my body she moved down south reaching my erected manhood ... and mounted it. Ah~Maybe due to my bad experience with other PRC before this - the never ending sucking - I couldn't cum... .>.<

She spitted more than twice and I noticed she was quite exhausted performing BJ... I almost wanna scream for help, "Let me cum wei!" So I pulled her up into my embrace and we cuddled each others... while her hands working still on my johnny. Well, that's more like it... Her GFE and her wonderful hands helped a lot. And boomed... cum all over my tummy and rested ... Washed myself and had few chats with Xiao Ching...Said good bye and promised will be back after my Borneo trip!



Then there are few very controversial videos to be found too... which I still question their validity as to wether they are actually taken in Malaysia. How come I was not informed?!?! *ekkekeke*

Batu Pahat party girl



Party Liar Anak VIP



Ok ok... enuff. I have to go wash my eyes now... What you readers made me do this time -_-" I'm a good boy wei!!! Stupid blog!! Next post I'm going to talk about Religion and Environment to redeem myself *lol*

Now I know why so many people loves Mamak *kekeke*

Spottin' the Gs!

HOLY SHIT! This has got to be one of the best vids I've found. Check this out!



Hahahhaha!!! What an awesome video~ I think Carlos Mencia is my new hero man *kakakakka*

"You gotta lick the bean!!" Lick the bean!!" *LMAO*!

So ladies, can you all start telling me where ur spots are so i can map it out to all my brothers out there? Make things easier for us la come on~ =P

Proton ThunderCats

Here is another video from Top Gear and their opinion on Malaysian and Korean car... -_-" This guy know how to criticize kow kow *lol*



But it does serve as a reminder that we are sometimes proud for the wrong reasons. Yes, Proton is was a pride of our nation. But if we really think about it, we are progressing at a snail pace since our first Proton Saga in 1985.

The only thing that are consistent that Proton or Perodua have guaranteed us so far is:-

1) Windows will be faulty after a few months
2) Door with thickness of Coca-Cola cans
3) Loupek engine power from back dated Mitsubishi technology and
4) Minor facelifts for what they claim as 'development'

Think bout it... and maybe this video does not seem so insulting after all. No offense to those that still think highly of Proton but curse when their bumper fell off half way driving. =P

I think the only cool thing about our Proton is they have a logo similar to one of my favourite cartoon when I was young.



Thunder Thunder Thunder CatS!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *swords erects* hahahaha..

Anyways, our latest Saga have just being launched and it does seemed okay for that price.



But exactly like what the guy said in the video.... it should have been made long long ...long long long ...long long long time ago. Maybe Proton is shouting 'thunder thunder thunder cats' .... a little too slow. *lol*