Horny Cafe?

Have you been to Horny Prince Cafe? I saw this sign while eating chow kueh teow on the opposite side of the road. Then my eye caught sight of something peculiar about the sign..



Nothing really wrong if you just glance at it... And actually I've seen this cafe before a few times, but never really took a real good look at the sign. I thought my eyes was playing tricks at me when I thought I see something wrong with the sign...I even asked Joanne to double check.



Me: Eh...is there a kuku (dick) jutting out from that logo?
Joanne: Yah...*kekeke*
Me: WHAT KINDA CAFE IS DAT!?!?

I wonder how that logo was passed by the management of the cafe.... if it's a prostitute center hotel... or a papaya farm pub then still acceptable lah. But cafe where families go to eat....adui!

Actually, come to think of it....it also suits this site. *kekekeke*



Welcome to the horny drunken club!!....BUT NOT CAFE WEI!

Karaoke B'day for Alvin de Rocker

Last thursday was one of my bro's bday. Birthdays are always a good time for gathering between friends that you've not met for quite some time. Happy birthday to you bro... hoped you had a blast although you passed out in the middle of your celebration. *ekkeekek* Expected lah.



But what is not cool is you ran away in a taxi half way. *ekkekeke* Apa la ni? (What is dat?)

However, the star of the night was definitely Ming Kuang who was really taking karaoke far too seriously. *ekkekeke* When going to open concert lah?





Like I said, it is always good to have those you cherish the most beside you... if possible... for always =)

Trying to be funny

My camera is now not just a gadget for me to take pics, but also the thing I use to make me remember what happened when I'm drunk. Like I've said times and times again, it is not nice to forget super hot girls new friends that you meet.

Two days ago, I was walking down the shop lots outside of my housing area and I spotted tis.



MEMORY Specialist! Seems like I'm not the only one that have been losing their memory. I'm still wondering what they are really specialized in but if they are really indeed capable of bringing back my memory.... I'm going to get an appointment. I think my friend Alvin would also want one coz he have the same problem.



Anyways,the conversation should be going something like this...

Me: Hey, thank God for your service man.
Specialist: No problem (Crazy guy ??)
Me: Hey...(takes out camera).. can you help me remember what I said to this girl yesterday ar??? (shows hot girl n me kissing)
Specialist: 0_0" I can't do that but I can recommend you a larger capacity memory stick.
Me: 0_0"

What a weird specialty no?

Then yesterday, I saw this poster at a bar while drinking with an old pal.



Heyy.... straight to the point. But if it really helps ugly people have sex with girls....then the girl who drank too much beer should be kinda fat too... It wouldn't sound that nice if they'd inserted that part.

'Beer, Helping Ugly People Have Sex with Fat Girls since 1863'. *kekekeke*

Then today, I was eating with my colleague in 'Oriental Cravings' at One Utama. They had this brochure which cracked me up.



*kekekeke* Suddenly everyone is trying to be funny or wat?

Model Tan

Behold hamsap peepols, *kekeke* jokin'...

coz

here

comes

the

super

sexy

photoshoot

Ready???

Are you breathin' heavily???

Called the paramedics already?


Ok....HERE COMES

*drum roll*

*drum roll*

*drum roll*

MODEL TAN!!!!!



CHEERS FOR THE MALAYSIA'S NEXT TOPless MODEL!!!

I always have known that I'm a born model. Soon, I'll be appearing in front covers of FHM holding two to three hot hootchi mommas. Woooohoooooooo!!!!!!! Ok la okla, don't ccry...*hehehe* Here comes the real models...-_-"



I didn't really know who was coming, but when they turned out one by one... like Carace (Miss Hypertune '07, Miss Chinese Oriental), Christina, Ling Yen, Christy (Miss BestDress?), Alexandra (My banner gal) and Ling Mun ...drops of saliva sweat was like falling down one by one oso. *kekeke* StresS!





Not to mention that there were changing room moments, adui~ a bunch of girls changing in the changing room with only a curtain seperating them. I don't know bout the other guys in the room but I was like 'God, help us all~' *pray pray pray*



Then when everyone was ready, the shooting began. I didn't know what to expect, and since I've been taking pictures like everyday...hey~ it shouldn't be that difficult right?



WronG! Too many girls....too close.... and too much trying to laugh and smile. Hard when your heart beating 3 million beats per second and you feel like cryin' seeing so many angels around *keekeke*



Half the time while I was shootin' the photoshoot, I can't help but to think all those beautiful smiles and sexy pose were for me.



Got me all worked out and sweaty through out the whole shoot, a few times ... saliva was drippin from the side of my mouth while I was taking shots too. *ekkekee*



I tell you, I really think being a photographer may be the best job ever..... coz what other job would make girls dress up in skimpy clothings and pose so seductively to you.



I don't think they even give that priviledge to their own boyfriends. *kekekek* I gotta admit, I was really envious of Mr Arthur the camera man.



Anyways, the only bad thing about the shoot is that I wasn't the only guy there. Which sucks of coz.... and although they don't have the insane body and looks like me; I felt abit tulan lah coz they were getting all the action. -_-" (jokin ya bros)





Anyhoots, I've always thought that modelling was in my blood. But I didn't realize it was damn kow tiring. We had to smile and laugh for two hours, and faking it wasn't easy so we had to crack lame jokes like 'Hey, there is one kwai lou here!' and we even tried persuading the girls to do some striptease for us to get us excited. But it was relli funny in the end.... and I think we got the shots we wanted.



After shooting the Friendster shots, the girls were very in the mood for taking more pics. That is when the situation gotten out of control ..



oh sorry, that was just my blood flow. *kekke* Can you imagine taking a professional shot sitting on the floor with a hot hot hot model standing only and inche away from you. So close that your camera is only below their *tooooot*. If there is a name for this position, it would be the 'hello kitty!' position. *ekkeke* Say 'hello kitty!!'



I couldn't let Arthur (the cameraman) to get all the good view shots... So I took the tri pod and smash his headI was struggling around him to get the angle he is getting. I could have sworn that I smelled smoke coming out of my camera.



Haiizzz..... it is such a nice position angle.

Then after that it was Ling Yen's turn to shoot. Adui... I see, I saw, I pengsan.



Too bad for me all I got out of it was a sore jaw and hyper tension. -_-"



Sorry for all the bad quality shots coz I was having difficulty using my flash in the studio. Each time I use flash, the backlight (is that what it's called) around the studio starts flashing. I was beginning to think it was some kind of plot devised by Arthur the photographer to prevent me from taking any pics nicer than his. -_-" *ehehhe*

Anyways, the results of the photo shoot will be ready soon so watch out for it =)



Model Tan signing out~

Higher than just Hi!

I'm not sure if you guys are ready for this but ... please just in case, just get a pail in front of you before you bleed yourself to death. Contents below might be hazardrous to those with high blood pressure or those that suffer 'tight pants' syndrom constantly. In that case, you'll need a book to cover yourself in case your boss walks by. *kekeke*

Yeap, this is the weekend post that you all must have been waiting for. This weekend, I'm not only preoccupied with helping out my friend's video and photo shoot, and Alice's birthday;



i get to meet a few new hot hoochi momma!! pretty friends.





I wished I can tell you their names but you'll have to wait til the second or third outing when I ask them again. I really gotta bring a notepad out coz I can't call them 'hoochi momma' or 'dis chick''dat chick' for long. Luckily for me, my blog ain't that famous yet. *phew*



Well, least I remember one... (cos I met her on Wednesday, Friday n Saturday..... yea you might have guessed, I finally recognized her on Saturday). -_-" What a darn stupid thing to think that I'm so lucky that every other time I go clubbing a new hot chick comes my way~ It was actually the same chick *kekeke* Luckily for me she didn't know =P



Normally we greet people by saying 'hie', but that gotten too old fashion don't ya think? If it is anything close, 'high' should be the agenda at the end of the night. And that is exactly how it was every night this week.

Here is 'hie' to Jill



and 'hie' to passing chic



Not only it was 'high' tide this weekend (Mr. Weather Tan reportin *ahem ahem*), the heat was pretty intense too. Everywhere within the vacinity of me is hot...yea like this one



... like so hot that we had to bath ourself with the ice bucket can?.

It got so immensely hot that I decided to be a nice guy to get my friends off their uncomfortable clothes =P~ (almost lah~ *kekek*)



Hahahha... anyways, my friends couldn't take it no more and went out of control.



I don't blame them. Now you know why I'm always drunk.... I gotta surpress the 'tense' situation and be a good boy just like wat mommy advised.

Ok..who am I kiddin'. *kekeke*



Definitely one of the bestest week. I need to see the doctor real soon if heat like these comes more often. =P





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Best dress of the week

The best dress of the week was obviously Christy.



Me: Hey, I really like the dress you wore yesterday @ Loft.
Christy: Isit? It is just a boob tube wat.
Me: (okeiii!? got a point) Yea.... but you look good in it it looks good on you.

I wonder if I can call it best dress anymore, coz she got a point *kekeke* actually two points to prove that it is not the dress *kekeke* I bet she still will win best dress if I give her my granny's clothes.

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(PSSSSSSSSST....surprises next post... if your pail is full by now... better get the paramedics ready on my next post *ekkekee*)

KLF=KehLEhFeh!

This week's activities were pretty refreshin' having being involve in a video shooting for the first time. Since I'm managing my company's corporate video (pending next month start), it gives me a feel of how the whole process requires.



Firstly of course, you need a story board. Detailed to each second of the video. First second, touch the hair gently... second second, touch her face....third second ...rip off clothes. Something like dat laR! *kekeke* but that is a different movie all together, mebbe when I become a producer lah (you all pray hard for me lo)



But on a serious note, making a video isn't easy. I know coz I've made a few noob video myself when I feel retarded. Making a professional video, one that you can boldly show to the audience is difficult. First of all, you need beautiful faces girls in the video.



Then you need a crew to carry the lights, the camera, the boards (I don't know what the boards are for, mebbe for fanning)...and etc.



Then you need a producer to say 'Action' and 'Cut'. Let me see, what else... oh yah...and of course the casting crew and the KLF.





KLF or Keh Leh Fehs are those casting crew that only appear within a split second in the video, in which you have to pause the video so very accurately to shout *HEY...THAT IS MY BACKSIDE!!! Yeap....thats me -_-" I just hope they shot the right cheek of my butt coz that is my best angle.

When the video finish, I'm going to put it up here (if possible) so you guys can play...SPOT THE KEH LEH FEH. -_-"