Are you Hamsap?

Hamsap = Horny

Hamsap has never dated a girl before. Coz eversince he was a kid; every girl he tries to introduce himself to would just freak out and run away. Even if he does it in the most polite manner. Situations almost always end up similar to this:-

Hamsap: Hi, I'm Hamsap *smiles*
Girl: PERVERT! *slaps*

This was his fate, and he hates it. So when he grew up he decided to change his name. But to give respect to his parents; he would not want to change its entire name. So he opt to replace only one letter of his name which to lose the 'p'and replace it with an 'm'.

What a brilliant name he thought. Now he is 'hamsam' which sounded so much like 'handsome'. He was happy. That night he saw this amazing gorgeous girl and he was so anxious to finally get more than just a slap out of an introduction. He approaches her with great confidence.

Hamsap: Hi, I'm Hamsam.
GorgeousGirl: Hi, I'm Puking *walks away*

Poor Hamsap.