Leg Broke in Bangkok~

After this trip to Bangkok which is so different from the first trip there, I am officially a complete tour guide to the 'Heaven on Earth' - Bangkok. Being on holiday with 3 girls in Bangkok showed me the other side of Bangkok, the side where nobody takes off clothes and no ping pong balls starts flying around from half male/female private part. *lol*

In just a matter of 3 days, the girls manage to go to every night market, all the major shopping centre, and then came back with oversized luggages, satisfied hearts and a poor worn-out limping guy.*kekeke* I didn't know it would be so different, coz the last time I shopped in Bangkok, there were no clothings on sale. =P



So instead of the a-Go-Go Bars, the crazy red light/massage parlour hunting and jumping from one rowdy disco to another.... this trip was pure clothes hunting and club hunting.

Chatuchak (Jatujak)

On the 2nd day, the girls headed off to Chatuchak weekend market early in the morning. Chatuchak only opens on Saturday and Sunday and is apparently the biggest market in Bangkok.


you can even shop while you crossing the pedestrian bridge -_-"

Thinking that they should be exhausted by then, I took a cab to Chatuchak at about 3pm *kekeke* to meet them when they are worn and weak so there would be minimum shopping walking for me. Ended up I was wrong, they were just warming up and continued shopping til the last Thai aunty closes shop -_-".



How the hell did I know that there would be 15,000 shops in a night market. *stress*



This Chatuchak is one grand-momma of a 'pasar malam', what you want oso got, cockroach paperweight, Balenese furnitures, music by the streets..



they even have imported ciggies selling by the sticks. -_-"



Before nightfall, I am alreaedy heavy lifting too many plastic bags on both of my hands. Even the Thai aunties saw me also laugh.



Thai Aunty: Hey, all this for her?
Me: Yahh *pants* *pants*
Thai Aunty: *kekkeke* You no have?
Me: *shake head*
Thai Aunty: *turns to Alexandra* This one nice boy, eh... your husband
Me: *shake head fast*
Thai Aunty: oh.. *looks at her n looks at me den run inside her shop*

(5 minutes later)
Thai Aunty: heere ..hereee...put inside.. no drop, nice boy *gives huuuge plastic bag*
Me: Omg... thank you! *alas somebody appreciates me... but ...a Thai Aunty -_-"*







Chatuchak is really a must go for shopping maniacs, but a nono for those who go for the real good stuff =P.

Shopping is really not my specialty so I've decided to let the expert do some review on shopping spots in Bangkok.

Pratunam Market, & PatPhong Night Market

We actually went to the infamous PatPhong to check out the a-GoGo shows... it closes early on Sunday -_-" End up shopping again!!! OMG





Platinum Mall, Siam Paragon, Central World and MBK


MBK centre = Mabuk Centre



By the 3rd day, the girls bought so many things that I was secretly hoping that they have ran dry.



But they didn't... coz they drive a very very hard bargain with the shops. Extra 10 baht (10 cents RM) also they calculate. Apa la -_-"



Half way walking through Siam Paragon, we saw this shop called Loft (same name as two clubs in KL) . Loft in Bangkok sells cute and unique toys and accessories. I bought a few stuff from there coz I'm a loyal customer to 'Loft'. I was tired and confused *kekeke*

Huh???! Loft in shopping centre!??! woohooo!! *dance dance*


I think among all of the malls, they liked Platinum most. Coz they stayed there for so long til I have to go for a massage while waiting for them. -__-" Let me call Amanda and ask ...=P

Victor - What do you think about Platinum mall?
Amanda - Nice place to shop because that place is actually a wholesale place. All the baju there got two prices, one is retail and one is wholesale price. Obviously it is not as cheap as Jatujak, but Jatujak is messy and Platinum is more organized. The only bad thing is the stores there are almost the same. Platinum is definitely the 2nd best place for me. Cheap cheap =P

Bingo!! I was correct.


*kekeke* no problem to shop... big problem for boyfriends... =P

Let me try ask Rachel now ... *kekeke*

Victor - Which mall you like to shop in Bangkok the most ah?
Rachel - I like Jatujak the most.
Victor - Mall lah .. -_-"
Rachel - Platinum mall lor...very cheap because they are wholesaler.

Girls are de same no?


New bras... genius underwear -_-" You wear, you turn to genius


Who wanna wear these for me ?



Victor - Wei, in Bangkok which mall you like the most
Alexandra - Errmm... I like Platinum mall...er err... dunno la if cheap stuff I like platinum mall coz can buy wholesale price and better quality?
Victor - isit not same as Jatujak?
Alexandra - not same lo i think... I think Jatujak worse quality

(pssst.... I see same same thing only 0__0. Price = Quality?) *shuts mouth*

Suan Luam Night Bazaar




It was really a crazy holy cow leg breakin' shopping experience.. never compete with girl's stamina in shopping malls. They got turbo, we are just kapchais.

Bangkok Bangkok!!

*clears throat* I MISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BANNNNNNNNNNNGKKOOOOKKK!!!!! Sigh, Bangkok always gets me. Although this is my second trip there, I still feel the same shitty feelin' when I come back from the land of too many beautiful mui mui chais paradise. For you guys whom have went before, you'll know exactly what I mean. For me, Bangkok is the only place that I've really did love.. I think Hawaii don't even comes close. It has great spicy food (I like Tom yum!), cheap stuff, great massages, great nightlife and of course... too many pretty girls that seems way too polite not to take back home and tear.. love.

The first time I went there, my friend William was singing on the plane.

Me: Why are you singing wei, so happy for what?
William: Wooohoo *singing & dancing stupidly* We are going to Bangkok!! *sway hornily*
Me: *laughs* No need so happy right?
William: You don't know wan la! Your first time! *continues singing* Wahliao eh, many many girls ...woo~~~ *stupid dance*



Now I can rightfully advise those of you who haven't been to Bangkok. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?? It really gives a whole new meaning to Heaven is right on top of us. When they say on top, they meant north...pointin to Thailand. Si!?

This 2nd trip, I was happily singing inside *shhhh...* The girls didn't know, but I was ... ehehehhe...super excited. *lol* I guess now they know... anyhow, this time I went with 3 girls... the same 3 girls that went to Singapore with me. Yeah... we are on a travelling mission, but of course with different objectives in mind. They, are of course is trying to do as much shopping as they can. And me, trying to get my hands on as many pheeeeeeewweeeeeeeeeeet Thai girls to as many hotspots as possible for the sole benefits of my readers only. Yes, I'm that noble. *kekeke*

Man just talking about it makes me want to take the next flight back *stress* Seating on the AirAsia stiff seats to get a sore back again, and then head directly to a Thai massage parlor right after. Perfect way to start a holiday. *ekkeke*



The girls too were smiling gleefully when we arrived. Never seen them so happy before, I think in their mind must be all the bags, clothes, accessories and more bags that they are going to shop for.



I kinda looking forward for the same thing. Honest! Bags(side), no (clothes), ASSessories and more Bags(side). See! *kekekek*

But before all that could happen, we gotta go for a nice massage. We all went to one that was recommended by Rachel's friend. It is located at Pratunam, opposite Eastin Hotel. The place looked kinda small but it is relli cheap and good. Just 400 baht for 2 hour Thai Massage. Just what we needed after seating on AirAsia's perfectly 'comfortable' seats.







After that, we took a 'Tuk-tuk' back to the hotel. And the girls met a very hamsap hansem driver. *ekkeke*



'Tuk tuk' is the best way to travel on the busy streets of Bangkok.



Apparently, it is more costly than Taxis, I think because it is for the tourist and also they get around faster in traffic.

On our first day, the girls were kind enough to withhold their temptation from shoppin' to join me for dinner instead with my cousin which are also living in Bangkok. We were all hungry for food after the nice massage and travelling.



Then after dinner, my cousin brought us to 'White House' which is a famous nightclub in Bangkok. The following content is exclusively mouth-watering plus obscenely sexy for adults only.



May I say, this place rocked my socks and kick started our Bangkok trip. Not long after we drank a few glasses, the Thai hotchimomma started walking up stage and shake their bom bom for all of us to see. I was of course too shy when that happened *kekekek* but it was too late. Their motion, their look and their outfit hypnotized me like some voodoo black magic. I'm a weak potato right after. -_-



First there was like 10 to 15 of them on the bar



Then suddenly, a few dozen of them popped out of nowhere as customers started walking in..



And soon the whole place was crowded with Thai chickadees in skimpy clothes waiting ... yesh... it is an 'omg why i come this place with 3 girls situation'. LOL...kiddin kiddin'.



I'm beginning to suspect that they have a babe machine hidden back churning them out.



Of course I was screaming in my pants mind when all that happened. But my girl+friends were around so I can't jump around like a happy monkey. =(

Then suddenly, Amber chia (lookalike) started walking up the stage as all the girl's left.



What looked like a normal sexy slow dance turned out to be a strip+come+stick me+sticker+show. Wahhhh lao eh, this is definitely more fun than those strip clubs in Hawaii, this one you get to put a sticker on the stripper (cost about 100 baht each) anywhere. That was when I popped, no more gentle steady man... I'm a happy monkey *kekekek*



I bought everyone one *kekekeke* including the girls so they can be happy monkeys too. =P



When a gentleman sees a girl naked in a cold place, sticking a sticker on her seems like the right thing to do... agree?



Alexandra went straight for her breast *kekekek*



I've never had so much fun playing with stickers =P



I've got a few videos of our night in White House but you hamsap guys just gotta wait til my last post when I compile the videos together. *ekkeke* Trust me, it will be worth the wait. =P Once again, I love Bangkok!!

Crazy life

I've missed out so many post this 2 weeks due because so many things are happening so fast, I don't even know where to start. Even as we speak, I'm blogging from my office and I only got few minutes left before I have to do something else. Truly, this 2 weeks have been great, and I don't just mean the Singapore trip.

I got to catch up with some old buddies from Hawaii..



Then I finally got to meet Cheron after so long she has gone to Singapore..



in fact, she is right in front of me waiting while I'm blogging this. Gotta send her back to Ipoh later. Poor girl..

Then just few days ago we had a very successful exhibition, many thanks to Alexandra. With her around, collecting cards does not require us much persuasion. In fact, I've never seen them so happy giving us their business card.



Then two days back, I was suppose to go to Juicy launchin' at Pavillion with Dorcas. Couldn't attend it because my company's CEO suddenly wanted to have a meeting with me one on one. *stress* Couldn't forget how confused I was when I was informed of that. CEO? See Me? (Die...getting fired).



Found out he was just curious bout the video shoot and made it up to Dorcas at Just Divine Bar.

Then of coz, not forgetting the crazy Halloween Party at Zouk that just passed. Omg.. hell of a party. I went as a drunkard. Nobody noticed I was in a costume.. -_-"





And yesterday, me and Cheron-y went to a bar/club called Scarlet. I have to admit that the bar really looks not bad,







and the launch was pretty successful with free flow and free food 8-10pm. Had some fun there =)



Sigh, Cheron is going back in 2 hours time. Gotta miss her so much la. -_-" So gotta sign out now. Ciaos...

Oh yah.. will be going Bangkok tomorrow. WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Dat was my first outburst of excitement. Don't even have time for that but was really looking forward to it. =)