It's complicated!

Not only are technologies getting more and more complicated these days (3G la, Wifi la, Bluetooth la, MP3, triptonic, broadband la, triband and all sorts of band la), we are too. As for us, we now have names for everything and can be categorized in millions of ways. Example? In terms of sexual orientation there is heterosexual, homosexual, transexual, bisexual la, hypersexual, ambisexual, attracted to females, attracted to the person, attracted to a special woman, bi-lesbian,bi-queer, bisexual, depends on person, *pants* *pants* bisexual in lesbian relationship, bisexual, transgender,dating/loving a woman,dyke, female-identified bisexual, fluid bisexual, gay, heterosexual, heterosexual with lesbian tendencies, heterosexual-identified bisexual, heterosexual with bisexuality, heterosexual with questions, lesbian, lesbian-identified bisexual, lesbian who has sex with men, not straight, pansensual, pansexual, polyfide, polysexual, questioning, queer, unlabeled. Wah lan! WTF is all this? And just wondering...wtf is a 'pansexual'?

Fark a pan ar??!? Lmao!

So sad man ... aiyo. Anyways... Just weeks ago one girl-friend of mine in Aussie asked me if I'm single. Then I said yes, then she said .."eh...don't bluff le". I said " I relli am la!, bluff you for what?" Then she said "You liar! Your friendster says you're 'In a Relationship'". *DenG!* (just in case, I better go change it now)

Apparently, Friendster is no longer just a community site but it is also the Institute of Marital Status. And the smart thing is, they generalized all the 'unidentified' relationship types to 'IT'S COMPLICATED' - they know they have a hard job to do especially when everyone's relationship is getting so damn farking complicated. It used to be 'love triangle' or max 'love hexagon'...

I'm with him but I'd fk you too

well now from what I can truly see..it's gonna turn out like a game of connectin' stars in the sky.

Everyone is connected and have a relationship with multiple partners at one time. I mean almost. Only the closeness differs, but mind you, with the speed of technology... everyone is getting closer. *winks*. Plus everyone is busy, stress out and with the 'life is too short to live' attitude.. it is going to become a real big-time underground fk buddy community coming soon.

I hope the scene doesn't gets too bad til everyone is completely alright with the situation. Imagine this scenario..

Modern gal: This is my preferred boyfriend, this other one is my future husband, this is my fark buddy, and this is my dog (he licks good), and I have 3 pet mommas and 2 pet poppas. Sometimes they fark me too. *Deng!*

Modern guy: Oh..ok. So where do I fit in?

Modern gal: Hmm... you? You're my atm.

(LMAO)

Anyways, this doesn't bothers me and maybe that is why I'm still single. Seen too much and don't even know where to start. I don't wanna be caught in some connecting dots permanently if you get what I mean. I'll just be a drifting star. LMAO.

Like another blogger,wisch said..

Single men truly do have it pretty easy. On the upside, you never have a woman nagging you (aside from your mother and close girls that are friends). You can wear what you want, eat what you want, go out when you want, burp and fart freely, and come home reeking of pot without an interrogation. You can watch sports whenever you want, get a text message from your ex-girlfriend without having to deal with the silent treatment from your current woman for a week, and wear the same boxers for as many days in a row as you want. You can watch as much porn as you need to, keep the Playboys in your bathroom, and not worry about clearing your internet history every morning to hide your addiction. You also save a shit load of money. Being single on just one of the big three holidays should save you hundreds of dollars easy.

Hey, sounds good to me =)

Excerpt from Planned Parenthood

This is the Kinsey scale I've found for those of you that don't even know where you're.

0 — exclusively heterosexual
1 — predominantly heterosexual, infrequently homosexual
2 — predominantly heterosexual, but more than infrequently homosexual
3 — equally heterosexual and homosexual (bisexual)
4 — predominantly homosexual, but more than infrequently heterosexual
5 — predominantly homosexual, infrequently heterosexual
6 — exclusively homosexual
7 — exclusively heterosexual

(Wah lao...predominant here la ...infrequently there la -_-. Ini macam sudah koyak lo)

Hyperfemininity is the exaggeration of gender-stereotyped behavior that is believed to be feminine. Hyperfeminine women, as well as some gay men and male-to-female transgenders, exaggerate the qualities they believe to be feminine. They believe it is their job to boost men's egos by being passive, naive, innocent, soft, flirtatious, graceful, nurturing, and accepting.

Hypermasculinity is the exaggeration of gender-stereotyped behavior that is believed to be masculine. Hypermasculine men, as well as some lesbian and female-to-male transgenders, exaggerate the qualities they believe to be masculine. They believe it is their job to compete with other men and dominate women by being aggressive, worldly, sexually experienced, hard, physically imposing, ambitious, and demanding.

Hyperfeminine women often seek out hypermasculine men for sexual relationships. Hypermasculine men often seek hyperfeminine women. They are likely to have rocky relationships, however. Hyperfeminine women are more likely to accept physical and emotional abuse from their sex partners. Hypermasculine men are more likely to be physically and emotionally abusive to their partners.

Anyways, I hope you guys and girls have found out where you really fit man. Coz I'm abit lost myself. I think I'm between negative 1 and a perfect zero - "Exclusively heterosexual but infrequently more than one char bohs" KEekekke. So please someone fill in this infrequent gap more often. KEkeke.